*Biromantic Asexual Panic*

[ammy246]

Alhaitham and Kaveh really be flirting, I mean, arguing in front of gods. They are risking Teyvat's destruction by being gay as fuck while they should be focused on preventing the apocalypse. I kept assuming the gods would get tired of their bs and nuke them lol.

[ammy246]

Does anybody else ship Rimuru & Hinata or is it just me?

[ammy246]

All people who like Akechi have issues with their father or their mother *no exceptions* (even if you don't realize it, you have repressed childhood ptsd related to your parents). That's why we get him while some P5 fans do not- we know what it is like to have a shitty parent ruin our lives.

[ammy246]

Re Zero Theory: Emilia and Satella are one and The Same

What if Emilia was being serious the time she introduced herself to Subaru as Satella and Emilia & Satella are one and the same?

We know that Subaru got his ability Return By Death from Satella, the Witch of Envy, so what if she is capable of looping herself back in time upon death as well? This is my theory: Emilia was always Satella, and she can time loop upon death just like Subaru. She has seen every time loop and all the times he risked his life to save her as Emilia, which is why she fell in love him. Emilia & Satella have been time traveling as an attempt to save Subaru this entire time, but they always fail to save him. She cannot tell Subaru the truth, because he would never believe/accept her as Satella like we saw when Satella tried to tell him how much she loves him and he rejected her, saying he loves Emilia not her (despite them being the same person- it would take Subaru awhile to accept them as one & the same but he surely would upon learning the truth if my theory is true).

Emilia/Satella died both on-screen & off-screen many failed timelines, sacrificing herself so she can go back in time and try to save Subaru as Emilia again, again, again, again, again, and again. She has been with him through his lowest lows and his highest highs, and she is the only one who truly knows Subaru since she has been with him through it all and remembers it all.

Upon figuring out the truth that Satella/Emilia had always loved him and risked her entire being to save him over and over again, Subaru will view Satella/Emilia as not only an amazing girlfriend, but the greatest waifu in existence (more so than he already does). Maybe he'd propose to her at the end of the light novel upon learning the truth.

[ammy246]

Headcanon that Todobaku start fake dating because Shoto wants to piss off his father (Shoto falls first because Katsuki insults Enji to his face- Katsuki falls because he likes seeing this new fiery rebellious side to Shoto instead of his typical cold stoic behavior) then they start dating for real.

[ammy246]

Yandere Flins Headcanon:

Flins is obsessed with Varka. He knows Varka is strong and capable of protecting himself, but he cannot contain his possessive/protective fae nature when he is around him. He always goes around glaring daggers at anyone who gets near Flins (except Traveler, because he likes & trusts Traveler). Varka is completely oblivious to any of this, because Flins acts like his normal self whenever Varka looks at him. But little does Varka know, Flins is crazy for him, and would gladly kill for him.

[ammy246]

*6.5 Knightlight ancedote spoilers*

Has anyone seen the new Knightlight ancedote? I felt like I interrupted something when I walked in on them standing by the bar counter in Nod Krai together lol. Apparently, they have drinking dates like this often since Varka refers to Flins as his greatest drinking buddy. Flins at some point apparently went to Mondstadt to get Wolfhooks for Varka's drinks just to woo him (Flins hasn't done this for anyone else that we know of). Those two were flirting the entire time, and Traveler was watching them like👀.

[ammy246]

Genshin Impact: Asmoday is Paimon Theory

*Includes spoilers for the 6.5 World Quest, reblog & save post for later after you complete it if you want to read and haven't finished it*

My theory on why Asmoday kidnapped the Traveler: Asmonday was bored. Let me elaborate: Asmoday is the Ruler of Space; she existed primarily in the Realm of Space where time is eternal, and no one can die, which includes herself as well. Drifting in eternity forever, all she could do was rule over her domain, and watch Teyvat from afar. So one day, she had an idea; what if she introduced unknown variables into Teyvat? The unknown variable are the Traveler, a Descender who could influence Teyvat in ways that other beings living there cannot. Now for the first time in a long time, she had no idea what was going to happen next, and had excitement in her life again, saving her from endless melancholy.

Asmoday is Paimon??? theory: This is not certain at this time, however I cannot rule out the possibility that Paimon & Asmoday are one and the same. "But, why would she separate the Traveler from their Sibling and send them down to Teyvat as a Descender?"

Asmoday was bored drifting in endless eternity & melancholy, so she wanted to do something new that she had never done before. She thought to herself: "What if I join the Descender on their adventure?" Instead of watching Teyvat from afar, she would get to explore it herself with the unknown variable that she had created. Asmoday created Paimon as an alter ego (whether she's lying or she erased her memories in the Temple of Space) and went down to Teyvat to meet the Traveler and join them on their journey.

