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Was that yours? Iâm sorry.
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@ameliawut
Fun fact: donât touch my shit.
Was that yours? Iâm sorry.
Oh alright. It just was really familiar. Sorry.
I get that a lot, actually.
What are you, seven?
You donât like ice pops?
DĂ©jĂ Â vu. Was that a quote or something? I feel like Iâve heard it somewhere before.
I donât think so? I just made it up, in my headâŠ
Itâs officially spring, so Iâm breaking out my ice pops. Want one?
Thanks, but Iâm really not. They are just kind of silly. Oh wait, actually I wrote one when I was sad. It was really good to me and is one of my favorites.
Poems are poems, and theyâre totally free for interpretation, so maybe your silly poems will mean the world to someone else.
Who said anything about pitying you? Iâve got a strong immune system, I wouldnât get sick. Besides, I take vitamins like every day. No chance of me getting sick for a while.
Well, I donât think that you should feel like you have to care of me; I wouldnât want you to be burdened. And I really donât want to get you sick, babe.
His songs arenât really my type so it kinda sucks when theyâre stuck in my head.
Whatever, we all know youâre just jealous that he has rock hard abs and millions of dollars. I feel ya, bro.
Thanks. Iâm sure Iâll get out of my comfort zone soon and share my poems more, but at the moment, I think I should keep them hidden.
Being a little shy isn't a bad thing, but don't let it hold you back. Who knows? You seem like the type of person who has something meaningful to say.
Well, you wonât get better without any meds, Mia. Make sure to get plenty of bed rest â I think thatâs supposed to help? I dunno, I could look into it for you if you want. Iâve probably got a medical encyclopedia or something lying around.
As much as I appreciate it, you don't need to pity me or take care of me. I wouldn't want you to get sick.
You know itâs been a bad day when you have a Lil Wayne song stuck in your head and you can sorta relate to it.
As if knowing Lil Wayne made money off that crap isnât bad enough⊠Whatâs wrong?
So when Rosa Parks doesnât want to get up sheâs âheroicâ, but when I donât want to get up Iâm âlazy.â
Rosa Parks was protesting segregation. What are you protesting, getting out of bed? That's great and all, but there's a bit of a difference...
Some random guy just smacked my ass on the street. If he wouldnât have run that quick, I sure as hell would have slapped his face back.Â
Aw, but look on the bright side! It was most likely a love tap; he was just nervous to touch such a beautiful girl.
Have you taken any meds? Or, eaten soup or something?Â
âŠno. Iâm afraid to eat anything, honestly. I canât even explain it. I just feel like absolute shit.
Thank you. I donât really share my poems, but if I ever decide to, you can definitely read a few.
Iâd be honored. Poems can be really personal, and although Iâm sure theyâre absolutely amazing, I wouldnât want to make you uncomfortable.
Maybe get some advil or something? Iâm sure it canât be that bad if itâs just a common cold.
I hope thatâs what it is, but who knows! I feel so poopy, so watch out.