Strange Things Have Happened Here: The Neighbors
Slowly, I blink my eyes open. Looking around, I see I’m back in my original room; no moving figures or hung posters here.
“I guess it was a dream,” I think aloud, honestly relieved.
There were some cool things there, sure, but the place itself and whoever was over there was way too creepy. Just to be sure, I check the door. Yep, still bricked up. With that out of the way, I get dressed and head downstairs for breakfast.
In the kitchen, Natalie is already on her laptop at the table, probably organizing Father’s latest project. With everything that’s going on, he’ll need her more than ever. Not wanting to disturb her, I go straight for the fridge.
“Good morning, Adrien,” Natalie says curtly. Guess I’ve been spotted. I should’ve known.
“Good morning,” I reply, getting the creme out for chocolate dip. “Where’s Father?”
“In his study,” she responds without even looking at me, “but I advise you not to disturb him. He’s had a very trying move.”
I nod, pouring the creme into a bowl before adding the chocolate powder. Even before we moved, he’s always been obsessed with his work and hiding in a personal spot. Some things don’t change, I guess.
“He told me to tell you that your photo shoot isn’t until lunchtime,” Natalie tells me as I dip a croissant into my dip, “so you have some free time before then.”
“Alright,” I say once I swallow my food.
I have no intention of staying in the house all day like yesterday. I’m dying for fresh air, so I head outside, but as soon as I get out the door I almost trip on some small packages. Curious, I pick them up.
“Ramier,” I read aloud. I look at the next one, “Ramier,” again. Next up, let me guess, “Ramier.” Surprise, surprise.
Wait, what is that weird smell? I sniff one of the packages and instantly recoil in disgust. It smells something like foot fungus in sweaty socks and gym shorts. Who’d order this?! I look around the porch until I see a wooden sign saying “Ramier” with an arrow pointing up the stairs. That’s right, we live in an apartment complex. I almost forgot about that.
Eager to be rid of the smell, I head up the stairs to the next floor. The stairs and railing are made of metal and very old, making it rickety and squeak a lot. Once I reach the door, I knock. No answer.
I knock again. “Hello? Is anyone home?” I ask.
As I lean against the door to listen for anything, said door suddenly swings open, making me lose my balance. Now my nose is itching something awful as a loud fluttering echoes around the room, making me sneeze like crazy. Looking up, I find myself greeted by a huge flock of birds. Just my luck.
“What the heck?” I exclaim as I get to my feet. “Who-” another sneeze, “lets their birds roam a-” and another one, “the room?”
I jump, turning toward the voice behind me. He is a man in his late thirties with thin features and huge eyes. He’s wearing a gray suit and hat with a big blue bowtie. The oddest thing about it all was that he’s perched on the side railing like some kind of animal. If not for his stern expression, I’d probably laugh.
“It’s rude to spy on others,” he says as he closes the door before going back to his perch, rolling the “R” when he says “rude”.
“Sorry,” I say, remembering why I’m here. “Our mail got mixed up, so I came to give it to you.”
His expression softens as he takes the offered packages. At least he does that like a normal person. He sniffs the packages deeply as if savoring the stench, much to my disgust. How can anyone like that smell?
His brow furrows. “Very clever,” he says, his face now only inches from my own, “using this mix up to peek at the pigeons.”
He suddenly chuckles. “I only jest,” he says before his smile disappears, “but seriously, they aren’t ready yet, young man.”
“Right,” I comment, not sure what else to say. “Well, I’m Adrien Agreste.”
“And I am the Spectacular Ramier,” he says, balancing on the rail with one foot and tucking his hands towards his armpits like chicken wings. “But you may simply call me Ramier or Pigeon, because I already know I’m spectacular.”
I don’t even know what to say anymore. What can I say? This guy is completely out of it, off in his own little world.
“The Flying Pigeon Spectacle still needs something to give it that special ‘umph’ to it,” Ramier goes on, talking with his hands as he does. “It’s fine now, but still not quite spectacular, so I give them stronger bread with a hint of fermented aged Camembert.” He hands me one of the packages. “Have a sample. That’ll put hair on your chest. Aur revoir, Aaron,” he says before disappearing behind the door.
I sniff the package again. Yep, just as bad as before. Once I make it to the bottom of the stairs, the package goes straight to the outdoor trash bin. I wouldn’t touch that even if you paid me.
“Well, that was interesting,” I say to myself absently.
“Adrien,” someone says, falling right in front of me.
I jump, making a pretty undignified squeal. Ramier again? What is his deal?
“Hush!” he whispers, covering my mouth. “Not so loud!” He pulls me behind the bushes next to the house. “Listen, the pigeons want me to give you a message.”
I remove his hand from my mouth. “What-”
He pulls me so close to him I can see my own reflection in his tiny irises. “Listen carefully,” He looks around to make sure no one is around before whispering directly into my ear, “stay away from the small door. Only a trap awaits.”
I gasp. How could he know about that? “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know,” Ramier says, “I’m just the messenger, but the birds are never wrong!”
I shake my head. “It’s bricked up. I checked myself, no one can get through it.”
Ramier hums, stroking his lip with his thumb. “While the pigeons are never wrong, they do have a tendency to mix up the details.” He gets up and walks out of the bushes. “That must be what’s happening, because they even got your name wrong. They call you Adrien instead of Aaron for some reason. Oh well,” he shrugs, grabbing the rail above him and swinging himself on top of it.
