Sir, just because I carry these guns doesn't mean I remember how to use them

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Sir, just because I carry these guns doesn't mean I remember how to use them
A new character has just joined our dnd party - Corentine Akeldama Gethen, a tiefling druid, played by @juleseliowestmay. Coren is currently working on a recipe book, and so far all we know is that smelly mushrooms are involved somehow, but personally, I'm very excited about it. And we are currently in the middle of snooping around a vampire's mansion, so who knows what fascinating things we will learn about cuisine!
...it's probably all just plain unseasoned human blood, yeah.
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If all that sounds like fun (who doesn't like smelly mushrooms and blood, am I right?), come watch us play - our campaign, Islands Over Nautonia, is streamed live!
hosted weekly on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/ollieraiden
next D&D stream planned for Monday 10th of July, 19.30 BST
Hope to see you there! :D
Also, if you like the campaign's character art, you can commission me over on Fiverr! Or just get in touch if you want more details.
Some art from dnd with @chalkywormswood!
did u know that dragonchess is a fucked up multi-levelled chess rather than just normal chess with dragons instead of horses? i sure learned something new! good thing my character has a higher int stat than me
I joined @chalkywormswood‘s dnd campaign! behold, a new character
Isur Irianzur aka Bagajabasomethingsomething the Nu- you know what, tumblr probably doesn’t allow such content. He has a freshly obtained nickname, is the point. One he decided was the *less* humiliating choice out of the two he had.
(he was wrong)
I forgot I gave my dnd bat a shitty mane sort of thing, so I drew it to remind myself.
My bad, I guess, for putting it on their back, where it’s not in the front for all to see.
things sure have been happening in our campaign
good news: we peacefully resolved part of a ghost situation. bad news: we may need to assassinate a noble and also we definitely have a scary supernatural giggling psychopath hunting us. all in all, standard dnd tbh
I got myself a Fiverr, folks! Go check it out here:
https://www.fiverr.com/royalamphibian
Drawings in b&w and full colour. For you, your family, your neighbour, and their dog. Tabletop characters, OCs, your Pokemon team, you as a cartoon person, your best friend as a cartoon person, your worst enemy as an ugly cartoon person. Concept art for your project, character design for a Youtube mascot. Humans, animals, fantasy creatures, aliens, furries, scalies, fishies, bugg..ies... my internet know-how might have failed me there, but I don’t have to know what it’s called to draw it, eh? And by golly, i will draw it.
If you want me to, that is.
(you can also get in touch with me here about any of those, if you prefer!)
Character art I did for our dnd campaign, Islands over Nautonia. From left to right, top to bottom:
WF-4MP-BC, aka Amp, a warforged artificer/barbarian
Pirouette, a halfling paladin
Swooper (actually [clicks, chirps, and screeches outside of standard range of hearing]), a batfolk cleric
Kanagh, a githyanki gunslinger
Cyrus, a dragonborn bard
Last Monday was our first game and it was great. Watch it happen live! Next session: Monday 16th September at 19.30 BST, streamed at https://www.twitch.tv/ollieraiden . We have it all: huge bats, tiny paladins, robots, pirates, dragon-shaped musicians, flying islands, skyships, elder gods, extremist plots. Lots of fun.
Hey folks, a teaser! Join us today at 19.30 BST on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/OllieRaiden there will be exciting DnD stuff!
We’re doing a year-long interlude campaign from our main campaign Houses of Hebdomada, while one of our players is away. It will be a completely new thing in a different homebrew setting altogether and I am so exciteddddddddd
It also features more art by yours truly! No pixel art will be involved, but I drew the character portraits, which you can see during the stream, or on the stream’s discord later (you can join the stream’s discord via link on the stream’s “about” page: https://www.twitch.tv/ollieraiden/about)
Hope to see you there! Let me know if you came from my tumblr so I can say hi! :D
I sometimes doodle stuff after our D&D games, so here’s a bunch of drawings in various state of missing context for anyone who isn’t watching the campaign unfold. I post dnd art more consistently on the stream’s Discord! Which you can join from the stream’s Twitch page at https://www.twitch.tv/ollieraiden/about .
The discord also has short summaries written up of all of our sessions so far save for the last few, if you’re worried about joining mid-adventure!
(next session is on Monday 11 July at 19.30 BST, be there or be square)
i drew myself. unlike a selfie, a drawing lets me pretend i’m sexier than in reality
I’ve been playing ace attorney games lately for the first time, but I started with the Great Ace Attorney because of reasons, so moving on to the original trilogy gave me whiplash
Our live-streamed campaign progresses favorably.
a character from Ugru’s party - an undead dwarf sea captain - recently finished his personal arc, and along with his undead crew, set off on a mission to the stars on a hijacked spelljammer to face almost certain death, leaving the party planetside. It was very cool and badass and emotional and I am trying to work through the feels by making art, as one does.
Commission for @lavenderbeasts of his Elder Scrolls characters Fark and Ses.
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Heyyyy so I’m gonna go ahead and open commissions officially
In a somewhat limited capacity, unfortunately. I can only manage simple art these days most of the time, so sketches and the most basic shading only (and even that only in some cases, sorry). Please get in touch with me if you want to know more or if you have any questions!
To reiterate in text format, if you are looking for nsfw art, I might or might not be up for that, depending on the specifics (please ask!), but only if it’s consenting adult characters.
You can contact me here, on instagram (royalamphibian), or email anozajac at gmail.com.
Over the course of 10+ game nights, my half-orc wizard Ugru got himself an updated wardrobe for winter, got to pretend to be a legit scholar rather than an overenthusiastic self-taught amateur, and adopted a bunch of basilisk eggs. For research. He’s not their dad now or anything, at all. Totally.
The basilisks haven’t even hatched yet, but he’s already got plans (to hug them immediately, how much longer does he have to wait)