Once more.
I'm not good at introducing myself, and I probably never will be. So here's my trainer card to start things off.
And my badges, if you need more verification that I'm a Super Cool Expert Trainer, lmao.
Name's Paris, or Ghost if you'd rather use my alias. 25 year old trainer, battling's been my special interest since I was 10. Not a professor or a League member but if you've got questions I'll try to answer 'em.
Born and raised in Unova, moved to Galar some time ago, but if you people start calling me Galarian I will attack you.
My main team is just the start, I do have other pokemon. For starters, my Rattata.
from left to right, they're Bean, Joe, and Cheri. If I ever mention having "children" or "babies," I'm talking about them.
Grungle and Surge are my last two pokemon. They're battlers to an extent, in training. Usually I'll swap them in against least experienced trainers, or if one of my other pokemon isn't available for whichever reason.
Anyways.
FAQ:
Q: Why are you called Ghost? A: It's completely unrelated to the multiple near-death experiences I've had. I thought it was a cool alias for the Battle Subway when I was 16 and it's just stuck ever since. I swear I'm not a literal ghost yet, lmao. Q: Why does Grungle look like that? A: Professor's best guess is either a genetic mutation or something to do with hybridization. What's important is that he's healthy. Q: What the FUCK is wrong with that Rapidash?! A: That's not very nice of you. Q: I recognize you from a missing persons poster/registry. A: Yeah, I get that a lot. Everything's been resolved, don't worry about it. Q: Okay, but what's up with that blog header? A: Video of me went somewhat viral back when I spent most of my time at Gear Station. Befriended the Rattata colonies that lived there and would sic 'em on people who were pissing me off. I am that guy with all those damn rats though. Best descriptor ive ever been given.
IF YOU ARE PART OF TEAM PLASMA OR ANY OTHER SELF PROCLAIMED TEAM YOU WILL RECEIVE A HYPER BEAM DIRECTLY TO YOUR FACE. FUCK OFF
// by @/userboxranger
// Rest of post is ooc!
