sir, i'm just a bellboy!

a human, 5 guinea pigs, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

[bisexualrozanov]

damn king your back must be hurting from carrying those, i can hold them for a while 😔🫴

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[autismfox]

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

[yourbestclothes]

Connor please never ever ever shave off your happy trail 🙏

[thisbibliomaniac]

Reblog if you're kinda irrelevant and don't know a single person who actively uses tumblr

[furyred-ao3]

Shane smiles down at his boyfriend. “Why so secretive, Rozanov? Were you watching porn or something?”

“Something like that."

“Mm, I see...”

Ilya lifts his face for a kiss but Shane dodges and turns his head, looking to the side instead to regard...

“What the...?”

The television is no longer in sleep mode, instead there is a YouTube video on pause, titled ‘Shane Hollander vs. Scott Hunter: Metros and Admirals Captains Come to Blows on the Ice.’

Read the full fic on AO3

[russianblush]

#they literally love each other

[scunthotter]

After they're married they mention how they liked each other the whole time in like so social media video. Some sports reporter pulls up a clip of Ilya dogging on Shane from 2013 being like 'so what is the truth?' And Ilya is just like "he wasnt texting me back, but guess what he did right after that aired *smirk*".

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE FOR SAINT LAURENT FALL 2026

[butimaficwriter]

can you feel it? they're painting those freckles on him right now

[shanesloverboy]

Absolute legend

[ariana-grande]

SAMARA WEAVING Photographed by Jordan Kirk for A Shot Magazine (August 2026)

[hudkarma]

Connor Storrie for YSL (via anthonyvaccarello)

[laterkiss]

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me

[heatedrivalrysource]

via Heated Rivalry

Day 1 🎬

[sunnypeachyy]

hudcon healingssss

[mymansmoon]

saw that people are getting mad about ilya liking having his hole played with. well I think when ilya is fucking shane really good and shane feels himself getting close and wants ilya to be there with him when he does he'll move one of his hands from where they've been gripping + kneading ilya's ass and slip a finger between his cheeks and rub his hole dry and ilya will jerk and thrust into shane the hardest he's thrust all night and shane will moan, "yeah baby, oh god yeah, that's it, feel nice, huh? yeah—fuck—I want you to come with me baby—" and it works every. single. time.

[important-animal-images]