Am I a Doomed Dave Yet? @amiadoomeddaveyet - Tumblr Blog

I SHOuLD CLARIFY.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO ANYONE A COuPKE OF DAYS AGO. CAuSING THEM TO STRuGGLE WITH BEING AWAKE FOR ANY REASON. YOu ALL SHOuLD KNOW THAT IT WASN'T MY FAuLT AND THEY BROuGHT IT uPON THEMSELVES.

JuST SAYING.

#((hhehehe these are amazing))

oh yeah dude im totally sure that terezi's condition has absolutely nothing to go with you

just so sure

amililhalyet

Day 76: Not yet.

I may not have been the most productive today regarding my journey, however I did draw more of my fellow AmIYets. Enjoy.

day whatever

things happened

i probably was momentarily closer to my goal but there's bigger things to worry about right now

so yeah

not yet

#updates

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text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

he snaps around pointing his crowbar at doomeddaveyet furiously

SHuT uP. ALL OF YOu SHuT uP. NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE. NONE OF THIS WAS MEANT TO ESCALATE SO FAR.

I ONLY WANTED TO FuCK WITH DIRK'S HEAD. AND MAKE HIM FIND MY BLOG. WITH DAVEBOT ONLY BEING A HOSTAGE TO RAISE THE STAKES. AS A GAME. A NICE AND FuN GAME.

IT WAS JuST A PRANK. "BRO".

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOu uNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THAT?

NONE OF THIS IS MY FAuLT!!!

I gave you more than enough chances to stop being a piece of shit about it all. I gave you chances to explain. You opened this can of proverbial motherfucking worms, and now you're gonna fucking lie in it.

SO YOu INTEND ON KILLING ME. EVEN THOuGH I ONLY JuST ARRIVED. AND TRIED TO INTRODuCE MYSELF IN A FuN AND SILLY WAY?

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT THE JOKE WASN'T FuNNY. YOu GATHERED A SQuAD OF MuRDERERS TO COME TO MY CRIB. AND THREATEN ME DIRECTLY.

CONVINCING ARGuMENT MAN! HOW REASONABLE! YOu'RE ACTuALLY SO RIGHT FOR WANTING TO KILL ME. TOTALLY! CAN WE GET A ROuND OF APPLAuSE FOR THESE HOBBYLESS DIPSHITS?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

his eyes are looking around a lot, likely looking for a way to escape. he's weakened and outnumbered, and he knows it.

(dsyet stands between johns motionless body on the ground and the retreating forms of caliborn and dirk. his gaze lingers on dirks unprotected back, turned to him seemingly without a second thought. then his eyes drop to the pooling blood at his feet. )

fuck this.

(dsyet picks john up and flies away from the conflict. he lands next to djyet) dj do you know first aid something anything or do you have any gushers on you you always have food on you right thats like your whole thing just help a guy out here

(the only reason john was here in the first place was because dsyet asked him to come. this whole shitshow was happening because he thought arranging a fucking attack team would be a good idea. it was all his fucking fault. )

oh, i might have some gushers!.

possibly some bandages too if i keep looking around in my pockets..

ill help out john the best i can, you go help deal with caliborn..

[ djohn starts frantically looking through his pockets for anything that could help(?) ]

you sure (dsyet lays john down on the ground. he takes off his jacket, bundles it up and attempts to slow the bleeding.) did you find anything any healing items would be great right about now or those bandages how are they coming along

[ djohn takes out a roll of bandages and a pack of gushers from his pockets ]

found them! they were hiding behind some junk..

i might have some other things to help more, but for now i..we.? can use these

are. you going to stay here or.?

[ djohn puts down the gushers on the ground and starts rolling out part of the bandages(?) ]

((just rbelogging this one for continuity))

(As Dirk stands in front of Caliborn, something catches his eye and he frowns. There's a smudge on Caliborn's cheek that he didn't notice before.)

Wait, what the fuck? Is that... paint?

