ambulancelot

hello hello

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welcome back to ambulancelot porch

this was breakfast the other day

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mom getting me running shoes for my birthday

having post breakup tao lin magnetic fields run work out get fit summer

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one day. i will get arrested for public urination. mark my words

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oh how lucky i am

must be sent from god

thank you

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this morning on my walk to work i found a bone on the sidewalk and then saw an albino squirrel

[waterbottlemold]

do not stop in the middle of the street to take a picture

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collecting tannins

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i am not nonbinary and i am not polyamorous and i fundamentally disagree with both of those concepts. i am not nonbinary and i am not polyamorous and i fundamentally disagree with both of those concepts. i am not nonbinary and i am not polyamorous and i fundamentally disagree with both of those concepts. i am not nonbinary and i am not polyamorous and i fundamentally disagree with both of those concepts.

definition is OUT and affect is IN for 2026 and here forth

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parking ticket

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sitting on the front porch at 11:45AM with a beer and a leuchtturm and a kaweco liliput and a bluetooth speaker is one of lifes greatest pleasures

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my girl so fly u gotta go through TSA just to kiss her

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she got my bag at the gate

im riding for three hours

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boyzniiiteee dirty harry on the silver screen and a lot of beeeeer

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replacing red bull with beer has gone really well

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10 year anniversary of the doctor appointment where he said I'd be dead in 6 months so I spent all my money and maxed out credit cards and never died. Fuuuuuuck

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happy belated trans day of guilting cis people to give me money even tho im like not really trans or whatever

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i am gonna miss this porch a lot!!!!!!!!!!