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And he goes, “What are you?” Which is fucking rude.

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a rollercoaster from start to finish

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Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

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NAKED GRANDMA

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a scientist and an icon

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But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

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here you go:

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You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!

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Me

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You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

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My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.