There is something about Birthday that always reminds him of a child; though they are about the same age, give or take a year or two, it is the carefree attitude with which Birthday acts that Ratio envies, occasionally, though he squints at the odd emote that seems to squint at him, holding his phone away from his face before he begins typing.
TO: BIRTHDAY FROM: RATIO
Hunger is solved through money. Which I have more than enough of. Implying that, as long as you stay with me, hunger is not much of a problem. I put up with your messiness out of the pure goodness of my heart, Birthday.
Sarcasm is rife within that last sentence, but he wonders if Birthday would be adept enough to catch it. However, it doesn’t take much thought for him to reason out that the chances of Birthday catching on were very low. Nonetheless, he sends that text, just the way it is.
Several minutes go by before his phone beeps once more, expecting a response, but the messages are, instead, follow-ups to the previous texts sent earlier.
TO: BIRTHDAY FROM: RATIO
Mind telling me where you got '60%' from? At this hour, yes, my schedule seems clear. I hold feelings for you, but not in the way that you think, or want to think. And by asking me to consider it as if it were a real date... is this your way of asking me on an informal date? If you wink at me like a jackass, I won't consider it as a date.
He lets out quite the chuckle at the few texts he receives, smirking at the lovely words Ratio sent him in reply. Not only does he enjoy the seriousness displayed contrasting his own... well... non-seriousness, but he smiles knowing his friend's schedule is clear for the two of them to finally hang out for a bit.
TO: DOC-CHAN FROM: BIRTHDAY
hehehe i just made that up! listen i honestly dont rly care what ur feelings for me are at the moment all that's rly important is that U ARE FREE!!! come on it's been way too long since we've hung out pROPERLY you know, dont ruin it w/ ur sass :( ok ok let's go get s/t eat
It is true that it's been rather difficult to spend time with each other as of late; however, with the knowledge of Ratio's full time job and duty as a doctor, Birthday can't entirely complain (when he does, he's only joking). He hums lightly, adding more messages to the doctor's pile, thinking he'd much prefer to speak face-to-face.
TO: DOC-CHAN FROM: BIRTHDAY
ooooookay are u at the hospital rn bc i can easily come over there now if u want. unless u know, u wanna pick me up in that hella sweet ride of urs as long as if no one broke it yet ;)