"Why did she never tell the Traveler who she really is?" I can think of two possibilities: 1) She felt guilty for lying. Asmoday (Paimon) genuinely began to enjoy her adventure with the Traveler and she started to feel something for the first time in ever, but because of this, she also began to feel guilty. If the Traveler found out she separated the Traveler from their Sibling, would they hate her? The thought was unbearable to her. She never wants their friendship to end! So, she kept up the disguise that is the Paimon we all know. 2) Asmoday gave herself amnesia. We know it is possible for the Temple of Space to make one lose their memories, so what if Asmoday found a way to do it to herself? She wanted no way to be found by her sisters or recognized as Space by anyone else upon entering Teyvat, so she gave herself amnesia, making herself a blank slate. Then, she became Paimon, and the rest was history.

There's no way to know for certain if any of this is true, but I think it'd make a lot of sense if it were.

[ammy246]

Sephikura, but Cloud is the obsessed yandere instead of Sephiroth.

Cloud wants Sephiroth to notice him, but Sephiroth won't give him the time of day, since Cloud is too weak to become a Soldier who can stand by his side. Cloud becomes obsessed with becoming stronger so he can get send on harder missions to increase the odds of seeing Sephiroth, but none of it is ever good enough. When Nibelheim happens, Jenova chooses Cloud to be her son instead of Sephiroth, sensing his desire to gain power by any means necessary.

"If I become your son, will I gain enough power to stand by Sephiroth's side?"

"You can become much stronger than any Soldier or being on the Planet, even Sephiroth himself. Anything you want and more will become possible. You just have to become my son, and he will be yours."

"I am now your son... Mother."

Now, Cloud his hellbent on making Sephiroth his, and will do so by any means necessary, and Sephiroth can no longer ignore Cloud or his strength since Cloud refuses to leave him alone.

[ammy246]

Neuvillette: "Abandoned property belongs to whoever finds it first."

Also my Neuvillette: *Just massacred a group of hilichurls.*

I guess Neuvillette does have a point; it does not count as stealing if the one owning the treasure is already dead.

[ammy246]

How To Rig The Weapon Banners In Your Favor

Genshin Impact's weapon banners all have 1 fate point, meaning that you have to build up the pity to 1 fate point, then pull again after to receive the weapon if you failed to get it the first time (unless you get lucky). But, what if I told you there was a way to avoid this from happening to you?

The method is rather simple: Do not select the weapon you want, select the other weapon. That way, you will likely receive the weapon you want the first time you reach high pity since it is not the weapon being built towards the fate point. I'm not just saying this, the game literally tells you this:

*ignore the 2 fate points, image is from an older banner*

The game wants you to fail the first time, so you spend more money on primos to keep pulling, hence why I posted this to help you guys avoid needing to do so.

I have tried this trick before, and it worked. This can save a lot of people primogems & money, so I recommend trying it yourself if you are the type of person who never gets the weapon before receiving one fate point, and has to pull beyond the gained fate point to receive it.

Remember: Do not select the weapon you want like the game tells you to do, select the opposite to build pity. That is the key to success (or not if the gacha gods hate you, then just pull beyond 1 fate point if needed).

Happy Linnea and/or Chasca weapon banner pulling if you are pulling!!!

[ammy246]

3-Z Ginpachi Sensei is basically a high school teacher-student reincarnation au. It feels like a fanfic I have definitely read before, but it is official Gintama content (so, like most Gintama canon lol). Gintoki & Takasugi remembering their past lives makes the angst so good. 3-z Ginpachi Sensei gets bonus points for making Takasugi the emo kid, and Gintoki a teacher like Shoyo. Gintoki is determined to not lose Takasugi a second time, and Takasugi is just glad to be alive and included in the main cast again.

[ammy246]

"Shiroyasha" Gintoki's war name- has multiple translations in the Gintama anime:

"White Demon"

and

"White Knight."

The anime switches between them, and never really fully made up its mind on which to use and when (typical Gintama lol). Here is my headcanon: "White Demon" is what the Amanto called Gintoki during the war. He was their enemy who brutally slayed many. Even though the humans lost the war, Gintoki's name Shiroyasha was still feared after the war ended by those who remembered him, hence "demon". "White Knight" implies a protector. Gintoki's allies referred to him as such, since he saved many human lives on the battlefield, and risked everything to protect all in his sword's reach. He was remembered fondly as such by those who survived the war, and by many of his fallen comrades in arms who fought by his side.

I was watching the Gintama live action, and this came to me. I felt like I had a big brain moment, and wanted to share with you guys. Feel free to use this headcanon wherever.

