Safari

How 2 tell my brother that his new shoes actually don’t look good with that dress?

Advice pls?

im-fae-king-dead

EXCUSE ME???

Eughhhh I mean, pink sequin crocs? Really? Eeeeesh, who told you that was okay?

im-fae-king-dead

OH Please Brother, you only WISH you have crocs as cool and shiny as mine >:)

If my crocs looked like that I’d kill myself.

im-fae-king-dead

Wowww so you wouldn’t wear matching pink sparkly crocs with me? Some brother you are

eliza-forget-deactivated2025120

I would wear them, Brother, I adore things that are pink and sparkly

I think everyone was waiting for this

I want to draw something stupid on paper with trembling hands

merrierposting

@amethyst-assailant omg us!!! ^w^🫶 👊💥

Teehee 🫶

wars-beetle

Had a funny dream last night about some imposter.... :>

Proud of you, my witness. Doing War's work, as you always have.

WAR SMELLS LIKE SHIT

IM GONNA EAT UR LAVA LAMP LOOKIN ARM, INSPECTOR GADGET

VERY SINISTERLY,

SOLOMON

I hope it burns what's left of your organs. I know it will.

Also, I thought you didn't like the sand? Are you saying you're willing to step foot in my cult? Don't tempt me with empty threats, dear brother.

Ugh it’s so hard being this pretty and beautiful and amazing and smart and humble.

As the bother you are are, dear Solomon, you are only one of those things.

And it is not the last 5.

#dmaublr #divine mortals au #dmau

...This tiny screen is a bit hard to use, but I feel I'm getting the hang of it...

...When did I take this photo?

Sibling it appears that I have misplaced my mobile device

- @faminesbbg

Ah. That sounds like a problem, dear brother.

Have you checked around your cult? Perhaps you dropped it, maybe you should ask around.

#dmaublr #divine mortals au #dmau #colour palette challenge #cotl #cult of the lamb #digital art #artists on tumblr

One of my cultists thought it would be humorous to set buckets of paint above my temple door.

As much as I would love to pin the blame on Solomon rather than my devoted followers, I know for certain that he has not stepped foot in my domain - not that he ever would.

On another... unrelated note, there will be a impromptu fight held in the central arena.

To all those outside of War who wish to attend this viewing, be advised to bring your talismans. I wish to not see you fall victim to the storms on this occasion.

myownwasteland

Hello.

I was informed that you sold a variety of wares. I would like to enquire if you stocked any form of weapon?

I've been looking to expand my personal collection.

- Safari

Sure, sure, don't worry i have multiple assortments of weapons, i am sure i can give you what you are looking for.

I have this bow, i found it in the ruins of some temple.

"The bow's limbs curve elegantly, resembling the shape of a crescent moon. When the string is pulled, the bow seems to elongate slightly, creating the impression that it’s alive and adapting to its user’s strength"

Lunar Bow: 55 g

Or maybe you are looking for something more direct to combat experience?

I collected this weapon from the depths of the sea, it was heavily damaged when it first came to my hand, i managed to restore it and i gave it a little of "pirate" essence, hope you don't mind that

"The hilt is wrapped in weathered black sharkskin for grip, with a guard fashioned like a curling wave that protects the user’s hand. In the center of the guard, a small but vibrant sapphire is set"

Restored Cuttlas: 125 g

Ofc, i also have a classic, hope you are used to speed combat. My personal favorite, i made it back from when i wasn't a pirate, you should find them a good use

"The blades are slender, curving slightly inward like the fangs of a serpent. Intricate patterns resembling smoke trails are etched along the blades and pulse faintly when the daggers are held"

Old daggers: 100 g

This would normally be all, but i have a special deal just for you, Safari, hope you find it fitting for you.

"The blade curves wickedly, resembling the crescent moon, with jagged edges near the base for hooking and tearing. Towering at over 7 feet tall, the scythe requires both strength and skill to wield"

??? Scythe: 200 g

And that should be all i have in stock today

So what do you say?

I will say, you have quite the collection here. You have good taste.

That scythe you have there is beautiful, and I'd never be one to step away from such a wonderful deal.

Not only that, but that bow has caught my eye too. One of my dear disciples is an avid user of bows, so it wouldn't hurt to both expand my collection of them and give me a reason to practice more.

It was lovely doing business with you, pirate. Perhaps I shall see you again in the future for more enquiries.

wars-beetle

@amethyst-assailant

Dissenters have been dealt with, my Lord!

You have done well, my witness.

If you wish, next time bring your darling partner. She's very skilled, and I wish to see how well the two of you can fight as a team.

*dumps bleach on ur cult*

*throws bricks at ur cult*

*bites ur cult*

Why? It's- what are you trying to accomplish?

I hope you like the taste of sand. I will say, it has a number of uses. Perhaps, step foot in my cult and I shall... show you.

*bites u*

Oh, so it was you, Solomon. I suppose that was to be expected of the likes of you.

Pray tell, would you care to visit my domain? I'd love to see if you're willing to carry out your "plans" when you're covered in sand.

*dumps bleach on ur cult*

*throws bricks at ur cult*

*bites ur cult*

Why? It's- what are you trying to accomplish?

I hope you like the taste of sand. I will say, it has a number of uses. Perhaps, step foot in my cult and I shall... show you.

Cigarette stuck in nose :((

...

*sigh* I'll go get Morrigan.

You never cease to find new ways to surprise me, dearest brother.

faminesbbg

If you eat shampoo, do you burp bubbles?

Oh! And if your tail eats it, do you fart bubbles too?

- Creature of the Depths

...

What sort of question is this???

Safari, is that you? I thought you were supposed to be the bishop of knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

Alas, dear brother, that is not me.

I am not a creature of the depths and thus would not call myself one.

I will say, it is an interesting question.

wars-beetle

Hello, my dear witness.

If you so please, would you mind coming over to the central fight pit? There is a crowd of dissenters waiting in the prisons and they're beginning to grow rowdy.

So, I'd like to offer you a... treat. Bring your lovely partners if you wish to as well.

- Safari

Oh! It would be my pleasure my Lord... It's been a while since I've been gifted such a, delicacy

Nice to see you on here, Safari! When would you like to schedule your (optimistically) annual check-up? - Seventeen

Hello Seventeen.

Hopefully soon. I feel it would do me some good to get my injuries checked, would it not?

tyme-zupp

How does this work?

Hello my disciple,

It is lovely to see your face here amongst the tides of chaos.