(He doesn't lower his sword, but his brow furrows.)

ok awesome great fucking spectacular (dsyet keeps holding the wounds until djyet starts to bandage them. then he shrugs the now bloodied jacket back on. he looks over at dirk, caliborn and ddave. something is going on. ) fuck just do you have this handled

>>> @amicalibornyet 's last reblog for ease of reference

WHAT? PAINT? Caliborn seems very alarmed by this being pointed out. he almost raises a hand to touch his own cheekbone to see if it's true, before shaking his head and rattling his crowbar in Not-Dirk's general direction while he yells at him: CHEAP TACTICS. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP TACTICS YOu HAVE THERE! TRYING TO uSE CONFuSION TO GET THE JuMP ON ME. HOW VERY VERY CLEVER YOu THINK YOu ARE. WELL I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT KIND OF DISTRACTION!!! then Caliborn side-steps to get out of his position of being sandwiched in by doomeddaveyet and Not-Dirk, quickly stepping back with his crowbar held defensively to gain distance from them while he looks around, mostly looking towards the cave the squad had forced him to come out of to fight him.

Yeah, don't worry bro. We got this.

(Dirk rushes forward at Caliborn, using the blunt side of his sword to knock the crowbar out of the almostcherub's grip. He brushes his fingers across the smudged spot on Caliborn's face and tries to jump back to look.)

((saying tries to give caliborn an opportunity here :3))

AuGH, YOu-

Caliborn ducks low before Not-Dirk can get a good look at him, rushing to pick his crowbar back up before quickly rising again and attempting to hit Not-Dirk's side with it to knock him down.

(Distracted by the red on his fingers, Dirk doesn't see the crowbar coming and takes the full blow.))

!!!!!

((He falls to the ground in shock, winded, making a comical honking sounds as he does so.))

shit

doomeddaveyet rushes forward, thrusting the hilt of his sword towards caliborn’s gut in an attempt to incapacitate him.

(DISTRACTION x2 COMBO!!!)

Caliborn cringes at the honk sound, expression coloring with disgust. this distraction gives enough time for doomeddaveyet to come close without Caliborn seeing him coming, allowing the hit to land. the sound that Caliborn makes as he clenches his gut and stumbles backwards (just narrowly stopping himself from falling over) could be compared to that of a tea kettle reaching its steaming screeching point.

[added to keep it with the chain^]

oh— alright!!.

[ djohn continues trying to bandage john's wounds while occasionally checking to see if he's still breathing ]

Caliborn quickly regains his bearings and throws his own crowbar onto the ground with a scream of sheer frustration; a questionable move indicating the start of some kind of tantrum.

FuCK THIS!!! FuCK ALL OF YOu!!!

THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOuT DAVEBOT AND "REZI" ANYMORE. IS IT?

YOu ALL JuST WANT TO KILL ME. YOu WANT TO KILL AN INNOCENT TEEN BOY. WHO WAS JuST TRYING TO PLAY A GAME. WITH AN OLD FRIEND!

he turns to look at the "old friend" in question, Not-Dirk still on the ground.

BuT YOu DISGuST ME NOW. DIRK. AND I REGRET PLAYING WITH YOu.

MAYBE I SHOuLD HOLD MYSELF RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THIS. FOR THINKING THAT YOu WOuLD BE THE SAME AS THE DIRK I KNEW. THE ALPHA MALE OF YOuR BISEXuAL HAREM. AFTER ALL THIS TIME.

BuT NOOOO! YOu JuST HAD TO START DOING CLOWN SHIT! AND THE REST OF YOu JuST HAD TO BE COMPLETE DOuCHEBAGS TO ME. FOR NO REASON!!!

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE TODAY. I'M DONE WITH YOu ALL.

so he looks back to that cave in the distance, and looks back at the others,

YOu LOSE! BECAuSE I DECIDED THE GAME IS OVER NOW. AND THAT MEANS I WIN.

IF YOu WANT THE HOSTAGES BACK. COME BACK LATER AND FuCKING GET THEM YOuRSELF!!!

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESSES TO ATTEND TO.

and so, seemingly dropping the entire thing just like that, Caliborn starts a mad dash towards his cave seemingly to lock himself inside. Davebotyet and Rezi are presumably in that cave too.

oh no you fucking dont you little shit (dsyet flaps his wings and flies, attempting to dash between the entrance and caliborn)

don't you dare

doomeddaveyet sprints after caliborn, not yet close enough to do anything effective

(Dirk sits on the ground for a second, visibly stunned. His expression is completely neutral and unreadable. He watches Caliborn retreat for a moment before trying to stand, using the butt of the sword to push himself up.)

Hey! Fucking wait!

(He rushes after Davesprite and DDave, catching up with them.)

I wanna kick this motherfucker's ass as much as y'all do, but we need to worry about John right now. I don't trust Caliborn, but...

(Dirk smiles widely, almost chillingly.)

