jahnavi

but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep

[unprettyextra]

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[zmpl]

buy the grocery store battle pass it lets you get exclusive breads and cheeses and you can cut in line whenever you want

[trucksquared]

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job

[catchymemes]

[grox]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[pukicho]

hey op, why the fUCK do you have so much free time

I made 52k last month, what’s your excuse fucker

[pukicho]

How? I lied

[horsesarecreatures]

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

[eelmachine]

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

[sillygoosecorp]

Bro doxxed a bathtub

[karvetu]

Some of you don't know how to appreciate a grainy low res image of some man

[meow-two-days-ago-woem]

Is this about that 3DS picture of Obama

[karvetu]

Why would you assume that. I'm obsessed with you

[depsidase]

[gottalovecatss]

[coughloop]

you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more

[zackisontumblr]

fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin

[neil-gaiman]

thoughts on doctor who?

Is that another Tumblr imaginary movie?

[jv]

No, that’s Dr. Gorv. Dr. Who is a movie about the russian Bolshevik revolution starring Julie Christie and Omar Sharif

[lucyaudley]

No, you’re thinking of Doctor Zhivago. Dr Who is a satirical comedy movie about the Cold War and nuclear destruction.

[fuckyeahkatnep]

That’s actually Doctor Strangelove. Doctor Who wrote a bunch of children’s books to help kids learn to read.

[neil-gaiman]

No, that’s almost definitely Doctor Seuss. Doctor Who was a song by the Thompson Twins.

[zingring]

You’re thinking of Doctor! Doctor! Neil. Doctor Who is about a brilliant but arrogant surgeon who, following a car crash that eliminates his chance of ever doing surgery again, turns to mysticism.

[paperclippedmime]

Close! That’s Doctor Strange. Doctor Who is the Dutch expert in law, philosophy, science, and metaphysics who, along with a solicitor, a train fiend, an administrator of an insane asylum, a nobleman, and a cowboy, hunts down and kills a notorious vampire.

[the-golden-summer-rose-archive]

Almost! That’s Doctor Seward from Dracula. I think you mean the guy who suppressed all his urges and made a scientific potion to create a second identity for the sole purposes or letting out his base urges

[gazztron]

Actually, that was Dr van Helsing. Dr Seward was one of Lucy’s suitors, the one that ran the asylum. Dr Who is a song released by Aqua back in the late 1990′s

[datasoong47]

No, that’s Dr Jones. Dr Who is the person on first base

[gazztron]

What?

[datasoong47]

No, What is on 2nd, Who’s on 1st

[wyrmzier]

Shalom and happy Thanksgiving, please consider donating to the mashpee wampanoag tribe in Massachusetts, a tribe that was one of the first to be pushed out of their lands and are often in the fake folklore of the history of Thanksgiving. Currently Massachusetts does not recognize the mashpee wampanoag as a tribal nation and has been trying to steal even more of their land and destroying their culture