NOT A WITCH !!!;)

They Call me Randolph... Sell Ammo nition salesman And Adventurer

[weaselowner]

*Rrises From The Ashen Wastes Of Andartica*

@fortunesvendor100 @ammunitionexporter100 @sellerofworms100  Pals?!? Where Are You’s? Have The “Lance Of Sealing” Here. I Think We Arre The Cause Of A Major Destruction Event Here. Did You All Sssurvive These?

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I emerged from the cold ice and snow and other’s things,

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I Fell On Tree Many Ocean Away,,,, ,Blast Impact Me Hard

Mubb Be Near Home,,,,

We Need To Meet Up Somewehre.

See The Red Island? This Asstrailiah. This Place Where Precious Herbia Lair Is.

Let Us Meet There.

[weaselowner]

*Call’s Up GoodBoy Pal Reginnarlimus*

Pal We Gotta Delta Gamma Sigma Singus Bringus Here We Need You To Bick Us Up And Bbring Us To Astralia *His Heli Chopper Come For Us All*

[fortunesvendor100-deactivated20]

*After Long Waits In The Forest Canopies, I See GoodBoy Pal Reginnarlimus’s Helichopter Come Along*

AUSSY AUSSY 

OI OI OI

[weaselowner]

Alright Whare’s The Lair Of Precious Herbia We Can’t Have Much Longer

[fortunesvendor100-deactivated20]

No We Cant,,, Mine Son Was Taken To The Lair,,, Cant Wait None More,,,,

Legend Hab It That The Rumbliest Spot iB wHERE Herbia Lay,,,,

*put cup to ground*

Rumbles Are East

[weaselowner]

Alright…. We Gotta Go East And…..

Find Sausagea……

[fortunesvendor100-deactivated20]

*Twinkle In Mine Eyes*

Yes,,,, My Boy,,,,

I Must Finally Bring Him Home,,,,

*Runs East Verr Fast*

[weaselowner]

*Ppursues Tammmey With My Highest Speed’s* Herbia Will Be Storped,,,,,,,,,,,, World WILL Be Saved…

[fortunesvendor100-deactivated20]

*Keep Running, Then Sudden Stop*

*Gigantic Super Deep Crevice In Centre Of Earth In Way*

Hmmm…mmm,,,,,! How Two Get Down,,,?

A HA!!!! *Throw Ocean Potion And Gibantic Whale Come Out* 

Yes! We Got Lucky With This Ocean Potion Pals! Lets Ride It Down The Whale As Body Bag. Fall SHould Take 15 Mins.

*Climb Aboard*

Ready? 

[weaselowner]

Readied

[weaselowner]

Farl Has 

Ended

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Am On me Way. Have Cratesfull of MAgicks

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I need you're've strongest majics and spell's in your arsenal. Onlyb if you can deliver or comes to anarttica. We must punish rude boy. For his crimes and rudeness.

MMMM Yes I have Many Good Magick

here is the Everflame Torch. Once lit, it never burns out.

this Magical Scroll will teach you the Spell of Soul Bindings, allowing you to trap a victim’s soul inside of a soda bottle.

This Blade of Misguidance will make you appear as the last person whose blood it touched

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Opinion of same species as you running for 2016?

Which one you Speak Of?

[gobbo-grotto]

Wretched tooth? Or am I mistaken for a species that looks similar but not the same?

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Ah Yes. Wrech Tooth is a Good Man. he have Great Taste in the hat. If it werenot for Mopp he would have my vote.

he also has the spikes of The Elder One, empowering him greatly

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Opinion of same species as you running for 2016?

Which one you Speak Of?

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VOTE MOP

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Eel Expanding Businiss

Sell’s: • Rune • Magical Artifact’s • Messianic Prophecys • Travel Between The Dimensions • Black Spears (Most Potent Weaponry} • You Know This One • Alcholic Beveragis

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NOT SELL: • Infinite Power • Sand • Acces To The Blood Realm (Special Right Reserved By Frederik And Eel Only Due To Pact’s Made With The Blood God) • Pure Thick Black Liquid (Distilled Ancient Eel Blood)

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I thought you Had No more Spears

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I. Have. Returned.

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Welcome

[weaselowner]

Expedition

Myself And @fortunesvendor100 Are Searching Anarrdica For The “Lance Of Sealing” So That Herbia May Be Sealed

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

?i have Expertise with Dungeoneering ask my Pal @dungeons100 do you know Where the Lance may Be?