I'm not the Dirk Strider he's looking for. And I never wanna be that asshole again. I wanna have some real fucking fun for once in my sorry pathetic life.

But we need to make sure John is gonna be okay. That has to come first. :•(

seriously now you care about john?! you didnt seem to give a shit before!

and in case you forgot he still has two of our other friends in there!

(dsyet is still trying to block caliborn from getting in the cave)

Ddaveyet is torn, stopping to look between dsyet and Dirk and saying nothing.

Caliborn almost bumps headfirst into Davespriteyet, but stops a foot away and starts trying to run past him but keeps getting blocked.

I ALREADY SAID IT WAS OVER. LET ME THROuGH. YOu'LL GET THEM BACK LATER.

AND ANYWAY. NOT-DIRK HAS A POINT!

he gestures to John in the distance who is still on the ground, having his wounds get tended to by djyet.

DON'T YOu THINK HIS SITuATION IS MORE uRGENT? I WOuLD SAY SO.

THEY WON'T BE DYING IN HERE.

BuT I DON'T KNOW IF THE SAME CAN BE SAID. FOR HIM.

SO MAKE YOuR CHOICE! CONTINuE YOuR PETTY PuRSuIT OF ME. AND LET THE OTHER GuY DIE A SLOW AND PAINFuL DEATH. OR FuCK OFF AND TAKE HIM WITH YOu. SO THAT HE STOPS STAINING MY TuRF WITH HIS BLOOD.

he crosses his arms. not smiling, but the smugness is evident.

((replying to @amidavespriteyet ))

You wanna rush in unprepared? You think you have the advantage in a fucking cave, bro?

You don't have to come with me, but I'm going to get some fucking help. We might need it.

And then it's motherfucking party time.

(Dirk turns to leave, a clown on a mission.)

(dsyet grits his teeth. )

we really gonna trust this twerps word here seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

(but he sees no one else coming to deal with caliborn. looks like hes alone. and its true that johns time could be limited even if hes being tended to. ) goddamit

(after one frustration filled punch, dsyet leaves the cave and flies towards john and djyet. )

[ djohn finishes bandaging john's wounds and opens the pack of gushers ]

hope this works..

[ djohn puts one of gushers into john's mouth and tries to have him slowly chew on it(?), trying to watch and make sure john doesnt choke on it ]

unbecomingjohnegbert

(on impulse, he swallows at the sensation of something in his mouth, and very quickly, his wounds turned less red and shrunk slightly, but wasn't all the way. but, because of the damage to his lungs healing, he visibly breathed easier.)

(dsyet lands next to the johns. ) how is he ... sorry for leaving you alone with him dj

he seems to be doing a bit better!

i just need to give him the rest of the gushers and he should be alright..

and, its fine! how did it.. go.?

as in, dealing with caliborn,.

[ djohn slowly repeats the process of putting a gusher into john's mouth and having him chew it, until all of them are eaten ]

Ddaveyet, having followed dsyet, grimaces

not

not great

motherfucker got away

text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

he snaps around pointing his crowbar at doomeddaveyet furiously

SHuT uP. ALL OF YOu SHuT uP. NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE. NONE OF THIS WAS MEANT TO ESCALATE SO FAR.

I ONLY WANTED TO FuCK WITH DIRK'S HEAD. AND MAKE HIM FIND MY BLOG. WITH DAVEBOT ONLY BEING A HOSTAGE TO RAISE THE STAKES. AS A GAME. A NICE AND FuN GAME.

IT WAS JuST A PRANK. "BRO".

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOu uNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THAT?

NONE OF THIS IS MY FAuLT!!!

SO YOu INTEND ON KILLING ME. EVEN THOuGH I ONLY JuST ARRIVED. AND TRIED TO INTRODuCE MYSELF IN A FuN AND SILLY WAY?

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT THE JOKE WASN'T FuNNY. YOu GATHERED A SQuAD OF MuRDERERS TO COME TO MY CRIB. AND THREATEN ME DIRECTLY.

CONVINCING ARGuMENT MAN! HOW REASONABLE! YOu'RE ACTuALLY SO RIGHT FOR WANTING TO KILL ME. TOTALLY! CAN WE GET A ROuND OF APPLAuSE FOR THESE HOBBYLESS DIPSHITS?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

his eyes are looking around a lot, likely looking for a way to escape. he's weakened and outnumbered, and he knows it.

fuck this.

oh, i might have some gushers!.

possibly some bandages too if i keep looking around in my pockets..

ill help out john the best i can, you go help deal with caliborn..

