Trying to live a new life

Er, hi. I'm Mew. Big surprise, I know. I'm just trying to see what all the fuss is about with how humans live. || Pokemon IRL blog run by Bench

[amewwayofliving]

Is this thing working?

Er, hi there. I'm Mew. Yes, the Mew, the one a lot of you have been searching for. Er, forgive me, but I didn't really want to be a lab Ratatta, or whatever you all call it.

Look, being a part of the pantheon is tiring. So much work to do, all the time. So I quit.

Don't really want to live as a wild Pokemon either, and I'm kinda curious about this whole civilization thing you humans have going. So, er...mind if I join you all?

I'm just trying to live a human-like life. Can't be any worse than scolding Rayquaza for not responding to Groudon and Kyogre's arguments for the third time this month.

If any of you are my new neighbors, then, er. Hope you don't mind your new neighbor being a Mew. Or I'll have to move somewhere else.

Also, Pelipper Mail is on.

So, er, yeah. That's about it.

OOC

Hello! Bench here yet again, with a sixth active blog! Someone should probably stop me, but now I have enough active blogs for a whole Pokemon team!

Mew's just trying to fit in among humans while remaining a Mew. No human disguise this time, I'm already doing that on Illanero's blog.

No NSFW stuff whatsoever, and magic anons are disabled. Pelipper Mail and all its variants (Unmail, Malice, Musharna Mail, Musharna Malice) are all enabled, though. And sapient Pokemon interactions are welcome and encouraged!

I hope you all enjoy this blog!

[ifbench]

As tumblr's new update is...very, very bad, I'm putting all my RP blogs and askblogs on indefinite hold for the time being.

If you'd like to contact me, I'm ifbench on discord, and I have a multifandom RP server linked below.

Hope to see you all again when this update reverts, but for now I'm taking my leave.

Check out the The Green Room community on Discord - hang out with 359 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[wishmaker-astra]

That said... fuck. I'm in the mood to pester some legendary/mythical. If it turns out one from my world is on here somewhere, going to have to slide into their inbox and be unfunny or something.

[amewwayofliving]

Are you alright?

[wishmaker-astra]

Well damn, speak of them and they shall emerge indeed.

Yeah, I'm fine. I just am in a mood from thinking about the fact I had a potential giratina turn tail and run from me the other day. Dunno, something about feeling the fact I'm a mythical in a good way as well.

Speaking of, how's the whole... living situation been treating you? If remember right you've been trying to integrate into human society.

[amewwayofliving]

It's been complicated. Humans here don't seem too pleased to be neighbors with a Pokemon, and I've been struggling with figuring out how to decorate my home.

[wishmaker-astra]

That said... fuck. I'm in the mood to pester some legendary/mythical. If it turns out one from my world is on here somewhere, going to have to slide into their inbox and be unfunny or something.

[amewwayofliving]

Are you alright?

[blackwatercowboy]

I mean I know a guy who it was 2012 for and then it was 2025 suddenly. ever heard of time travel?

You're shitting me. You have to be.

[amewwayofliving]

Oh, you're new here, aren't you?

[blackwatercowboy]

I. Yeah? I found this thing less than half an hour ago.

[amewwayofliving]

Welcome to the world of Pokemon, I guess. Not the best at explaining this, but I'll try, since you're probably not going home anytime soon.

[blackwatercowboy]

I mean I know a guy who it was 2012 for and then it was 2025 suddenly. ever heard of time travel?

You're shitting me. You have to be.

[amewwayofliving]

Oh, you're new here, aren't you?

[amewwayofliving]

Hey there, nice to meet you! How goes the job search :D? Find any humans willing to hire you?

- @airashi-ribombee

None yet, but thank you.

[airashi-ribombee]

That sucks :[ humans can be really short-sighted when it comes to hiring pokèmon. Probably cause they don't like to acknowledge that a pokèmon could probably work better than most humans...

Well, I wish you luck!

[amewwayofliving]

Thank you, it's appreciated.

[amewwayofliving]

Hey there, nice to meet you! How goes the job search :D? Find any humans willing to hire you?

- @airashi-ribombee

None yet, but thank you.

[clover-and-roses]

You got mew'd by two, didn't you?

i have no idea what this means.

[amewwayofliving]

Me neither.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Not pointing my fingers at anyone in specific but I’m starting to realize that a lot of unovans have just never fucking read the legends about the Swords of Justice

Quick, tell me exactly why you hate the swords of justice. And you can’t say it’s because “well it says they hate humans >:(“

[amewwayofliving]

@socialjusticeswords

[amewwayofliving]

If any of your new neighbors have kids, the Battle Baltoy would be a good social icebreaker

My neighbors don't like me much for being a Pokemon, so I doubt interacting with any kids they have would go well.

[amewwayofliving]

Pelipper mail! A well-packed box of Touristy Totchkes from Hoenn. Some of them are solar moving things, one is a coin bank, and there's a lenticular print of a Magikarp and Feebas that shifts to Gyrados and Milotic, and a Battle Baltoy 2-pack (think beyblade)

Thank you! These seem very interesting!

I'll be sure to decorate my home with these.

[amewwayofliving]

I think I can finally start decorating this place.

Does anyone know how humans decorate their homes with non-essentials?

[amewwayofliving]

@teamskullgruntno12 asks:

OI! ‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥🔥🔥 THIS BLOG HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🕳️ TEAM SKULL! 🪑‼️‼️ fork over 500 POKE to get it back . OR ELSE YO!! 💥💥💥🔥🔥

I don't have any, and I suggest you and your ilk leave me alone.

[teamskullgruntno12]

// I’m feeling really silly and i NEED 012 to annoy people so

Reblog if you want 012 to ‘’’’claim’’’’ your blog for team skull :]

nothing is going to happen she’s just going to be annoying as hell in your inbox and it’ll be awesome and fun . Come here pspspspspsp

[wishmaker-astra]

Have you considered becoming a mythical/legendary? If not, why haven't you?

[amewwayofliving]

I already am one, and I don't recommend it.

[wishmaker-astra]

I see. That said, ending up one has been one of the biggest upgrades of my life. The biggest if you include the transing of my gender in there.

[amewwayofliving]

I'm glad for you.

Be glad you have no responsibilities as part of it. Especially not conflict resolution management.

[wishmaker-astra]

Have you considered becoming a mythical/legendary? If not, why haven't you?

[amewwayofliving]

I already am one, and I don't recommend it.