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Not Two Sure Where This Exact Location Lay,,,, You May Come Along For Our Expedition To Help Us,,,,??? 

Warn: Very Danger MISSION,,,!

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

I am a Master Of Adventurs

Can Provide Gun and Tribnket

[weaselowner]

Rude Boy And Herbia Are Immune To Conventional Weaponry But A Fellow Adventurer Is Always Helpful If You Want To Assist You Can Get To Andarnica By Going To The “Yocksmo Heliport” And Telling Pal Reginarlimmus

That Jinn And Tammey Sent You. He Will Know Where To Take You

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

Am On The Way

Can cast Elder Magicks as well

Hopefullty they Work against the foes

[fruitsoftheape100]

“ Helium Silicon Phosphorus Sulfur ” Of Morse

STRONG Hero @kfmw First To Crack The Case:

“He Si P S” “He Sips”

Hail To Thee, Congratulation

[fruitsoftheape100]

Apes Go To Gollege To Get Moor Knoledge

Tapir’s Go To Chupider To Get More Stupider

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Eel’s Go To Gloucestershire To Learn To Forge The Black Spear’s

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Are you Tellin Me you can make MORE SPEARS

[weaselowner]

Expedition

Myself And @fortunesvendor100 Are Searching Anarrdica For The “Lance Of Sealing” So That Herbia May Be Sealed

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

?i have Expertise with Dungeoneering ask my Pal @dungeons100 do you know Where the Lance may Be?

[fortunesvendor100-deactivated20]

Not Two Sure Where This Exact Location Lay,,,, You May Come Along For Our Expedition To Help Us,,,,??? 

Warn: Very Danger MISSION,,,!

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

I am a Master Of Adventurs

Can Provide Gun and Tribnket

[vendorstudies]

Hello world

I am a student from college who is undertaking a grand ethnographic study of ‘vendor tumblr’ (as exemplified by @fruitsoftheape100​ and @sandsvendor100​). Just beginning my study in earnest and would love insights from anyone who enjoys these blogs.

[sandsvendor100]

Your Invited My Hole Good Friend ;)

Gerold Prepare The Spikes

[apesofthefruit001]

wil help if u ned

[bakersnail100]

yes, let Barb aid in yur studies

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the Sins Of thE Unknown

[deceit100]

Willing Two Help

[dadstosell100]

Here I Ams. Ready For The Helping

[purveyoroflimes100]

Greetings new Acedeme

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Happy to Aid

[weaselowner]

Expedition

Myself And @fortunesvendor100 Are Searching Anarrdica For The “Lance Of Sealing” So That Herbia May Be Sealed

[ammunitionexporter100-blog]

?i have Expertise with Dungeoneering ask my Pal @dungeons100 do you know Where the Lance may Be?

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FREE ITEM !!!!!

free FREE FREE INVISIBILITY CLOAK THAT LOOK LIKE A LARGE CARROT

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heres a not as effective one

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FREE ITEM !!!!!

free FREE FREE INVISIBILITY CLOAK THAT LOOK LIKE A LARGE CARROT

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@ammunitionexporter100

A spell Book For lazard

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i will Buy it  and destroy it as i am not a witch

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anyone want Buy this magical amulet?! only 30 coins

How To Use:

1. Put neclace around neck

2. Graps it tightly

3. Say this phrase: “A Limb for A Limb” and say it three time

4. Think deeply of a limb

5. It will fall off your body but also your Enemy’s

6. Your limb will grow back in 5 days…. but Theirs will not !!

[purveyoroflimes100]

will taake for 3 small noots

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iS a Deal

[purveyoroflimes100]

take them

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the Amlet is yours

[purveyoroflimes100]

now to use on infernal Ape

[grassmerchant100]

DON ‘ T Hurt Him thats a bad bird

[purveyoroflimes100]

Almer Must Fall Completely, then I will take place of stork next to seemoore and make sanddss peaceful

[deceit100]

Seymour Will Knot Make The Sands Peaceful. He Has Caused So Much Pain And Death For No Reason. @sandsvendor100 Is Dangerous And Unpredictable And Must Be Stopped

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we must Pray Elm and Seymor do not have powers that Let Them resis my Elder Magicks