[ djohn starts frantically looking through his pockets for anything that could help(?) ]

[ djohn takes out a roll of bandages and a pack of gushers from his pockets ]

found them! they were hiding behind some junk..

i might have some other things to help more, but for now i..we.? can use these

are. you going to stay here or.?

[ djohn puts down the gushers on the ground and starts rolling out part of the bandages(?) ]

((just rbelogging this one for continuity))

(As Dirk stands in front of Caliborn, something catches his eye and he frowns. There's a smudge on Caliborn's cheek that he didn't notice before.)

Wait, what the fuck? Is that... paint?

(He doesn't lower his sword, but his brow furrows.)

>>> @amicalibornyet 's last reblog for ease of reference

Yeah, don't worry bro. We got this.

((saying tries to give caliborn an opportunity here :3))

AuGH, YOu-

Caliborn ducks low before Not-Dirk can get a good look at him, rushing to pick his crowbar back up before quickly rising again and attempting to hit Not-Dirk's side with it to knock him down.

(Distracted by the red on his fingers, Dirk doesn't see the crowbar coming and takes the full blow.))

!!!!!

((He falls to the ground in shock, winded, making a comical honking sounds as he does so.))

shit

doomeddaveyet rushes forward, thrusting the hilt of his sword towards caliborn’s gut in an attempt to incapacitate him.

(DISTRACTION x2 COMBO!!!)

[added to keep it with the chain^]

oh— alright!!.

[ djohn continues trying to bandage john's wounds while occasionally checking to see if he's still breathing ]

Caliborn quickly regains his bearings and throws his own crowbar onto the ground with a scream of sheer frustration; a questionable move indicating the start of some kind of tantrum.

FuCK THIS!!! FuCK ALL OF YOu!!!

THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOuT DAVEBOT AND "REZI" ANYMORE. IS IT?

YOu ALL JuST WANT TO KILL ME. YOu WANT TO KILL AN INNOCENT TEEN BOY. WHO WAS JuST TRYING TO PLAY A GAME. WITH AN OLD FRIEND!

he turns to look at the "old friend" in question, Not-Dirk still on the ground.

BuT YOu DISGuST ME NOW. DIRK. AND I REGRET PLAYING WITH YOu.

MAYBE I SHOuLD HOLD MYSELF RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THIS. FOR THINKING THAT YOu WOuLD BE THE SAME AS THE DIRK I KNEW. THE ALPHA MALE OF YOuR BISEXuAL HAREM. AFTER ALL THIS TIME.

BuT NOOOO! YOu JuST HAD TO START DOING CLOWN SHIT! AND THE REST OF YOu JuST HAD TO BE COMPLETE DOuCHEBAGS TO ME. FOR NO REASON!!!

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE TODAY. I'M DONE WITH YOu ALL.

so he looks back to that cave in the distance, and looks back at the others,

YOu LOSE! BECAuSE I DECIDED THE GAME IS OVER NOW. AND THAT MEANS I WIN.

IF YOu WANT THE HOSTAGES BACK. COME BACK LATER AND FuCKING GET THEM YOuRSELF!!!

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESSES TO ATTEND TO.

and so, seemingly dropping the entire thing just like that, Caliborn starts a mad dash towards his cave seemingly to lock himself inside. Davebotyet and Rezi are presumably in that cave too.

oh no you fucking dont you little shit (dsyet flaps his wings and flies, attempting to dash between the entrance and caliborn)

don't you dare

doomeddaveyet sprints after caliborn, not yet close enough to do anything effective

Hey! Fucking wait!

(He rushes after Davesprite and DDave, catching up with them.)

I wanna kick this motherfucker's ass as much as y'all do, but we need to worry about John right now. I don't trust Caliborn, but...

(Dirk smiles widely, almost chillingly.)

I'm not the Dirk Strider he's looking for. And I never wanna be that asshole again. I wanna have some real fucking fun for once in my sorry pathetic life.

But we need to make sure John is gonna be okay. That has to come first. :•(

seriously now you care about john?! you didnt seem to give a shit before!

and in case you forgot he still has two of our other friends in there!