I just sit there, staring at him. Despite what he thinks, those birds did get my name right. How did they know that? It was a dream, wasn’t it? Also, “What’s going on here?”
I still have some time on my hands, so I may as well visit the other neighbors. Mr. Fu and Mrs. Dupain live just below us. All I know is that Mr. Fu is some kind of collector while Mrs. Dupain is the landlord of the entire building. Why they live together, I have no idea. With that in mind, I head down the stairs to their doorstep. Almost as soon as I knock on the door, Mr. Fu answers it. The top of his head is bald, but still has hair on the rest of it as well as a goatee. He comes up to my chest with his hunched stance. He’s wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and carries a cane.
“Hello,” he greets me warmly. “Nice to finally meet you, Aaron.”
“Adrien,” I correct him politely.
“Gina, put the kettle on!” Mr. Fu shouts back into the house. He now gestures for me to follow. “Just right this way.”
I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn’t two different decor styles clashing in the same place. One side of the room is covered in beautiful Chinese silks and porcelain while the other end has licence plates, hub caps, and various motorcycle posters all over the walls. One thing’s for sure: I am never showing this place to my father if I can help it.
“Gina,” Mr. Fu calls, “we have a guest.”
“Oh?” a woman’s voice says back. “Who is here?” she asks, peeking through a doorway.
Okay, Mrs. Dupain is definitely not what I expected at all. She’s a tall woman with gray pixie-cut hair and large amber eyes. She’s wearing red jeans, a black leather jacket, and fingerless gloves. How old is she again?
“It’s our new neighbor, Aaron,” Mr. Fu says as I wave at her awkwardly. I won’t even bother correcting him anymore. “Serve the oolong.”
Mrs. Dupain shakes her head. “No no, I’m sure he’d prefer raspberry leaf instead.”
“Gina,” Mr. Fu warns, “it’s the oolong.”
“Raspberry leaf it is then,” she says, heading back into the other room. “I’ll be right back.”
Mr. Fu rubs his eyes while I just shrug. Personally I don’t really like oolong tea, so I’m not really upset about the mix-up. He gestures me over to a floor cushion next to a really low table. Once I sit down, I can’t help but stare at the wall next to me. Literal stuffed animals are grouped together in what could be described as a herd. Each of them are a different species: an ox, a sheep, a peacock, a fox, a couple of insects; I could go on, but I think I made my point. What really puzzles me is the small Chinese dragon perched on the pig’s head. The scales, claws, and teeth look so realistic.
“Are all of those … real?” I ask.
“Beautiful, aren’t they?” Mr. Fu says as he takes his seat. “Don’t worry, they’re very well preserved.”
That doesn’t really answer my question, but now he’s going on a tangent about family history. I try to keep up, but now he’s talking so fast I can barely understand him. Does he even know I’m still here?
“There you are, dear,” Mrs. Dupain says, setting down a couple of teacups onto the small table.
“Oh, thank you,” I say politely.
She examines me before saying, “You’re that boy Marinetta met the other day, aren’t you?”
“Oh, Marinette, yeah. We met for a little while,” I remember. I almost forgot she’s her grandmother.
Mrs. Dupain frowns as she continues to stare at me. Now it’s up to the point of being uncomfortable. I start scooting away from her as Mr. Fu babbles on. Did I say something wrong?
“I can read them for you, if you like,” Mr. Fu suddenly says.
Wait, what? “I’m sorry, what?” I ask.
“Your tea leaves,” he explains. “They will tell me your future.”
I guess that explains why he wanted to use oolong tea. Could this day get any weirder? Ignoring their stares, I start drinking out of the teacup.
“Slowly, please,” Mr. Fu cautions. “Otherwise you’ll drink up the leaves.”
“There you go,” Mr. Fu says. “That’s better.”
I hand him the cup and watch him swish it around. Suddenly his eyes widen and holds it as far away from his face as possible. That can’t be a good sign.
“Oh Aaron,” he whispers. “My dear boy… You are in terrible danger.”
My throat goes dry. Another warning. What is happening? Seriously, what’s with all the cryptic messages?
“Let me see that,” Mrs. Dupain demands, grabbing the mug as she stands behind Mr. Fu. She pales. “That is not good.”
“What?” I ask, barely noticing my voice hitch. “What do you see?”
“A clawed hand reaching out,” Mr. Fu replies ominously, “waiting to catch its prey.”
First Ramier and now this? I didn’t tell anyone about last night, so they can’t possibly know what’s going on. There’s something off about this whole thing.
“Any… suggestions?” I ask feebly, trying not to show it get to me.
“Be careful where you tread,” Mrs. Dupain warned. “Not everything is as it seems.”
Okay, that’s it, I’m out. This is getting too creepy. Besides, I think it’s about time for me to get going anyway.
“Well, uh, thanks for the tea and advice,” I say as I make my way to the door, “but I gotta run. Photo shoot, you know.”
“Oh, of course,” Mr. Fu says, a little taken aback. “You are welcome anytime.”
As I turn a corner, I hear Mrs. Dupain say, “If that boy brings Marinetta into whatever that is, I kill him.”
Once outside, I check my phone for the time. Yep, it’s time to go. Thank heaven. For once I’m looking forward to the shoot. What does all that cryptic stuff mean? Did that mean last night was… No, it’s just a dream; a one time thing. It has to be. With that in mind, I get in the car and my bodyguard drives us out of the neighborhood.