Introspective Paradise Found

Adam she/they artist // photographer ask me about embalming Art

[adambuffett]

new commissions info 💕

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[jenny-holzer]

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[neeska3]

This is the first pack he has ever opened

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Im thinking of making these cards for all the players! Will u all like that??

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[adambuffett]

i did it i went to the card shop and made friends with strangers

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[bettedavisgf]

colin mochrie and ryan stiles were kind of the original old man yaoi. to me

[adambuffett]

i haven't been to a publix in over 10 years :C

[adambuffett]

today i let a man give me detailed directions to a place i already know how to get to because i'm non-confrontational

[dqnquality]

[vincent2845]

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.