am i dying or am I having a panic attack

she/her • queer • kinda lonely but i'm doing good • love you :) • that's my real eye

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Women posting on r/relationships: My (22F) boyfriend (43m) who I started dating when I was 15 doesn’t let me leave the house after five p.m. and puts locks on the cupboards so I can’t eat between meals

Men posting on r/relationships: My (30M) dumb bitch girlfriend’s (23F) dad died of cancer yesterday and now she won’t have sex with me, feeling angry and betrayed, how do I cheat then make her feel guilty for it?

Parents posting on r/relationships: I (44M) caught my son Throckmorton Junior (15M) looking at Nazi propaganda online

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guy on the street: yeah I’ve known him for years, but only online, you know? I can’t tell them “oh me and cumslut34, we go way back”

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Love and Harry Potter

• give me a harry that uses the word 'love' too much because when the war ended and his friends and family laid dead, he realized he never got to look them in the eyes and say he loved them. so now, he takes every chance he gets to tell the people he loves them.

• when he goes to weasley dinners, he makes sure he gives each of them long hugs before he goes. sometimes, he'll stand with them in his arms for long minutes before he pulls away "I love you" slipping off his tongue instead of goodbye.

• whenever he meets someone new, whether it be a regular friend or boy/girlfriend, he takes no time in telling them he loves them. he told a boyfriend once that he loved him after a week of dating, and he never saw that guy again because harry said "love" with too much certainty and too quickly, just like he always does.

• sometimes, after too many drinks or just on bad days, harry cries, sobs for hours on end because he cant forget never telling Sirius he loved him, or remus or fred or tonks or Luna or Dumbledore. All those people he loved died without hearing "love" fall from Harry's lips.

• harry swears to himself to always let every know that he loves them, because they could be gone so quickly. he cant let another person die without telling them of his love.

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just remembered luna died in a fanfic I read, not the actual book, oops

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Love and Harry Potter

• give me a harry that uses the word 'love' too much because when the war ended and his friends and family laid dead, he realized he never got to look them in the eyes and say he loved them. so now, he takes every chance he gets to tell the people he loves them.

• when he goes to weasley dinners, he makes sure he gives each of them long hugs before he goes. sometimes, he'll stand with them in his arms for long minutes before he pulls away "I love you" slipping off his tongue instead of goodbye.

• whenever he meets someone new, whether it be a regular friend or boy/girlfriend, he takes no time in telling them he loves them. he told a boyfriend once that he loved him after a week of dating, and he never saw that guy again because harry said "love" with too much certainty and too quickly, just like he always does.

• sometimes, after too many drinks or just on bad days, harry cries, sobs for hours on end because he cant forget never telling Sirius he loved him, or remus or fred or tonks or Luna or Dumbledore. All those people he loved died without hearing "love" fall from Harry's lips.

• harry swears to himself to always let every know that he loves them, because they could be gone so quickly. he cant let another person die without telling them of his love.

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is it weird of I make a secret instagram account where I go to all my friends/acquaintances/people-I-barely-knows accounts and comment on their posts nice things? I feel like that's weird but it also might be weird? Someone please help?

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if I ever become a parent, I want to be the type of parent who only remembers the most stupid stuff. Like, "I have no fucking idea what day you were born but you ate your first chicken nugget at 4:20 pm on a saturday in june:

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okay, ill admit, sometimes I'm a flirt, but most times, I'm just playful. I have a playful personality and some people choose to see that as flirting which is STUPID and IMMATURE of those people. I usually just deal with that, but when my friend told me, "you better not flirt with my crush, okay? you better control yourself."

Like, bitch, I love you but do you seriously think that of me? I would never go after your crush or partner because I'm not that type of person. Gosh, that's some really nice "understand your friends motives and personality" you got there, katie. It really shows off how good a friend you are.

Seriously, that pissed me off.

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okay, i'm one of those people who has multiple crushes every day but for me, my crushes only last five minutes until i realize, ew an actual relationship sounds disgusting. but recently i've had a crush for more than five minutes and now i am starting to FREAK OUT. not just a little more than five minutes---two days! TWO WHOLE DAYS. this is hell

[letichespixels]

“Right back to where we left off, shall we?”

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okay honestly though the girl in the glasses is really cute and i wish she was real so i could have a crush on her that i never actually do anything about and basically just love her from a far distance

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socks are just condoms for your feet, in this essay i will-

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my stepmom thinks i'm a hoarder and now she calls me opal :((

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whenever i eat steak or ribs or like just a slab of chicken or whatever other type of meat, i really start remembering my caveman days where i would just rip into dinosaurs and mammoths and dodo birds and those lions with the horns and i would just eat them raw with juices dripping down my chin and all over my naked body. can you relate?

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okay is it just me or do you ever turn your phone to airplane mode just to not get messages from anyone on any social media and then just feel alone but in a good way where you know that you dont need people to snap you or text you to feel productive and then you get bored so you turn on that radio you've had since you were a kid and you listen to music you dont really know and you start a cool project that you'll probably never finish but you did that all by yourself and you had fun and you feel like you accomplished something and you didnt even need people to tell you how good you did because you did that al by your fucking self and you are amazing? so yeah, i think that's just me

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yo yo yo guess who's going back to therapy

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me singing in tune to 'its beginning to look a lot like christmas' alone in my bedroom:

its beginning to look like I'm depressed.

everywhere I go,

I want to cry right now

But then again

I kinda just want to sleep all day

its beginning to look a lot like two years ago,

when I was extremely depressed

take a look at my mental state,

it's completely fucking dead

just like I want to be

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VERY serious question: is it “a” opossum or “an” opossum?? because it starts with a vowel letter but it also starts with consonant sound and i don’t know how to deal with that?? how the heck am i supposed to write my friend an essay about opossums when i don’t know if i should use a or an??? 

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a toothpaste tube except instead of a plastic tube filled with toothpaste it’s a pancake tube that’s filled with maple syrup