A Priest & His Dog

{Indie Panty and Stocking roleplay blog for Garterbelt and Chuck}

[amissionfromgod]

thelostandbereaved:

"What is this thing?"

Wendy bent down and squinted at Chuck. Hmm, small so not much meat would be produced…but..Are those zippers? He doesn’t look quite edible up close…

Dammit and she’s been low on food lately..also very lost lately…

The girl picked Chuck up and started petting him.

"You’re a strange dog thing. DO you know where we are?’ 

She asked, but of course didn’t expect a response. She always talked to animals, mostly because she had no one else to talk to.

 The green dog began to tilt it's head as Wendy asked her question, and gave him some attention. "Chuck? Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!" The dog said as it frantically pointed to the church. It was nearby; where they were standing.

[Translation: How do you not know? This is the Daten City church!]

[amissionfromgod]

(I know it's late but for the video game thing) Five nights at Freddy's

"I face demons and ghost. Killer Robots are just silly."

"The holy spirit shall GUIDE ME THROUGH THESE NIGHTS OF.."

"What is that at the door...?"

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godrobe-freshblood​:

He stood there, or rather was supported by the frills of his skirt. He waited in anticipation as the priest opened the door, an eye staring, piercing up.

"Kinky? I’m not kinky. I would prefer that you call me cute,” the kamui tried to correct Garterbelt. His sleeves crossed over, keeping that gaze up at him. "Now if only you could hear me…." 

The priest's mouth dropped as he saw the clothing move on it's own. "What in all that is holy? Did that piece of a stripper's wardrobe just give me back talk? It just moved on it's own and crossed it's arm like it was moving."

[amissionfromgod]

thealmightysorceress​:

amissionfromgod started following you

 …

Is that a priest?…

"Only sinners have an issue with that, Do YOU have an issue with me being a priest?"

[aiirbent-deactivated20160529]

As if

send me “as if” … 

                “Oh,  and thanks for the legal advice.” 

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airbxnder

Garterbelt smiled as he began to nod. "Yes, my young boy, no problem. Trust me, keeping out of that bending business in this city would be a smart idea. Everyone, especially the church goers, are easy to point odd quintessences or powers to demonic powers or witchcraft. The last thing, we need at this church is some false alarm."

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[amissionfromgod]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

"Meatballs!"

"Bagged Milk!"

[amissionfromgod]

misskneesxcks

amissionfromgod started following you

"…The priest is here it seems", she said as she simply looked at Garterbelt while thankful it wasn’t one of the angels as she could deal with a human easier than the latter.

"Well, look what Hell's vagina spit out, one of the demon sisters. What the hell are you doing near Daten City's church? Shouldn't you bee helping Corset with his master plan, or some bullshit? Unless, my own personally trained angel in disguise took your place as his main bitch, or something. Honestly with all the constant fuck ups you two have in defeating them, I wouldn't be surprised."Garterbelt said as he turned to face the demon he heard from behind.

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backlacebitch​:

Awaken by the much too familiar shouting, Panty yawned and stretched upward, then leaned back and tried to relax against the rock hard pew that was her bed that night. “Ain’t my damn fault these dudes wanted to party here, give them hell for it not me, fuck,” the blonde said in hopes of turning the lecture away from her; knowing the priest, however, that wasn’t very likely. “Like anyone comes to yo lame-ass services anyways, Garter, take a goddamn chill pill. They’d probably rather see a bunch o’ flappin dicks than yo mouth flappin’ on about Jesus and shit.”

 "Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of old ladies, and other stuffy church attendees would love to come into a place of worship to see some genitals on the altar. I don't make the rules, sister. I just preach them, and call people out as sinners for not following them." Garterbelt sighed again as he turned around to the field of dicks in the church. "Besides, these dicks are pretty small if you ask me. Slim pickings for partners lately, Panty?"

[amissionfromgod]

xbrixf​:

amissionfromgod

“Is there anything specific you needed me for? If not, I should be on my way out.”

"Well, as much as I would love to tell you what I really want to do with ya, boy!" Garterbelt replied as he massaged Brief's shoulders a bit.

"However! There is sort of the issue of us being, the church without angels, and a rampant demon on the loose, who was an undercover bitch this whole time. So I called you here to help me brainstorm some ideas. Quite frankly I don't have many other people to call for advice on this one." The priest replied and finished with a shrug.

[ask-team-clst]

Send me a videogame and I'll tell you what my muses are like playing it.

[amissionfromgod]

greenpunchingbag​:

Chuck hadn’t really been paying attention to what Garter was on about so when he was lifted up he looked around in surprise. Chuck heard the word food and began to yap happily as he was carried off towards the kitchen.

 The priest continued down the hallway towards the kitchen. "Trust me, it's better for you and me that you don't touch her sweets. I'd hear about it not stop for about three weeks. Anyways, you're just in luck cause I happen to be making those cooked weenies you love so much. You'll love 'em!"

Right after he finished his offer of savory sausages to Chuck, the priest was interrupted by a feeling as he entered the kitchen. "Hmm, I feel like something is missing in here..." He slowly analyzes the room, and makes a discovery. "Chuck? I must ask you something very important. How were those sausages? Cause I can fucking see you just ate all of them, and stole them right from under me!" He said tossing the dog onto the, hot boiling oven in an angry oven rage.

[amissionfromgod]

pxntyxnxrchy​:

"Man calm down…go get laid or something jeez…"

"Speaking of getting laid…I think someone beat her record last night~"

"Bitch, does it look like I care about some silly little game you got going on with your sex life? We got more important things to worry about!"

"Besides, if you want me to be honest, your numbers are pretty low compared to mine when I actually did give a shit about banging' hoes."

[waifuthief]

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[amissionfromgod]

dorkydemons-and-shittyangels​:

amissionfromgod started following you

         °°⊱☜ ☾ ☞ ⊰°°  Afro priest man!?

     "Um, Hi."

"Uh, hello there. Are you some sort of angel?" The priest replied in an uninterested tone. "If you are, I'm not familiar with you."

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godrobe-freshblood​ started following you

 Garterbelt opened the door to the church, only to discover a revealing outfit on the doorstep. "Great, looks like one of those sinful sisters ordered some kinky article of clothing, probably out of my wallet to!" He said in disgust.