not yet

the not-yet-real version of the fake version of the fake guy

[amidavespriteyet]

yo

i'm gonna become davesprite

just another copycat following in the footsteps of @amijohndaveyet @amidirkyet @becomingjadedavekat @amililhalyet @amidaveyet @amidavepetayet and uh all the other fuckers (jegus how many is there now)

edit: other fuckers @amikanayayet @amicalliopeyet @amidavejakeyet @amigreenvriskayet @iamyellowvriska @i-might-be-purple-vriska @amipilotdaveyet @amiroxyyet @amijadeharleyyet @days-of-aradia @amijasproseyet @amifefetaspriteyet @amijuneyet

[unbecomingkarkat]

DAY 113

I'M STILL KARKAT. YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO THE GAPS IN DAILY UPDATES BY NOW.

I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT TODAY'S TECHNICALLY MY WRIGGLING DAY? AT LEAST AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET TO IT ON THE CALENDARS WE'VE GOT AROUND HERE.

SO... THAT'S COOL, I GUESS. I DON'T PLAN ON DOING MUCH TO CELEBRATE IT THOUGH. IT'S JUST NOT THAT SPECIAL, TO ME.

I DID BAKE A CUPCAKE THOUGH? WHICH I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE, SO IT'S REALLY BY SOME MIRACLE THAT IT CAME OUT LOOKING FINE.

I WASN'T REALLY GONNA DO EVEN THAT, BUT I RECENTLY FOUND AN OLD MUFFIN TIN AND THREE AND A HALF CUPCAKE WRAPPERS (HALF BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS RIPPED IN HALF?) LYING AROUND THAT I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING, AND I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THAT SHIT, SO I MIGHT AS WELL USE IT FOR THIS.

HAPPY 612 TO THE OTHER KARKATS OUT THERE.

[casey-egbertnumber1]

hhalpy burfday!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD i wil mak a cake!!!!!!;

[amipipefan413yet]

Happy birthday, Karkat!!!! I'm not much for baking but maybe Casey can give me some pointers...

[amililhalyet]

it’s purride month, halyet. Mew know what that means

Happy pride month everyone.

[amidavespriteyet]

( 100 days ago: )

( a hatching and a welcome )

( ooc ) hey been a while sorry about that still not davesprite yet

but hey its my 100th day in the amiyetsphere congrats also to all the others who started during that same wave as me not to get too sappy here but this community means a lot to me and i feel kinda insanely lucky to have met yall

cough anyway blink comic and other happenings on the rp front should be continuing soon

i guess i should do this too while were here

day 100: not yet

[unbecomingkarkat]

DAY 100

I'M STILL KARKAT, BUT I THINK I'VE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS IN *NOT* BEING KARKAT SINCE I STARTED THIS BLOG.

I'M A LOT CALMER THESE DAYS, I DRAW (SHITTILY), I CAN ACTUALLY SOMETIMES AVOID SWEARING AND GOING ON LONG RANTS WHEN IT USED TO BE AND MOSTLY STILL IS SECOND NATURE TO ME, AND ALSO I HAVE A SLIGHT OBSESSION WITH EARTH CRABS. THAT'S WHAT I CALL PRETTY FUCKING GOOD PROGRESS!

I WAS GOING TO TRY TO BECOME ONE OF MY OLDEST SUGGESTIONS ON THIS DAY, BUT THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW TIME PLOT SHIT IS PREVENTING THAT, BECAUSE TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I'M STILL AT PIPE'S PLACE AND THIS POST IS IN THE FUTURE.

^ I MEAN WHAT? THAT SENTENCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. IT'S NOTHING. IT'S STUPID. IT'S NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT FOR IDIOT GRUBS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMPELLED ME TO SAY IT. IGNORE THAT.

ANYWAY, MOST OF WHAT I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAID ON THIS POST HAS ALREADY BEEN BLURTED OUT ELSEWHERE (<- CLICKABLE TEXT), BUT I'LL SAY PART OF IT AGAIN: THANKS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA LIST A FEW OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE HERE IN THE EARLY DAYS OF THE BLOG AND THANK THEM INDIVIDUALLY.

