My Random Nonsense @amdragon87 - Tumblr Blog

"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means

Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??

Fuck landlords

Jesus /hj Christ

thank you everyone for reblogging/replying with "Jesus Handjob Christ".

You understand my vision, and it's good to know I'm among my people.

necro-om-nom-nomicon

Are we talking "normal" handjobs? Since it's Jesus, it could very well be a stigmata handjob.

foone

called him up on my popephone and he said that the boring answer is that he doesn't have holes in his hands, that's not how romans crucified people, some punk wrote that story about the nail-holes later and they apparently didn't understand how roman crucifixion worked.

kawaoneechan

Coming from you, the phrase "some punk" sounds like a self-indictment.

foone

I am far from the only "some punk" and I can confirm I have written 0% of christian doctrine, I have a personal rule against writing bibles.

virtualgirladvance

wait is his middle name handjob or is jesus giving christ a handjob and what does that mean about the holy trinity?

foone

yes, and yes, and a lot

dragon-in-a-fez

my lawyer told me "you're very honest in a way that I'd want you to talk in mediation but not in court" and I wasn't sure what that meant until 10 minutes later when I, completely unprompted, referred to myself as a "pathological responsibility hoarder" and immediately was like oh, okay, I get it now

bedlamtoons

shachihata

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

shachihata

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good