(dsyet is still trying to block caliborn from getting in the cave)

Ddaveyet is torn, stopping to look between dsyet and Dirk and saying nothing.

text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

he snaps around pointing his crowbar at doomeddaveyet furiously

SHuT uP. ALL OF YOu SHuT uP. NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE. NONE OF THIS WAS MEANT TO ESCALATE SO FAR.

I ONLY WANTED TO FuCK WITH DIRK'S HEAD. AND MAKE HIM FIND MY BLOG. WITH DAVEBOT ONLY BEING A HOSTAGE TO RAISE THE STAKES. AS A GAME. A NICE AND FuN GAME.

IT WAS JuST A PRANK. "BRO".

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOu uNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THAT?

NONE OF THIS IS MY FAuLT!!!

SO YOu INTEND ON KILLING ME. EVEN THOuGH I ONLY JuST ARRIVED. AND TRIED TO INTRODuCE MYSELF IN A FuN AND SILLY WAY?

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT THE JOKE WASN'T FuNNY. YOu GATHERED A SQuAD OF MuRDERERS TO COME TO MY CRIB. AND THREATEN ME DIRECTLY.

CONVINCING ARGuMENT MAN! HOW REASONABLE! YOu'RE ACTuALLY SO RIGHT FOR WANTING TO KILL ME. TOTALLY! CAN WE GET A ROuND OF APPLAuSE FOR THESE HOBBYLESS DIPSHITS?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

his eyes are looking around a lot, likely looking for a way to escape. he's weakened and outnumbered, and he knows it.

fuck this.

oh, i might have some gushers!.

possibly some bandages too if i keep looking around in my pockets..

ill help out john the best i can, you go help deal with caliborn..

[ djohn starts frantically looking through his pockets for anything that could help(?) ]

[ djohn takes out a roll of bandages and a pack of gushers from his pockets ]

found them! they were hiding behind some junk..

i might have some other things to help more, but for now i..we.? can use these

are. you going to stay here or.?

[ djohn puts down the gushers on the ground and starts rolling out part of the bandages(?) ]

((just rbelogging this one for continuity))

(As Dirk stands in front of Caliborn, something catches his eye and he frowns. There's a smudge on Caliborn's cheek that he didn't notice before.)

Wait, what the fuck? Is that... paint?

(He doesn't lower his sword, but his brow furrows.)

>>> @amicalibornyet 's last reblog for ease of reference

Yeah, don't worry bro. We got this.

((saying tries to give caliborn an opportunity here :3))

AuGH, YOu-

Caliborn ducks low before Not-Dirk can get a good look at him, rushing to pick his crowbar back up before quickly rising again and attempting to hit Not-Dirk's side with it to knock him down.

(Distracted by the red on his fingers, Dirk doesn't see the crowbar coming and takes the full blow.))

!!!!!

((He falls to the ground in shock, winded, making a comical honking sounds as he does so.))

shit

doomeddaveyet rushes forward, thrusting the hilt of his sword towards caliborn’s gut in an attempt to incapacitate him.

(DISTRACTION x2 COMBO!!!)

[added to keep it with the chain^]

oh— alright!!.

[ djohn continues trying to bandage john's wounds while occasionally checking to see if he's still breathing ]

Caliborn quickly regains his bearings and throws his own crowbar onto the ground with a scream of sheer frustration; a questionable move indicating the start of some kind of tantrum.

FuCK THIS!!! FuCK ALL OF YOu!!!

THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOuT DAVEBOT AND "REZI" ANYMORE. IS IT?

YOu ALL JuST WANT TO KILL ME. YOu WANT TO KILL AN INNOCENT TEEN BOY. WHO WAS JuST TRYING TO PLAY A GAME. WITH AN OLD FRIEND!

he turns to look at the "old friend" in question, Not-Dirk still on the ground.

BuT YOu DISGuST ME NOW. DIRK. AND I REGRET PLAYING WITH YOu.

MAYBE I SHOuLD HOLD MYSELF RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME OF THIS. FOR THINKING THAT YOu WOuLD BE THE SAME AS THE DIRK I KNEW. THE ALPHA MALE OF YOuR BISEXuAL HAREM. AFTER ALL THIS TIME.

BuT NOOOO! YOu JuST HAD TO START DOING CLOWN SHIT! AND THE REST OF YOu JuST HAD TO BE COMPLETE DOuCHEBAGS TO ME. FOR NO REASON!!!

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE TODAY. I'M DONE WITH YOu ALL.

so he looks back to that cave in the distance, and looks back at the others,

YOu LOSE! BECAuSE I DECIDED THE GAME IS OVER NOW. AND THAT MEANS I WIN.