THANKS BECOMINGJADEDAVEKAT, FOR BEING THE FIRST TO FIND THE BLOG AND THE FIRST TO GIVE ME A SUGGESTION OF WHO TO TRY BECOMING, AND FOR MAKING THE DISCORD SERVER MANY OF US HANG OUT AND GAMBLE IN NOW. ALSO, I NEVER ACTUALLY FINISHED THAT PSYCHOANALYSIS OF YOU, SORRY.

THANKS AMIDAVEYET? FOR PISSING ME OFF I GUESS??? NO BUT ACTUALLY, THANKS FOR INTERACTING A LOT. I PROBABLY WOULD'VE HAD TROUBLE ADMITTING THIS A WHILE AGO BUT IN HINDSIGHT I THINK OUR EARLY INTERACTIONS WERE PRETTY FUNNY. A VERY INSINCERE FUCK YOU FOR THAT. IN A NOT-ASSHOLE WAY.

THANKS IAMYELLOWVRISKA, FOR MAKING ME YELLOW AND ALMOST KILLING ME. THAT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD, BUT YOU DID ACTUALLY HELP ME BE A LITTLE LESS KARKAT. I THINK THAT WHOLE EXPERIENCE FLIPPED A SWITCH IN MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING.

THANKS UNBECOMINGJOHNEGBERT, FOR PRETTY MUCH SOLIDIFYING "UNBECOMING" AS A CATEGORY OF AMIYETS. AND ALSO WHATEVER THE WHOLE TRICKSTER MODE THING WAS? THAT WAS SOMETHING.

AND OBVIOUSLY THANKS AMIJOHNDAVEYET, BECAUSE NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD GIVEN UP ON YOUR GOAL EARLIER LIKE THE REST OF THE AMIYET GENERATION YOU WERE FROM.

THESE AREN'T THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT MADE AN IMPACT OBVIOUSLY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THIS POST TOO OBNOXIOUSLY LONG.

MAYBE THIS IS A LITTLE EXAGGERATEDLY SAPPY FOR THIS KIND OF POST? I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD'VE WAITED FOR THIS BLOG TO REACH 1 YEAR OR SOMETHING TO DO THIS. BUT OH WELL, I'M MAKING THE POST NOW ANYWAY, SO WHATEVER.

AND, AGAIN, I'VE ALREADY SAID IT ELSEWHERE, BUT I LITERALLY WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WERE NOT FOR THIS BLOG BEING MADE. SO, THE AMIYET COMMUNITY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ME EXISTING. YOU COULD EVEN SAY THE COMMUNITY HAD A BABY AND THE BABY IS ME. TERRIBLE REFERENCE NEVERMIND SORRY.

I'M OBVIOUSLY STILL GONNA KEEP TRYING TO UNBECOME KARKAT, THIS IS JUST A VERY LENGTHY THANK YOU POST FOR BEING AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET THIS FAR. IT GIVES ME HOPE THAT MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL ACTUALLY ACHIEVE THE GOAL.

TL;DR I'M A FUCKING CORNBALL AND THIS IS DAY 100, THANKS EVERYONE.

(:B

[unbecomingdirkstrider]

(Day 48: Silence.)

[amikanayayet]

Day One Hundred Maybe But I Will Go With Not Yet For Now To Be Completely Transparent With You All I Nearly Forgot About This Blog But I Was Reminded By A Friend That Today Is A Very Special Day That Being This Blog Reaching Its Hundredth Day Of Course I Havent Been All Too Active Here Or Really Anywhere So I Dont Think I Can Really Say Much About How The Days Have Flown By Or Whatever But I Am Glad To Be Here At All To Celebrate I Had An Ice Cream Sandwich

I Figured I Should Share That Photo Maybe You Can Pretend You Also Had An Ice Cream Sandwich Just Like This One This Celebration Is Also For The Other AmIYets That Began On The Same Day As Me I Dont Remember Which Exactly But The Color Vriska Serkets Were The Most Memorable Part I Cannot Really Draw That Well So I Didnt Make Any Kind Of Art For This Celebration So I Hope The Ice Cream Sandwich Is Enough Thank You All For Welcoming Me Into This AmIYet Thing I May Not Be All Too Present But I Will Be Sticking Around For The Foreseeable Future The Only Downside Is That Now My Day Count Will Be Typed Out In Even More Words

[unbecomingdirkstrider]

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Pink aviators on a gray background. There is a pool of blood in the bottom left corner. At the top in orange text it reads:

Day 44: (silence.)

