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1997-8

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Sun Sawsun Part II

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Sun Sawsun Part I

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Video: Jeff Koons on Balloon Dog (Orange)

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I dare you to try to say "balloon dog" like Koons says "balloon dog"

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#happykoons Pictures of Jeff Koons looking happy. Kind of terrifying. Updates daily. I made it. You should follow it.

http://happykoons.tumblr.com

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My students are pretty cool. Today they collectively wrote a book of performative scores.

Here are some.

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Coffee

Boil water for coffee

Become absorbed in something else

Remember once all the water has boiled away

Repeat

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Grocery Store:

Walk into a grocery store.

Go up to the person with the fullest shopping cart.

Slowly start taking everything from their basket.

Put it into your basket.

Check out.

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Buy a snorkel at walmart

Find a puddle

Look for fish

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Walk,

Walk away,

Keep walking...

Turn around,

Walk the other way,

Go home.

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In public for 20 seconds

act like your favorite inanimate object

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Recall the monster that

haunts your nightmares

Draw it wearing a sombrero &

poncho

Laugh at it. Ridicule it. That's

right. Suck it, nightmare thing!

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art about text messages about trying to learn how to make a website

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Alligators <3

B )

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another sketch

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Sketching for new works

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UFO 

Desert

Traffic cone