IF YOu WANT THE HOSTAGES BACK. COME BACK LATER AND FuCKING GET THEM YOuRSELF!!!

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESSES TO ATTEND TO.

and so, seemingly dropping the entire thing just like that, Caliborn starts a mad dash towards his cave seemingly to lock himself inside. Davebotyet and Rezi are presumably in that cave too.

oh no you fucking dont you little shit (dsyet flaps his wings and flies, attempting to dash between the entrance and caliborn)

don't you dare

doomeddaveyet sprints after caliborn, not yet close enough to do anything effective

text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

he snaps around pointing his crowbar at doomeddaveyet furiously

SHuT uP. ALL OF YOu SHuT uP. NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE. NONE OF THIS WAS MEANT TO ESCALATE SO FAR.

I ONLY WANTED TO FuCK WITH DIRK'S HEAD. AND MAKE HIM FIND MY BLOG. WITH DAVEBOT ONLY BEING A HOSTAGE TO RAISE THE STAKES. AS A GAME. A NICE AND FuN GAME.

IT WAS JuST A PRANK. "BRO".

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOu uNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THAT?

NONE OF THIS IS MY FAuLT!!!

SO YOu INTEND ON KILLING ME. EVEN THOuGH I ONLY JuST ARRIVED. AND TRIED TO INTRODuCE MYSELF IN A FuN AND SILLY WAY?

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT THE JOKE WASN'T FuNNY. YOu GATHERED A SQuAD OF MuRDERERS TO COME TO MY CRIB. AND THREATEN ME DIRECTLY.

CONVINCING ARGuMENT MAN! HOW REASONABLE! YOu'RE ACTuALLY SO RIGHT FOR WANTING TO KILL ME. TOTALLY! CAN WE GET A ROuND OF APPLAuSE FOR THESE HOBBYLESS DIPSHITS?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

his eyes are looking around a lot, likely looking for a way to escape. he's weakened and outnumbered, and he knows it.

fuck this.

oh, i might have some gushers!.

possibly some bandages too if i keep looking around in my pockets..

ill help out john the best i can, you go help deal with caliborn..

[ djohn starts frantically looking through his pockets for anything that could help(?) ]

[ djohn takes out a roll of bandages and a pack of gushers from his pockets ]

found them! they were hiding behind some junk..

i might have some other things to help more, but for now i..we.? can use these

are. you going to stay here or.?

[ djohn puts down the gushers on the ground and starts rolling out part of the bandages(?) ]

((just rbelogging this one for continuity))

(As Dirk stands in front of Caliborn, something catches his eye and he frowns. There's a smudge on Caliborn's cheek that he didn't notice before.)

Wait, what the fuck? Is that... paint?

(He doesn't lower his sword, but his brow furrows.)

>>> @amicalibornyet 's last reblog for ease of reference

Yeah, don't worry bro. We got this.

((saying tries to give caliborn an opportunity here :3))

AuGH, YOu-

Caliborn ducks low before Not-Dirk can get a good look at him, rushing to pick his crowbar back up before quickly rising again and attempting to hit Not-Dirk's side with it to knock him down.

(Distracted by the red on his fingers, Dirk doesn't see the crowbar coming and takes the full blow.))

!!!!!

((He falls to the ground in shock, winded, making a comical honking sounds as he does so.))

shit

doomeddaveyet rushes forward, thrusting the hilt of his sword towards caliborn’s gut in an attempt to incapacitate him.

text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

he snaps around pointing his crowbar at doomeddaveyet furiously

SHuT uP. ALL OF YOu SHuT uP. NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE. NONE OF THIS WAS MEANT TO ESCALATE SO FAR.

I ONLY WANTED TO FuCK WITH DIRK'S HEAD. AND MAKE HIM FIND MY BLOG. WITH DAVEBOT ONLY BEING A HOSTAGE TO RAISE THE STAKES. AS A GAME. A NICE AND FuN GAME.

IT WAS JuST A PRANK. "BRO".

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOu uNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THAT?

NONE OF THIS IS MY FAuLT!!!

SO YOu INTEND ON KILLING ME. EVEN THOuGH I ONLY JuST ARRIVED. AND TRIED TO INTRODuCE MYSELF IN A FuN AND SILLY WAY?

