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Amber Davies 28 years old No real goal

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Anyone else have these creepy ravens always outside their window? I’ve killed a few of the pendejos but there’s more. It all started after some dinner a walk in the woods if that means anything. I just want to get a glass of wine in peace, and now they’re starting to creep out my patrons and cat. Does anyone know how to get rid of them? Please pm me if so.

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Have you been singing to them?  You know like Snow White used to and then the birds would follow her around.  Granted they were usually more like bluebirds but still it could be the problem.

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Theoretically speaking, if I had a

Hello fellow White Crest citizens! I’m looking to try some local cuisine, maybe buy something new from the grocery store. What are some nutritional, tasty things I should try? Maybe something that really screams ‘I’m home even though I’m terrified.’ Some comfort food, maybe? 

I’m also looking to try some hobbies, or just things to do when you’re bored that don’t involve being on a computer or phone. I’d like to enrich the human’s life since I have access to things humans enjoy But I just don’t know what the options are Maybe something that’s generally safe and easy, like something a very young child could do with minimal supervision without hurting themselves. 

My human won’t answer when I ask it what it needs It’s still in the screaming stage We’ve all been there But it’s still very new to this whole captivity thing and I want to win it over with a nice home-cooked meal or a treat

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Local cuisine?  Have you had a decent burger because there is little to beat that.  Although personally I would add cheese to that....ooh or grilled cheese or for real comfort mac and cheese.  Maybe some cheesecake if you want something sweet.  Perhaps actually just cheese is good.

Hobbies that a small child could do are a bit harder.  Don’t you just give them a toy to chew?  Or more advanced might be some crayons and a piece of paper so they can draw.  My hobbies wouldn’t really be suitable for kids, although everyone loves to dress up don’t they?

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mftillerman​:

Okay, okay, that’s a fair reason. I presume you’ve got your own frozen margarita machine too, then? What about a Moscow Mule? Russians infamously keep warm by drinking copious amounts of vodka, so, sounds like a promising drink for when its freezing cold in July. Or, hey, if its just for one night or so - and you’re willing to eat the cost - just stick to the original plan and crank the heat way up. 

Frozen margarita machine?  Why can’t I just crush the ice and mix it all up?  Although vodka is not a bad idea.  Maybe I should look up some vodka cocktails to mix.  I think regardless of the drinks included I still want the heat and it is only for one night so I am willing to suck up the cost.  I just want to have some fun.

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humanmoodring​:.

God, same. Not a bad idea, you know. Just trying to will away the fucking snow with margaritas and summer vibes. Not a sunshine lamp, but I’ve definitely got a space heater, and that’s kind of the same thing, right?

I’m at the stage where anything is worth a try and if nothing else we can have a bit of fun.  I don’t know if they are the same thing but I feel like anything with ‘heater’ in it’s name is going to help with the situation.  I’m Amber by the way.

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threadofheart​:

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I don’t doubt that, Amber and I certainly am not one to stop you from dressing how you’d like, but please do try to not get sick.

Knit signs? That’s… a lot of yarn. What exactly do you want these knitted signs to say? Who are we directly our complaints to? I have a list of questions that continues to grow.

Won’t get sick!

Alright, maybe just knit a frame or something to stick on....Erm we should complain to....the weather station?  Maybe just shout at the clouds a bit.  Get the cloud people to take note and change their plans.

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

Oh, it’s not just that. It’s a uuuuhhh sensory condition. Most things really don’t taste like anything for me. And, if you already use one regularly, an hour or sometimes less is about right! If you haven’t used one in a while, it might take a few days or a few weeks. Still, not too shabby. If plants can cope with sunlamps, people can too, right?

That sounds like you have something up with your taste buds.  Have you seen a doctor?  Surely they can do something.

I have never used one of the lamps but even just a little will surely help.  I didn’t know that you can use sunlamps on plants.  Do you grow any?

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bearingwitness​:

It’s important if you want a job interview or want a bank loan, or so I learned the hard way. 

I mean its flour, butter, white sugar, salt, vanilla extract, and eggs. 

Its always weird how you can mix stuff up together and it looks totally different then the sum of its part. 

I guess are bodies are like that too? Just alot of calcium, protein, and water rolled together. 

Yeah, spring fun honey sounds like a plan

Shit, i’ve got plans for next year

I’m feel like, really organized

I’ve found being able to carry multiple plates or measure drinks correctly have been far more important in getting a job than speaking with fancy words.

You say these things as if you think I’m going to go and make cookies.  That is way too much work when you can just buy them at the store and trust me, there is nothing going to taste good that I attempt to bake.

.....Yeah, that’s one way of looking at the body.  Are you some kind of medical student of something?

Aww, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside at being the one to get you organised.  Maybe I’ll see you there!

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chasseurdeloup​:

Sounds expensive to me. Honestly I’m alright skipping the 30 85 degree weather, thanks. I could do without the snow but the cold is alright by me. My dog’s not a fan, though. I don’t think he’s taking you up on the margaritas, though.

Don’t you think it will get really dull if it is constantly cold?   I’m willing to sacrifice some cash in exchange for just one night of summer fun, even though I would prefer a few weeks of it.  Surely that is not too much to ask?  Is your dog easy to manage?  They are welcome to join the party.

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mftillerman​:

Why would you make a frozen margarita if you’re complaining about the cold? I mean, to crank the heat up high enough that you would feel the need for a frozen beverage is going to absolutely wreck your electric bill. 

Erm....well you make a good point but I really like frozen margaritas.  Also it’s supposed to be summer so frozen drinks are good.  It won’t really feel like summer if I’m drinking spiked hot chocolate.  Given your valid points though I will have a rethink and perhaps come up with some summer flavored cocktail instead.