[chandralia]

“but katsuki told izuku to take a swan dive off the ro—“

[ammy246]

Do you hate JKR and her bigotry? If the answer is yes, I recommend watching the anime "Reign of the Seven Spellblades." The anime is obviously inspired by Harry Potter, but it has a much more interesting magic school, a better magic system, a protagonist with actual motivation who acts instead of just sitting around waiting for things to happen to him (his main motivation is a big spoiler, watch to find out more), addresses systematic bigotry such as unethical science experimentation and human & magical creatures rights violations and has characters actively trying to fix the problems, and even has a trans character and an episode that is pro-transgender (the protagonist supports his trans friend in a really great way). This show is everything Harry Potter should have been, and I highly recommend giving it love instead of HBO's remake to increase the odds of it getting another season in the future.

[ammy246]

Sebaciel make what is basically a bdsm contract. Ciel has control over Sebastian and is the dom in the contract, while Sebastian follows his orders and is the sub in the contract. This is actually good for Ciel, because it gives him a sense of control that was taken from him at a young age, and he has someone that he can trust with absolute certainty not to betray him. Sebastian is actually helping Ciel heal from his trauma, by placing control back into his life helping him accomplish his goals (his business, his duty as the Queen's Watchdog, his revenge) while also taking care of Ciel in times where he shows weakness that he'd be uncomfortable to show anyone else but Sebastian. Sebastian is actually good for Ciel despite what antis tend to think, and the bond between them deepens overtime to where they actually genuinely like each other and are not just using each other. Bonus: Sebastian is hot and Ciel can use him as he pleases (if you know what I mean).

[ammy246]

A main issue with Tears of the Kingdom is that it did not try to be unique. Instead, it just tried to be Breath of the Wild 2.0. Let me explain: In Breath of the Wild, Link has to save Princess Zelda, and defeat Calamity Ganon. You have the exact same premise set up at the beginning of Tears of the Kingdom. I stopped caring after the intro sequence of the game, because I knew the story would end with Zelda being just fine at the end of the game, and she was. She did not even have a traumatic reaction to waking up after 'spoilers' being the light dragon for thousands of years. If Tears of the Kingdom had a different and unique story-line, this could have made for a narrative that more fans care about in the long-run after the hype dies down. There are many more issues of this game than a text-post on Tumblr can properly delve into. Here is a video I recommend if you want to see a Zelda fan criticize the game:

Alternate Tears of the Kingdom Story-line Concept by Me: After Calamity Ganon's demise (pun intended), Hyrule needs to be rebuilt (much of Hyrule is seen in ruins throughout Breath of the Wild). Princess Zelda works with her allies to rebuild Hyrule to its former glory now that the Calamity is no more. Different races help with the rebuilding process, not just hylians, as a way to make everything feel interconnected since they mainly stayed in their own regions in Breath of the Wild. There is a time-skip (months instead of years) where a few places are built/rebuilt such as Lookout Landing , but not much is done yet (a proper explanation as to why more is not rebuilt after 5-6 years in Tears of the Kingdom.

Link then gains new abilities to help him with rebuilding Hyrule, and these are the same as the ones he has in Tears of the Kingdom. However, the Zonai would not be a plotline here, so there would be an alternate explanation. I propose either the Sheikah Slate gaining an update one day out of the blue or something that then gives Link the Tears of the Kingdom abilities that he conveniently needs at this moment. Tears really did not need another ancient civilization after we already had one in Breath of the Wild that could have been expanded upon (and wasn't). Link losing an arm felt unnecessary since he regains it at the end of Tears anyway, so here is a simpler explanation on how he gets the new abilities with losing the arm and gaining a new one not being needed. Many quests (both main and side) will center around Link using his abilities to help build. You as the player gain blueprints for this to follow, but you are allowed to add some unique touches in some circumstances depending on what the people ask for. This makes building the story of the game and not just a gimmick the game gives you.

As for the antagonists, I propose the Yiga Clan instead of Ganon so his death feels more final. The Yiga Clan were never treated as a serious threat or properly resolved in Breath of the Wild, but this alternate Tears would fix that and show them in their element. The Yiga Clan are out for vengeance because of Ganon's demise, and seek to burn down what Link & Zelda build. There would be a scene of one of said locations being burnt down at the beginning of the game and Link having to help fight back, setting up the threat. Throughout this version of Tears, Link ventures throughout Hyrule, stumbling upon settlements that are under threat by the Yiga Clan, and helps out the people. He also invades Yiga Clan hideouts to ensure that the surrounding region is safe (one Yiga Clan hideout per map region, difficulty varies depending on how strong Link is at the current moment in the game). Sometimes, this may involve a mass invasion with Link and other allies not just Link himself depending on how massive the hideout/fortress is.

Link eventually manages to repel this threat and rebuild Hyrule with Zelda and allies. Princess Zelda then abolishes the monarchy since it has not existed in 100 years and let's the people govern themselves since that is what they had been doing all along. She now lives freely as she always dreamed of, with Link by her side. The end.