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@amdivine
I have been called out.
The entire world had to close in order for me to run out of distractions from writing. Huh.
Can I give completely unsolicited advice to fantasy writers that I wish someone had given me when I was into fantasy writing? The cliche “write what you know” is bad advice if taken literally, it’s how we get books about depressed middle-aged creative writing professors who contemplate having an affair. But generally speaking it can be helpful. Tolkien wrote a medieval fantasy because he was the world’s foremost expert on medieval English literature. His book about Beowulf is still considered academically significant. He gave every race detailed languages because he was also a linguist. He wrote about giant battles because he was traumatized by his time in World War I and wrote during World War II. You don’t have to do any of this because that isn’t you. You are allowed to write a whole fantasy epic without a single battle (or you can make battle scenes modern urban melees because clashes of great armies aren’t a thing anymore.) If, say, you’re really into fashion, feel free to describe in painstaking detail every outfit that elves wear for all possible occasions. I promise you it’s no weirder than describing the dialects of tree people. What I’m saying is, you’re not Tolkien and that’s a very good thing because your voice is needed more. Let your freak flag fly and make the world that comes from you specifically.
Oh. Oh this is SOLID F*ING GOLDEN ADVICE! Take this advice and remember it over and over and over and—
And just fucking soak in it, because this is what’s gonna make your story, amazing.
“Your voice is needed more.” Let’s be the writers of our generation.
Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?
Me:
Words Used to Describe Genitals
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3
Also check out the lube list!
Keep reading
Omg LMAAOO
some great inspiration for outfits~
“Everything was agony. His whole body burned, the magic in his veins pulsing too strongly, like a tempest of pure fire--an inferno raging through his blood. He could feel his body drenched in sweat, feverish and hot, dripping down his face, his neck, his shoulders, arms, waist, belly.
But he was, undoubtedly, alive.”
Haven’t been posting all my snippets. Oops. Here’s one from a while back, not too long after Veryn is finally introduced into the book. :D
I’m still alive, just haven’t been putting out much art. Here’s a wholesome Veryn looking very happy and amused. Using him as practice for more facial expressions, because I’m trying to keep myself from always defaulting to a neutral expression in my work. Plus I just love drawing him so much. He’s my favorite.
another lotr thing I think about a lot: Legolas, in Minas Tirith during ROTK, trying to explain to people what he knows about hobbits
He’d probably answer any questions people had that he didn’t know the answer to with just blatant lies
Like “oh yeah and then when you feed them enough they split into two, it’s how they reproduce. But every seventh one is evil.” “Once a month Hobbits eyes glow red and their teeth become sharp.” “Bilbo baggins grows to seven foot tall when mad. You haven’t heard about it because he’s too polite to be mad often.”
Someone asks Merry about the ‘if you feed them enough they split in two’ thing and he’s like ‘haha yeah I ate too much and that’s how Pippin got made’
Pippin says that he was the original.
Who came first, the Merry or the Pippin?
Frodo: you misunderstand, there was no ‘original’. There was a single, large hobbit called Merrippin and one day he ate so much he split in two and Merry and Pippin were brought into the world
Beregond, hyperventilating: please tell me you’re joking
I live for dumb shit like this
Noe Bernacelli “El Cuervo y La Serpiente” fall 2019 couture collection
these are gorgeous and I’m thinking of doing some sketches of my characters in these for practice at some point...
It’s no secret that the best place to write, in my opinion, is in a café. You don’t have to make your own coffee, you don’t have to feel like you’re in solitary confinement and if you have writers block, you can get up and walk to the next café while giving your batteries time to recharge and brain time to think.
J.K. Rowling (via wordsnstuff)
absolutely the reason I dislike writing at home!
“It was a dreadful process, with blood slicking nearly every surface, and her hands were shaking, and she was still bleeding, and she’d just committed a crime, and the air was steeped with the stench of too much blood, and when she had finished dressing the wound as well as she could manage, she stood, walked to a corner of the room, and retched.”
I wrote a scene of my novel yesterday that I highly enjoyed, and I got the urge to draw it. Introducing Iyasha, a firemancer from a faraway land here to wreck your shit.
Click the “read more” below to read the excerpt this piece is based on~!
“His lips tasted like early spring mist but felt like warm candlelight--a slow and steady and soft flickering of heat that blossomed from her lips down to the tips of her fingers.”
not sure why I didn’t think to post these little snippets on here lol oops. I’ve been pulling little tidbits here and there as I write to share on social media. This one is farther in the book where I am currently but it came to me as I was falling asleep last night. It’s definitely going to be tucked in the book somewhere! :)
Tall People Troubles
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE
Every single one of these is Veryn x’DDD I may draw him in some of these situations. especially since I literally just made a mini zine in which part if it is featuring him having tall people problems…a sequel is brewing lolol.
and here we have veryn featured in each of these photos lmaoooo
when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
take this down i didn’t give permission to post pictures of me orz
Regarding the tumblr ToS updates
I don’t have a lot of followers on here but I just wanted to give y’all some options in the unlikely case my NSFW posts get taken down. The ToS says that erotic writing won’t be affected but I wanted to just let y’all know just in case, that I also will post all of my explicit/nsfw content on my AO3 account, which I have linked below. Feel free to follow me on there in the case my NSFW content gets purged!
The Mythical Pen AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/themythicalpen
I also have a blog that is self-hosted where I try to post everything I write as well. the link is below.
The Mythical Pen Writing Blog: http://themythicalpen.com/
Thank you!