Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Show & Tell
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Keni
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
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blake kathryn
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we're not kids anymore.
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@vivaladicamillo
if yall want u can totally give me some suggestions for moodboards/headcanons for the jackass/cky/wildboyz guys!
i do literally anything
- fluff
- angst
- smut
(just dont get too weird lmao)
also heres a pretty man to look at while u read
my brothers quote this at LEAST 3 times a week
some pictures I came across for the dico fans (me 🤭)
I love him, hes so pretty and silly
Not one to start rumors but johnny knoxville and jeff tremaine have been Touching on each other for over 25 years
#iKNEWit
premiere for jackass: the movie
guess whos making a comeback for the new movie coming out soonnnn !!!!
its me btw
professional jackass😯😯👀
i think about ryan dunn on mtv cribs so often
this scared me so bad cuz its my private twt pfp LMAOOOO
“He’s got ADD don’t even listen to him”
“Me have ADD!”
WHERE IS CKY 5 OUT WHAT WHERE DO YOU FIND IT
its on youtube!!
https://youtu.be/R_HCzPFS0Zg?si=Fs8kZGe9Q9gy8RKy
whoever got cky 5 taken down i hope u actually choke too death
Dating Ryan Dunn HCs
fixes your car and changes your tires.
Buys CDs you like to put in his car so you can listen to them on drives.
Burns CDs for you.
Keeps a photo of you on his dashboard and in his wallet!
also has a lighter with a picture of you on it.
lights your cigarettes/blunts
buys you flowers every week AND cuts the stems. (April told him to.)
always is touching you if you’re by him. Hand, thigh, waist, anywhere.
Gives you his jacket if you’re cold. Even if he’s freezing.
If you guys live together the crew is always at your house.
You’ll wake up in the middle of the night and Raab will be drunk in your kitchen.
They all also have keys to your house for “emergencies”
He let’s you decorate the house however you want.
If he’s filming for the crew he always ends up panning the camera to you at some point. (Gets yelled at and teased by everyone for it.)
WILL walk into the bathroom while you’re pissing and just start talking to you.
You haven’t touched a door handle since you started dating him.
Loves when you wear his clothes!!
He’ll show up at your window at like 2am and make you let him in.
I feel like moms love him. Idk.
bam sleeps over IN YOUR BED. (Ryan’s in the middle obviously.)
i loved your "dating young dico" hcs! can you do a dating young bam one?
DATING YOUNG BAM WOULD INCLUDE….
A LOTTT of skating
if u dont skate urself, youd be known as bams arm candy around the park
probably would have too clean up his injuries a lot
keep a little tiny first aid kit somewhere!!!!
PARTIESSS
definitely will show u off
but i will have too hear him talk abt ville valo from him 24/7
oh god good luck everyone sleeping in peace
he WILL wake u up for a stupid cky bit
antiquing….the who cky band….him jumping on ur face…
THE LIST IS ENDLESS
be prepared too fight back
APRIL MANGERA LOVING U!!!
she will treat u like her own
literally the sweetest women ever
honestly js being there for bams stupid little moments
pranks are huge
js keep his punk ass in check bc he gos too far too fast
going to shows with him!
ik deep down he loves to mosh at small shows when one pops up!
A LOT of pda!!
hes a bold fuck
not afraid too stick his hand down ur pants in public
a FREAK btw
going too the costume store with him and brandon too help decide on the next sketch idea for the new cky movie
FILMING FOR CKY!!
bam said it himself
seeing chicks get hurt isnt funny
so ur the designated cameraman
which is great bc u js get tok sit back and watch him do dangerous shit!
matching tattoos!!
(preferably the him logo somewhere)
going too his skating trips with him !!!
good for u if u love too travel!
will take u out for a really nice dinner one night too be all flashy
take it bc his cheap ass is feeling nice
horror movie marathons!!
oh dont bring snakes around him tho
he will piss himself
pretty much any reptile does that
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HIII hope u enjoyed!!! a little short bc im going into work but here!! im glad u enjoyed my dico fic !! i will be writing morr soon i swear im js SO BUSYYYYY
DATING YOUNG DICO WOULD INCLUDE…
SFW
being forced to go too pop up arcades with him just so he could play mortal kombat
will force u too play
and u will lose HORRIBLY
0-3 and hes up by like 3000 points
listening in on his prank phone calls and trying not too piss urself laughing
u wonder how he stays so calm during them
sharing a joint together in his car
probably would make it a competition on who can smoke more without hurling
(ik i could outsmoke that mf any day)
HIGH CUDDLING!!!
dico drunk and high alone with u??? hes like a tumor he wont leave
hes cracking dumb jokes and leaning his head on his shoulder
eventually he gets too a point where hes really sappy and whispering abt how he loves u
or hes horny and trying to suck ur neck like a bushymouth catfish
watching him freestyle for the cky crew!
hes most likely drunk off his ass
yea hes definitely gonna have some bars in there abt u
probably not good ones but he doesnt mean it in a harmful way! he js says what comes too mind
going too parties together
wondering why hes stealing the hosts family photos
oh god not again
he will try and fuck w u psychologically
like “im gonna move all the furniture 7 inches too the right and see if she notices” type damage
staying with him and rake
honestly they r chill ass roommates and best friends
until dico starts being annoying w him
asking him all these scientific questions
bringing up old stories
mustard…
then rake storms off probably locking himself in his room
whoops!
dressing up with him for bits!!
like he will make u dress as a princess at some point
and he will go all out
who needs medieval times when u got dico and a prop sword!
ur couples halloween costumes would go so hard
like he-man and she-ra (realistically hed opt too be skeletor and pretend hes holding u hostage but its ok)
watching starwars with him
also masters of the universe
he u were the one that signed up too be w a nerd!!!
dont touch his action figures tho
he will lose his shit
NSFW
oh god where do i start
hes a man of privacy
but hes a fucking FREAKKKK
high sex is a must
he likes it when u both are fucked and fuck yk?
the man can EATTT
he will have u squirming there for HOURSSS
but hes messy
like really messy
like u have to wash the sheets twice type messy
rake most likely has walked in on u two fucking before
dico doesnt care tho
its rake
he js yells at him too get out “dickhead!”
(i mean unless it was like the one time where bam clipped him through the window in cky1 but I DIGRESS!!!!)
literally a whore for u
hes down for anything pretty much
weve all seen his drawings, hes a perv!! (but in a good way)
he likes it more gentle than rough
but hes still very intense
very in ur face abt it all
will LOSE HIS MINDD if u jerk/suck him off
though hes a head pusher (he cant help it he loves tangling his fingers in ur hair)
oh get ready too roleplay
and its not no normal roleplay
think benjamin franklin
bc hes abt to discover electricity and ur the conductor (if u know what i mean)
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hope yall enjoyeddd, i woke up too early for work and couldnt sleep due too dico brain rot🙃 so heres a gift. Just a drabble but u should request more fic ideas !!! ill actually try and complete some this time i swear
dico's ear piercings <33
I ALWAYS TALK ABT THIS THANK U!!!
