Buongiorno Principessa

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[tjagbo]

So much more, 2018

[raumdeuter-deactivated20190603]

[lukakuszn]

Somebody on twitter said that Russia vs. Saudi Arabia is the “oil clasico”. I’m deleteinf that app😂

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Who are u supporting in the world cup

Ireland to win, Bulgaria to get the snitch

[simonscat]

Our kind of World Cup! 

[elishamanning]

Hey @ Russia if you’re feeling pressure as the host team just remember that Brazil started their World Cup with an own goal and know that you at least can’t’ do much worse than that

[james-rodriquez]

bruh

[raumdeuter-deactivated20190603]

When are t.a.t.u coming on stage

[raumdeuter-deactivated20190603]

an ideal world cup 2018 opening ceremony would consist of: vitas doing a waka waka cover for 35 minutes straight

[a-ship-is-safe-in-harbor]

Why do World Cup/Olympics opening ceremonies always feel like fever dreams? Like “uh… and then Robbie Williams was there getting married to this girl and there were faceless people with shiny surfboards circling them ominously?”

[a-ship-is-safe-in-harbor]

“… and then like, fucking Putin shows up and he’s wearing this fluffy sea urchin bra…”

[a-ship-is-safe-in-harbor]

Why do World Cup/Olympics opening ceremonies always feel like fever dreams? Like “uh… and then Robbie Williams was there getting married to this girl and there were faceless people with shiny surfboards circling them ominously?”

[a-ship-is-safe-in-harbor]

“… and then like, fucking Putin shows up and he’s wearing this fluffy sea urchin bra…”

[just-shower-thoughts]

China excels in so many sports and has 1.4 Billion people and yet cannot assemble a team that qualifies for the world cup.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Florida is just a fucked up version of Australia where the people are more dangerous than the animals.”

[neuerxnutella]

World Cup Mood: flag bearer 

[ultimate-passport]

Salvador - Brazil

[raumdeuter-deactivated20190603]

can someone come collect lahm please? the world cup is about to start and i know his ass isn’t busy, he was serving ice creams the other day

i still have hope that the camera will pan down from neuer to lahm during the anthem on sunday :”-(((

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