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[slow]he/they, lesbian, 25 , minors dni. twitter: @eletric_inf

[amperis]

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Hi, I'm Amp, i'm a 25 years-old lesbian, i use he/they pronouns and i write for twice (´• ω •`)ﾉ (i also like other girlgroups tho!)

I'm a multishipper

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Twitter (i dont accept follow requests from accounts without age visible somewhere)

My latest fic (dahmo)

English is not my first language.

I'm very chill writing about most topics however, i'm not comfortable with:

pedophilia/scenarios with minors and/or age play

anything involving male idols, or male reader.

rape

incest

foreign object insertion

scat play

those are the main ones, however i am a person, and i hold the right to find myself uncomfotable with new things, when in doubt add a warning at the beggining of your ask.

here are some commonly used tags on my blog:

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[amperis]

i find it pretty funny that for every off day sighting of twice it’s (almost) always samoyeon for the most part with a rotating 4th (i.e michaeyu taking turns hanging out with them) (or maybe 5th if 2/3 of michaeyu hang out with them like most recently it was mitzu)

and then theres ujb almost always together (again with their occasional rotating 3rd being michaeng for the most part)

idk what I really want to say aside from the fact that they don’t always hang out in (somewhat) big groups (for obvious reasons and personal preferences/plans ofc) but it’s fun to see who gravitates to who after all this time it’s cute and nice to see them just be silly and have fun and be tourists

also love seeing them go out in duos in general like samo… jichaeng… jeongmi… namo… ujb…

p.s I’d like to thank sanayeon for showing me momo in their vlogs thank you for filming your dates with her.. gf momo is sooo ,, wow

p.p.s did u see the new dahmo pics we are eating so good rn!!!!!

ALSO ALL OF THAT STUFF ISNT TO SAY I CONDONE THE CRAZY STALKERS THAT FOLLOW THEM AROUND IN PLACES!!!! I just mean whenever they share like who they went out with and they post/film about it or when they just talk about it in general like at the concerts or afterwards yk things like that 👍👍also the fans that do genuinely bump into them in places that respect their privacy enough to share about it AFTER the girls are in a different location etc. 👍👍

anywho hope u are doing well as always and I hope u enjoyed my thoughts on this stuff that you didn’t ask about but I decided to tell you about anyways <3 lmk what you think I always enjoy hearing your thoughts on things it’s always nice to hear <3

have a good rest of your day and week!! :3

- cl

i love noticing what groups tend to gravitate to each other on their off dyas, namo, ujb, i love how ujb tends to include mina every once in a while too, and how chaeyoung seems the most likely to be in any group.

i did see the dahmo pictures and also a few moments of them on stage it makes me so happy i love my dahmo <3

Also i agree!! i like seeing whatever they get around to on their vlogs, and its what they chose to share w us, otherwise i'd wish people would leave them alone, i dont believe in half of the people who claim seeing them in the wild was just a coincidence

and thank you anon! always nice to hear from you! i'm doing as well as i can hope you're good as well!! have a nice week!!

[amperis]

Sahyo has returned again!!!

hell yeah!!!

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It would be funny in Pack AU if one of sana and jeongyeon’s kids dated Mina and Nayeon’s kid when they got older, Mina and Jeongyeon would have a stroke while Sana and Nayeon were planning for it the entire time 😂

can i say i lowkey regret not making the babies idols so i could push my agendas from other groups onto them...

now being objective, i think like they'd be too much like siblings, kinda like samo, but the thought of sanayeon trying to set it up is so funny

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was cleaning up my gallery when i came across a meme of a guy playing on his pc and his gf putting "he just nutted in me" caption on it that reminds me of misana generally, BUT ALSO sfad!misana only the roles are reversed and it's sana lying in bed like a dehydrated fish after mina rode her for straight hours and going back to play with the losers' club

that is soooo misana, in any configuration i agree, i love making mina a little nerdy weirdo is always fun!! I could 100% see it w sfad!misana too, and while we're here...cockwarming while mina plays? anyone? any thoughts?

[amperis]

Sahyo has returned!!!

a win for the sahyo nation!!!

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In Pack AU do Sana and Jeongyeon kid’s look more like Sana or Jeongyeon???

Sohee looks A Lot like sana, the twins are more of a even mix

[amperis]

Babe, is everything alright? You haven't been around much

Hi anon! i'm alright! Busy with work and other stuff but trying to focus on writting dw!! and im always around i'm just more of a lurker!! thank u for ur concern tho <3

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Sana claimed Miyeon on instagram it’s over for all her girlfriends in twice💀💔

its not over!! they just gotta wait their turn!

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Guys, do we think Sana is actually a lesbian but she femxfem?

i personally wouldn't think so

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lol what are some other honorary members of the twice polycule

okay so miyeon obviously, somi was probably the first one, i think winter is being appraised rn, and im sure there's more but i cant think rn

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If I want to know Sana’s girlfriend of the month I just come here your anons keep you posted 🙂😂

its honestly so helpful, i'm always in the know, thaks guys!

[amperis]

Sana went on a date with another woman outside of the group all her girlfriends in twice are in shambles

i think miyeon is an honorary member of the polycule by now

[amperis]

"loyal to her 3 girlfriends" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

dont think too hard about hehe

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In an alternate universe where members of TWICE are not idols and are living normal lives, who do you think will likely be street interviewed like in tokyo_sims_?

For me, there's a high probability that Jeongyeon and Jihyo will be asked the question, "do you kiss your homie goodnight?"

Jihyo: no, absolute not 😊

Jeongyeon: 👀 👁️👄👁️ *awkward silence*

Jihyo: ... But there was this one time that we were drinking and our lips touched...*the interview cuts*

(I hope any anon knows about Cole and friends 😭)

i could 100% see that ujb interaction happening and although im not entirely familiar w that youtuber i think, from the shorts I've seen, sana would be a great fit there, no?

[amperis]

Jeongsa has returned!!!😭

in my world they never left

[amperis]

Sana and Nayeon can not be put in the same sentence as the word loyal 💀

they know what they want!! you can't blame them!!