don’t play it cool

hen // 25 // he/xe/they

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

is it just me or is it a little bisexual in here

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[7bitter]

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[daydreaminglilguy]

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

[rockabillywife]

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

[angelicdust]

[loveridden1999]

olivia rodrigo was so right my head is full of poison and my heart is full of doubt i got toxins in my bloodstream

[mrsterlingeverything]

I WILL EXPERIENCE A SECOND BLOOM in my late 40s watch this space

[mutators]

1. Be tormented by it

2. Convince yourself you like it actually, to survive

3. Seek it out, because you like it

4. Return to top of list

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[goflowolfog]

[hunter-rodrigez]

In Europe, you press one of these buttons if you want the bus to stop at the next stop.

The button starts violently vibrating the buttplug every driver is wearing.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will