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boss had me using the trash grabber to grab trash outside work and i ended up grabbing this

are you more of a shikibuton instagram ad type of person or a thuma bedframe instagram ad type of person?

decided im replacing red bull zero with beer Tumblr keep me accountable!!!

what are u guys replacing?

i think im also replacing nonbinary with something

reversing this

what you're going to do is you're going to go to the bar and have a rum and coke and then you're going to go home and have a rum and coke

called my mom and she said anything i do with my friends i can also do alone

'zard

eating cheese drinking beer like i was born to

im divorced i can buy whatever toy i want

my ass is going to get silicosis from doing "ketamine" at work

welcome back to ambulancelot porch

this was breakfast the other day

mom getting me running shoes for my birthday

having post breakup tao lin magnetic fields run work out get fit summer

one day. i will get arrested for public urination. mark my words

oh how lucky i am

must be sent from god

thank you

this morning on my walk to work i found a bone on the sidewalk and then saw an albino squirrel

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