Reasons why I love Ronan Lynch:
Sarcastic asshole
Threw Noah out the Monmouth second story window for funsies
Paid off $2400 of Adam’s yearly rent just so he could still go to Aglionby, thinking that Adam would never suspect him
Named his pet raven Chainsaw. Like, of all names in the world? how edgy
Punched the shit out of Adam’s father for doing the same to Adam and not giving a flying fuck about the consequences
He still goes to church every Sunday with both his brothers despite everything that’s happened to him and them
“Dream toaster”
“Don’t fucking swear”
“I didn’t want to mess up my hair”
“Life isn’t just sex and drugs and cars”
“Why do you hate you?” “I don’t”
“Maybe I dreamt you”
Grabbed onto Blue without hesitation when Gansey fell into the hole in the Cabeswater cave so she wouldn’t fall in after him and Adam
“If they die, I die too”
“Never-never land of time-space fuckery”
“Ronan was singing that awful murder squash song the whole damn time”
Trips trying to be cool and mysterious in front of Adam, and then acts like it didn’t happen
“Looks fucking friendly. Bovine the boy wizard.”
Told Adam to sit inside the basket of a shopping cart so that he could push it and ride it across the parking lot until they crashed into the BMW
Actually tied his damn tie right for once and tucked in his shirt to be a witness for Adam in his case against his father
“Fuck magic. Fuck this…It ate my deer thing.”
