I'm some sort of entity.

That's a lie. I'm actually a made up character, represented by a Tumblr blog. SOME THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE AROUND HERE

[deceit100]

His pain has not ended by the way.

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Houdini The Pig… You Do Not Need To Do This. You Do Not Need To Let Them Do This. Look At You… You Are So Weak… But You Could Be Sor Strong.

[deceit100]

Look How Happy You Used To Be.

[deceit100]

Now Look. You Are Almost Ethereal, You’ve Died So Many Times…

[deceit100]

No… Houdini Get CHUNKED…

[isellabite100]

YESS HA HA

[deceit100]

Fuck You. He Is In Eternal Pain And Not To Be Taken Lightly

[deceit100]

If He Was Set Free, He Could Just Be A Normal Pig, Please Set Him Free

[bonescrusher100]

houdin pig head manifest in my hovel late at ngiht

[deceit100]

Houdini Will Die Once Again

[isellabite100]

This Time I’m Won’t Laugh

[deceit100]

Thank You.

[deceit100]

Glad to see he’s remembered. Nods somberly

[deceit100]

Words cannot express the disdain I have for people who send anon hate over sandsverse blogs in the year 2020

[chunk-your-guts]

You are the worst person I have ever interacted with. Get out of my sights and delete your blog, post haste. - Steve the Squirrel

LMAO Fake

[deceit100]

Yeah don't send fucking hate anons to people in my name. Just say everyone knows, this is a main blog so I have no reason to sign an anonymous ask, I can just send a regular one. Also I don't really use this account anymore except when people dm me asking why I'm spamming their inbox.

[deceit100]

[deceit100]

get shrekt

dont know what this mean

[deceit100]

jigglypuff

[deceit100]

Im Fucking Wheezing - Fire Man

Sputtering flame

[just-sanders-sides-things]

Can you imagine if like

Deceit's a human lie detector but he can also fool lie detectors.

Imagine one day the sides are fed up with trying to figure him out and are like. "You. Here. Now." and make him do a lie detector test and Deceit pretends to be worried about it when in reality he's dying inside imagining all the weird shit he can say and pass it off as truth.

He starts off with telling everyone his name's Logan and pretends they're talking to him when they ask Logan (who's administering the test) something, which becomes irritating right away.

Then he goes on an hour long rant about how he's actually the most important side and that without him Thomas would not be able to function, that the so called dark sides are actually the good ones while the light sides are the bad influences, dropping random things like that Roman stole Logan's last crofters jar (in reality he stole it), Virgil is afraid of guitars, that he his real form is a snake and he just becomes human out of necessity, and whatever weird thing he can make up on the spot. After a bit the sides are like "as interesting as that rant was we need to get back on track" then Logan looks up and says "guys he's telling the truth" and everyone collectively flips out.

Bonus points is Virgil actually knows what's going on and doesn't say anything because he finds the whole thing hilarious.

[wizardlywarblings]

@deceit100 This Is Probably True

[deceit100]

Not a post about me but that’s ok because at least the first bit is true but I don’t know who those people are

[deceit100]

Whoever keeps pretending to be Chunk-Your-Guts in my anons I just blocked you. This is not a joke quit it (I mean you’re blocked now so I guess you don’t have a choice lol)

[deceit100]

How Did You Find Me Out -Not Chunk Your Guts

I am the true source of all lies so I recognize my own handiwork

[deceit100]

Whats With The Non Capitalized Words Nowadays

Well I only Capitalized My Words to blend in better with you people and now the jig is up so I can type however I want

[deceit100]

Ohh So Clever Mocking The Round Man Whell I Will Destroy You You Fucking Squirell Becuas e Thatse My Jorb - chunk your guts

1. I'm not a squirrel 2. You are pretending to be CHUNK-YOUR-GUTS. I deal almost exclusively in lies and I spotted your trickery in less than a second.

[deceit100]

Why are you so different than me?