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[amidavepetayet]

day 100: nope!!

B33 < EVERYNYAN IGNORE THE TIME ITS STILL THE 24TH SHHH SHHHHHHH edit: i just checked and my last 2 posts have b33n off by one day. which means today (25th) is the REAL 100th day!! So nevfur mind lmeow. guess I’ll go fix those ofur posts

i got distracted today but it’s officially my 100th day of trying to be davepeta!! Wahoo!!! It’s b33n really fun even if i haven’t kept up my daily’s very well LMEOW

thanks so much to my fellow amiyets fur k33ping things fun ^^ i always love to s33 evernyans updates

talk to mew guys again soon!! (Hopefurry…)

[amililhalyet]

Day 100: I am still not Lil Hal yet.

Looks like the day is finally here. It's crazy to think it's already been so long. Sorry I couldn't do too much to celebrate, but I hope this little gif and my sappy words suffice.

I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's stuck around this far, whether you're a fellow amiyet blog or an unaffiliated follower who decided to give my little blog the time of day. I've never actually ran something like this before, but I'm glad I gave it a try. This community has been so welcoming and fun from the very moment I initially joined, and it's been really cool seeing how it's grown over time. A lot of other blogs have their 100th days coming up as well, so I hope everyone can cheer them on too.

And of course, this by no means implies my journey is over, far from it I bet. But let this be proof that I can carry on and maybe, just maybe, someday I'll make it. But for now, cheers to 100 days of trying to become Lil Hal!

[amililhalyet]

Day 93: Not yet.

I don't believe I've done too much today in terms of progress, but I did doodle some birds with the computer mouse. Hopefully you can forget about my failings for the day and enjoy these instead.

[amidavespriteyet]

(blink motherfucker.)

Part 1

[unbecomingdirkstrider]

(a flash of memories...)

(Day 25: Still Dirk.)

[amidavespriteyet]

(as the storm rages on, somewhere else ...)

(... a confrontation.)

(day 76: not yet.)

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

(the storm grows.)

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

where are you. . .

[amipipefan413yet]

Hey, is... everything alright? Did Davespriteyet have to leave?

(Pipe thinks about the alfredo in the kitchen.)

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

i think so but... i mean, doesn't it seem weird? he was so excited to stay for a bit and help me take care of casey for a little, but now he's just...

gone.

(casey is seen worriedly bubbling while waddling around the balcony, looking for dsy.)

[amipipefan413yet]

(Pipe frowns.)

That is quite strange...

(Pipe notices a fallen cigarette on the balcony.)

...John, look.

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

. . . .

(he stared down at the small snuffed cig, a sense of melancholy throughout the scene. before john sighed, a very tired, exhausted sigh.)

alright casey, come inside, its about your bedtime.

(clearly from his expression, he was not intending on getting much rest tonight.)

(...maybe not even stay in his home, tonight.)

[amipipefan413yet]

(There was a familiar stir in the wind as a breeze gently ruffled Pipe's hair, but they couldn't figure out what felt familiar about it. Still, they had a particular feeling.)

John... do you need someone to stay with Casey again? I realize I might not be the best choice, but I am offering.

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

... yeah, i think that would be the best. just uh... let me tuck her in, alright?

(he sauntered over to her bedroom, but despite him helping her into her bed, the air all around the house is heavy.)

(a storm was brewing outside.)

[amipipefan413yet]

(Pipe waits in the hallway, not wanting to intrude on the familial moment. He's not sure why, but he thinks it would be unfair. When John returns, he has questions.)

Is there anything I should know? Allergies, medical conditions, likes/dislikes, special needs for salamander consorts?

(He hesitates, but then pushes forward.)

And... is there anything you need before you go? You should eat a little bit if you can.

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

oh uh... not really, just don't give her too salty or big chunks of food. or dry food, really.

(john continued to the balcony door, stopping to listen to pipe.)

i'll be fine. just keep her safe.

[amipipefan413yet]

Of course. Just make sure that you're going to be safe enough to come back for her.

[unbecomingjohnegbert]

... alright.

(with that, he leaves. the storm seems much worse than it was before. well, before it was just clouds.)

[unbecomingdirkstrider]

Day 21: it's time