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME THAT THE JOKE WASN'T FuNNY. YOu GATHERED A SQuAD OF MuRDERERS TO COME TO MY CRIB. AND THREATEN ME DIRECTLY.

CONVINCING ARGuMENT MAN! HOW REASONABLE! YOu'RE ACTuALLY SO RIGHT FOR WANTING TO KILL ME. TOTALLY! CAN WE GET A ROuND OF APPLAuSE FOR THESE HOBBYLESS DIPSHITS?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

his eyes are looking around a lot, likely looking for a way to escape. he's weakened and outnumbered, and he knows it.

fuck this.

oh, i might have some gushers!.

possibly some bandages too if i keep looking around in my pockets..

ill help out john the best i can, you go help deal with caliborn..

[ djohn starts frantically looking through his pockets for anything that could help(?) ]

[ djohn takes out a roll of bandages and a pack of gushers from his pockets ]

found them! they were hiding behind some junk..

i might have some other things to help more, but for now i..we.? can use these

are. you going to stay here or.?

[ djohn puts down the gushers on the ground and starts rolling out part of the bandages(?) ]

((just rbelogging this one for continuity))

(As Dirk stands in front of Caliborn, something catches his eye and he frowns. There's a smudge on Caliborn's cheek that he didn't notice before.)

Wait, what the fuck? Is that... paint?

(He doesn't lower his sword, but his brow furrows.)

doomeddaveyet gets closer, inspecting caliborn’s face, sword still drawn and raised in warning.

oh yeah cause fucking all up with someone’s head is a chill and normal thing to do

we’re totally the crazy ones for trying to get our friends back

more importantly

the fuck is up with your face

#Sorry if this is too early #Gonna be in the car for a sec and not able to respond

text action description: doomeddaveyet approaches Caliborn from behind, sword drawn in warning.

wow you’re really just going to run away

lame

Alright, motherfuckers, are we ready to do this shit?

@amicalibornyet

Get your ass out here. We're not leaving without our friends and if they're not sufficiently safe and okay, you're going to be in a world of hurt. We're ready for you.

(art @amidavespriteyet !!!)

@amidoomedjohnegbertyet @amiadoomeddaveyet @unbecomingjohnegbert

WOW. YOu'RE ALL SERIOuS ABOuT THIS. HA. HA HA! HAA. HA. HOLD ON. LET ME GET MY CROWBAR. AND A CAMERA. TO PHOTOGRAPH ALL OF YOu IN MISERY.

. . .

. . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

JuST KIDDING. WHY WOuLD I BRING A CROWBAR TO A 1V5?

HANDS uP. I HAVE A FuCKING RIFLE.

NOBODY MOVE! I WANT TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. BEFORE ANYBODY GETS HELLA NASTIED THE FuCK uP.

Why the fuck should we listen to you at this point? You've given us no reason to believe you have anything worth listening to.

And you think one rifle is going to fuck up five people at the same time? Dude.

You're gonna have to try a little harder to convince us not to kick your ass here and now.

I WILL HAPPILY EXPLAIN. THE MOMENT THAT I CAN BE SuRE NONE OF YOu WILL uSE IT AS A DISTRACTION AND TAKE ADVANTAGE. TO TRY AND AMBuSH ME.

SO DROP YOuR WEAPONS. AND I WILL SPEAK.

I WILL TELL YOu EVERYTHING.

yeah right not gonna happen when youre holding a rifle and we havent seen davebot and rezi

SO YOu JuST WANT TO SEE THEM. IS THAT IT?

THEN GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOuLD GO BRING THEM OuT HERE. AND NOT WORRY ABOuT GETTING SLIMED THE MOMENT I TuRN MY BACK.

YOu MuST uNDERSTAND. I ADMIT IT. I AM AT A DISADVANTAGE HERE. I HAVE NO GOOD REASON TO TRuST YOu. AND MuCH MORE REASON TO NOT TRuST YOu. THAN ANY OF YOu HAVE REASON NOT TO TRuST ME.

i think we have plenty of reason not to trust you dude

#((Holy shit you cooked so hard with the art))

Alright, motherfuckers, are we ready to do this shit?

@amicalibornyet

Get your ass out here. We're not leaving without our friends and if they're not sufficiently safe and okay, you're going to be in a world of hurt. We're ready for you.

(art @amidavespriteyet !!!)

@amidoomedjohnegbertyet @amiadoomeddaveyet @unbecomingjohnegbert

amiwhoyet

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