ToxiCure

Parodies and dick jokes. Yup. That's it.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[resident-idiot-simp]

[slipperyweaver]

@quippso

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[japanese-movie-god-at-yahoo]

[wemon]

Aerith projecting her period cramps onto Sephiroth who is projecting them onto Cloud

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[depsidase]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[depsidase]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[oneheadtoanother]

[copperbadge]

Went outside in Chicago just now and the air quality is "chewable".

[dewhander]

happy anniversary persona 4! my baby has hit so many milestones...very hype for revival & more things to come!

[cmykristyart]

‪Entei, the Volcanic Beast