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nicsalazar​:

And what’s your plan for the people floa  I like winter but not sure I like it twice a year, so I guess…I support whatever you have planned even though I don’t know you. Never heard of sunshine lamps, how could it give you sunshine?

I don’t really like it once a year so twice is really not doing it for me.  That’s great though, the more the merrier right?  The sunshine lamps give you vitamin D or something and they are supposed to make you feel great, like you’ve just spent the day on the beach and soaked up all the good stuff.  I don’t really know much about them but I know they are supposed to make you feel all happy even though it’s dark and cold outside.  I figure anything is worth a try, right?

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

I’m not one for margaritas these days, but I definitely support the spirit. You can have my vitamin D happy light for your cause, if you really want. We’ve all gotta get through the dark somehow, right?

I can make you virgin margaritas if that would help.  I would love to borrow your lamp though.  That would be amazing.  Don’t they say it boosts the happy part of your brain or something in just an hour or so?

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damienxsheppard​:

Well, if you drink enough whiskey, you’ll start to feel warm. Not saying you will be, but if you’re drunk enough it won’t matter one way or another. I vote on getting wasted. 

You make a very valid point and I totally agree that whisky will get you wasted very quickly but frozen margaritas say party more than old men gathered round a wooden table with a bottle of malt.  However I’m not one to stop people drinking whatever they want so enjoy.  I’m just not sure the cocktail umbrellas will look so good in the whisky.

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bearingwitness​:

Yeah, in the woods place where I grew up no body really cared about like decorum or whatever. 

I dunno, people do weird shit to milk. Like, I don’t think humankind really gets how fuckin strange it is to steal milk meant for cow babies, and freeze or spoil into treats. 

Maybe? I hope they are too. Honey is antibacterial, which means funky will grow in it. It also has a pH of about 3.26-4.48 which also helps. Theoretically honey can actually keep forever, but alot of the time people let moisture get in there, so it spoils through fermentation eventually. 

Decorum, now there’s a fancy word for something that really isn’t important unless you are trying to sell something.  I don’t really care about it either if I’m honest.

No, no , no - you are not spoiling ice cream for me.  I can block lots of things from my mind and that is one of those concepts.  I will treasure my ice cream and nothing you are going to say is going to ruin it for me......and now I want chocolate chip cookie dough, thanks a lot!

Honestly I stopped reading after about the first ten words so I’ll just try to still be here by next spring and hope the fun honey is around to play with.  We’ll just go with that.

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divineluce​:

You’re not wrong about that. I’ve had to play hardball with some of those kids, coming in looking for tattoos with shitty fake ID’s. Like I haven’t seen a million of those things already.

Sure does. I’m not a bright colors kind of gal, so I’ll take your word on it.

I always wonder how good people get at spotting fake IDs.  I had mixed results when I was younger.  I had a really good one after about three really dodgy ones but they worked occasionally.  Do you do the tattoos or are you in the reception?  It’s such a skilled job.

Really?  That’s a shame.  I feel like everyone should embrace a bit or color.  Any reason for avoiding it?

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bearingwitness​:

I mean, you are right. I never could do scripts. 

It’s why I got my ass fired so much 

Grocery stores are weird to me, just all this food laid out and kept cold. It’s like a morgue but for veggies. Hiking for the fruit seems…I dunno, more natural. 

Why would it be safer? The pesticides and hormones are in the processed food too, especially in the process food. 

Seems like the Sexy Drug Honey was only being sold during the Spring Festival. I’ve heard its from Paraguay originally 

It causes hallucinations I think, like….really really nice feeling hallucinations. 

Probably for the best. It wasn’t fair…sexiness and honey? thats like my two weaknesses in one thing? like….I was getting in trouble for spending to much time on honey rather then work. 

More of an ad lib kind of person are you?  Free speech is such a wonderful thing.

That is an interesting way to think about grocery stores.  If it’s a morgue for veggies then how do you account for stuff like ice cream and candy?  Hiking still seems like way too much work.

Wow, that sounds kind of fun.  I’m sorry I missed it. I mean honey is pretty good anyway but honey giving fun hallucinations I could thoroughly embrace.  Maybe I’ll just have to stick around for next spring’s festival and hope that they are selling it again...unless someone still has some that I could try.  I wonder if it goes out of date?

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bearingwitness​:

I was just asking questions, questions that my fellow Americans just need to ask themselves. I’m not like the cooperate stooges at the major networks, I don’t tell people what to think. 

Apples can be free if you are willing to hike some. 

If could be. Maybe it has major chemical companies are covering up how their use of pesticides leads to colony collapse disorder? Maybe the pesticides are in the apples? Maybe we are eating pesticides and all that industrial runoff inside us is just part of the plan? 

How does this tie into the Sexy Drug Honey occurrences this Spring? We’ll see

You ask a lot of questions.  Corporate stooges are way more boring though, they talk from a script.

.....hike?  As in walk a long way for some fruit?  I don’t think so but cool suggestion.

Now you see we are making progress.  Companies polluting the air are causing all the problems everywhere.  This is another good reason for avoiding so called fresh food.  Safely packaged and processed food is so much safer.

What Sexy Drug Honey?  Who sells that because it sounds amazing?

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divineluce​:

That’ll give the Main Street Arena some competition. I think the last thing we need is the JV Hockey team fucking things up on the pool ice.

I wouldn’t call heatstroke lucky. I overheat in a fucking sweater, it’s shit.

You have a point....there are a few I wouldn’t mind seeing find a thin patch if that was the case.

Fair enough, although it does mean you save a fortune on winter clothes.  Plus bright colors are so much fun and summery so that is a huge bonus.