Ben Schwartz as Clyde Oberholt & Valorie Curry as Kelsey in House of Lies 4.04 | We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation

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Ben Schwartz as Clyde Oberholt & Valorie Curry as Kelsey in House of Lies 4.04 | We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation
Okay Zine team!
We are 30 days out from submission close!
It’s not too late to join in, all info can be found here.
Organization will be happening in the first two weeks of September, so get your page(s) in by the end of this month! Click that link for answers to any questions and reach out if you have any further ones.
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I am so excited. We’re all so hyped. Reminder that the final layout will be determined by number of pieces submitted. It will be published here and on itch for absolutely free and full credited to all involved.
If unfamiliar with zines, it can be a tiny micro book you can hold in the palm of your hand on up to a full magazine. 6 pages, 32 pages, infinity pages. Who knows.
Get your art in. Get your words it. Whatever you’re feeling with the prompt. Nothing is too small. Yes, we want your penciled-in-margins doodle of werewolf Yasper Lennov singsonging his way into Dracula’s good graces in the book!
Ben characters trapped in the wrong Ben universe. What could possibly go wrong?
* There is an existing g drive folder for the zine but I’ve elected not to share it publicly to stave off spam. Once everything is corralled, anyone with a piece in the folder will have a link to it to see everyone’s submissions
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Okay, let’s do this.
Ben Schwartz digital zine
Theme: Ben Schwartz characters in the wrong Ben Schwartz universe (ie: Sonic in the sewer with the turtles, Tony Scarapiducci dealing with the Lobos and Dracula, Jean Ralphio ninth grade ninja)
Art: drawings, sketches, doodles, collages, short fic (think one shot or drabble)
No AI. Must be your original fanwork creation.
You must clearly state how you’d like to be credited and please title your creation (there will be a credits page)
It means nothing but I will hype the sh!t out of your art. No required skill level. Just bring your love of Ben/Ben characters and let it translate
Submit to [email protected] OR message privately here on the bscu tumblr
Deadline August 31 (3 months away!) The goal is for completion by Ben’s birthday in September.
I will be piecing it together with EZM and posting both on itch.io as a free download fully credited and here on tumblr as images with instructions on how to fold if printed. I will also email the files to everyone who submits.
Style and size will depend on number of submissions. Anyone who would like a hand in designing the layout once all pieces are received can message me.
Any questions can be dropped in the comments or messaged privately.
This is a zine both to celebrate the man but also connect the community
THATS IT THANK YOU LOVE YOU HAPPY CREATING!!
Somebody stitched together the Jake & Amir TruTV pilot from the Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir patreon exclusive videos, so you can watch it with some of their commentary still in the background (there is no other way to watch it)
Where is Hillmount High?
I discovered something last night that blew my mind. I had always assumed the Afterparty season 1 characters grew up in Marin County because Belvedere (where Xavier’s mansion is) is in Marin County. (I'd headcanoned that Hillmount was in Strawberry or Marin City, two towns in Marin County that were both close to Belvedere and demographically more similar to the Afterparty cast than a lot of the other towns in Marin County)
But someone on Reddit pointed out that the police officers who come to Walt's house during the 2006 flashback episode are from the Kensington PD .
Kensington is not in Marin County. Kensington is an unincorporated community in the East Bay in Contra Costa County. And this tracks, because in Yasper's episode, Chelsea referred to Ska-pe Diem as "the premier East Bay Area high school ska band." By definition, Marin County is not in the East Bay.
The East Bay is basically the right half of the map below; Marin County is the peninsula on the top left. The red dot is Kensington, and it's apparently a 35 minute drive from Kensington (where Hillmount is presumably located) to Xavier's house in Belvedere.
This is a long way to drive to an afterparty for your high school reunion (especially if you have a six-year old in the car and it's 10pm), but if the afterparty is at an eight-figure mansion owned by an A-list celebrity, it makes sense that people would make the trek.
From my (admittedly cursory) internet research, Contra Costa County is a lot more affordable than either SF or Marin County, though there is a lot of geographical variation. The median home price in Marin County is just under $1.5 million (and Belvedere comes in at a whopping $4.7m). San Francisco is similar ($1.3m) but again, there is a lot of variation by neighborhood. The median home price in Contra Costa County is just under $800,000; Oakland is about $700k, but Berkeley is $1.4m and Kensington is over $1.5m. ("Started from the upper middle" indeed.)
So, who cares?
I do, because I am a fanatical weirdo about this show, but I also think it is a super interesting detail in its own right.
The show heavily implies Yasper attended UC Berkeley, which is a twelve-minute drive from Kensington. I think this puts into sharper perspective the degree to which Yasper remained stuck in high school. On a similar note, it means that Xavier bought a house in the next county over (instead of buying a mansion as close as possible to home).
We still don't know where any of the characters live except for Xavier. Zoe and Brett are probably still near Kensington, since Zoe works at Hillmount. But Yasper, Aniq, and Chelsea could live in Berkeley or Oakland. They could live in San Francisco proper. Theoretically they could also live in Marin, but I think that is less likely if they did not grow up there since it is pretty expensive. My guess is that Chelsea lives in Oakland or one of the more affordable areas of SF, and that either Yasper lives in SF and Aniq lives in the East Bay, or vice versa (i.e. there is some geographical distance, because they hadn't seen each other in the 2 years prior to the reunion).
We also don't know a ton about the size of Yasper's AV installation business or its geographical reach. If Yasper's company is based in San Francisco, it must be doing pretty well relative to its competitors for Xavier's assistant to have picked it. If it's based in the East Bay/Marin County, maybe there is less competition.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. I am delighted I can still make new discoveries about this show 2 years after watching it.
The fact that the House of Lies live wallpapers are lost media but you can still download the Shameless live wallpapers is so... (I don't even have an android phone or amazon fire device... but I MIGHT in the FUTURE)
House of Lies
(Spoiler: the lie was that these two weren't in love the whole time)
hey i know no one will probably see this other than people who already know it but. schizophrenic/schizospec people aren't all homeless people talking to themselves or people stuck in psych wards trying to kill everyone or whatever they tell you. for example, i just kinda sit in my room and don't bother anyone like maybe 80% of the time. i scroll on my phone. i watch movies and play games on my computer. i do chores when i (rarely) have the energy. i have a partner who i love and who tries their best to understand me and help me no matter what's going on with me.
yes, i also have a lot of crazy ideas that i believe and i see and hear things that aren't there and sometimes i start freaking out because i think someone close to me died when they're perfectly fine or that someone's coming to kill me or that my pets have been replaced with alien creatures, but i'm also a person with a life and a childhood and friends and i am not a threat to anyone.
and i'm here. on tumblr. on youtube. in real life. i can see and hear what everyone says about people like me. and i'm fucking tired of it.
treat people with psychotic disorders like people. please. it's not hard to do.
We better get Space Force and The Afterparty season three after all this