Have a magical day!

I am many things; a spooky maid, a girl in a curtain-dress and bonnet, a sassy skipper, and a singer. I have a huge range of interests, and mostly I reblog things, but if you dig enough hey maybe I wrote something of my own. Good luck finding it though.

[everythingfox]

sound on asap

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[catbatart]

10K ART GIVEAWAY

Y'ALL! IT'S HAPPENING! Ya girl is approaching the big 10k, so I wanted to do something SPECIAL!

THE PRIZE: -THREE people will receive a full character sheet! (This includes a base, an outfit, and 3 expressions!) -It can be any kind of character (humanoid, fantasy, sci fi, furry, robotic, monstrous, etc.) Nothing hateful or cruel will be accepted.

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -You MUST have asks or messages open so I can alert you if you win! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on Sunday, August 15th, 2021 at 6pm EST!

Thank you all SO so much for making this happen! Obviously, the number itself isn't THAT important, but I have met so many awesome people through this hellsite and you all have helped me be able to leave an awful job so that I could do commission work full time. I'm so so grateful to all of your support!

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[catbatart]

10K ART GIVEAWAY

Y'ALL! IT'S HAPPENING! Ya girl is approaching the big 10k, so I wanted to do something SPECIAL!

THE PRIZE: -THREE people will receive a full character sheet! (This includes a base, an outfit, and 3 expressions!) -It can be any kind of character (humanoid, fantasy, sci fi, furry, robotic, monstrous, etc.) Nothing hateful or cruel will be accepted.

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -You MUST have asks or messages open so I can alert you if you win! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on Sunday, August 15th, 2021 at 6pm EST!

Thank you all SO so much for making this happen! Obviously, the number itself isn't THAT important, but I have met so many awesome people through this hellsite and you all have helped me be able to leave an awful job so that I could do commission work full time. I'm so so grateful to all of your support!

[catbatart]

10K ART GIVEAWAY

Y'ALL! IT'S HAPPENING! Ya girl is approaching the big 10k, so I wanted to do something SPECIAL!

THE PRIZE: -THREE people will receive a full character sheet! (This includes a base, an outfit, and 3 expressions!) -It can be any kind of character (humanoid, fantasy, sci fi, furry, robotic, monstrous, etc.) Nothing hateful or cruel will be accepted.

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -You MUST have asks or messages open so I can alert you if you win! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on Sunday, August 15th, 2021 at 6pm EST!

Thank you all SO so much for making this happen! Obviously, the number itself isn't THAT important, but I have met so many awesome people through this hellsite and you all have helped me be able to leave an awful job so that I could do commission work full time. I'm so so grateful to all of your support!

[catbatart]

10K ART GIVEAWAY

Y'ALL! IT'S HAPPENING! Ya girl is approaching the big 10k, so I wanted to do something SPECIAL!

THE PRIZE: -THREE people will receive a full character sheet! (This includes a base, an outfit, and 3 expressions!) -It can be any kind of character (humanoid, fantasy, sci fi, furry, robotic, monstrous, etc.) Nothing hateful or cruel will be accepted.

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -You MUST have asks or messages open so I can alert you if you win! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on Sunday, August 15th, 2021 at 6pm EST!

Thank you all SO so much for making this happen! Obviously, the number itself isn't THAT important, but I have met so many awesome people through this hellsite and you all have helped me be able to leave an awful job so that I could do commission work full time. I'm so so grateful to all of your support!

[rejamart]

Commission for @theinsanesinger of her Island Rep!

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[hellenecstatic]

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

[terpsikeraunos]

this means…denny’s….

[readerofmanyworlds]

Denny’s is absolutely the domain of a god of chaos and revelry

[kvothbloodless]

Everything suddenly makes so much sense

[stream]

[mentallyrecovering]

[scorpyho]

Happiest Season (2020)

[goofygoldengirl]

⛧ ⛥̸̨̫̲͕̀̊̓̑̓̍̔̄̌̽̍̏̍̈̽̈̑̐̊̚͠ ̴̮͕̩͑́͂͝ψ̸̢̖͉̩͇͖̰̯͊͌̇̀̈͂̓͊́̊́́̆̚̕͠͝ ̸͍̫̠̻͔̻̻̗̪̟͔͔͈̰͖̤̲̣̘͔͔͂̅̈́̓̈́͘ͅ⛥̵̡̪̫̜̟̦̖͕̲̲͎͔̳̦͚̠̬͍̣̟̘̿̈̚͜ͅ ̴̧̨̧̪̱̘̜͇͕̥̦̠̜̠̠͈̗̞̩̙͖̦͆͂̈́́͑̀͑̊̒͋̅̅̕͘̚͝ͅ⛧̵̧̡̬͍̜̥̭̩͔̥̘͓̻̼̮̯͙͖̯̤̜͙̟̆̀͋̓̍͌̀̅̀̓͊̎͂̑̐͠͠͝ ̴̡͙̣͚̳̘̥̟̥̲͉̍̀̍̆̽̏̑̔͑͘͝͝ͅ☠̷͖̤͚̹̯̰͉̝͚̼̳̦͓̍͊͐̆̔̄̔̔͌̾̉̀̂͆̒͂̆̚͝ ̶̡̨̧̛̥̮͙͈̦̞͕͕̞̰̦̹̼͓͉̗̈́̓̈́̈́̓̀́͑͌̾͗͊̃̓̍☠̴̖͉̻͕̮̖͇̩̻̟̄̑̋̽̔̈́͛̄̀̔̾͑̃̏̽͊̀̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͝ ̸͖̗͕̫̬̈́͝⛧̸̢̧̹̘̰̰͕̿̀ ̸̢͚̳̺̳̑̊̽͛͆̎̉̃͊̅̑͆̋̓͆̅͗̈́̚̕͘͠͝⛥̶͍͈͉͙̓̓̂̉̔̇́́̃̕͘ ̵̡̧̛̣̮̲̬̘͖̮̘̃̐̀W̴̪̱̟͚̠̰͇͍̓͑́̽̒̀͂͒̎̍̐̐͜E̷̡̛̛͉͔͈̱͖̗̲̮͔͍̠̞̙̗̫̦̗̙̱̮͊̊̆̎̽̏͐̎̂̅̽͋̈́̀́̓̓̆͌͊͜͝L̸̡̧̻͖̜̠͓̝̦͕̾̀͂̇̿́C̶̛͙͙̠͆͆̒̆̎̊̽̃̂̿͛̔̚̕Ő̷̧̺͓̬͉͔͔̫̬͖͕̤̺̲̯̳̤̘͕̪͈̩͎̔̀̉̈́̀̔̀̔͐̅̐̄̕͠͝M̶̡̺̥͍̖̝͙̟͉̘̖̝̱̪̉́͗͐̀ͅͅḚ̸̝̻̠̰̝͈̎̓͒̇̋͆̓͠ͅ ̴̨̡̯͈͍̞̔͆͛͂̓͆͌͑͒̋̈́͝͝T̵̠̣͎̟͙̺̜̺̗́͗O̴͚̟̻̩̳̳̣̦̹̰̻͎͚͓̝̠̩̩͗̋͑̅͐͌́̑̂͒̀̽͗ ̶͕̦̤͚̱̫͖̣̼͇̣̦̺̬̥̟̭̊̉͊ͅͅĤ̶̡̧͉̬̰̪̬̖̝̰̙̠̮̘̺̭͇͇͉̜̼̣̦̏́̍͂̾̽͜͝Ế̸͍̋̈̽͋̒̒͒͜L̶̡̡̞̲͔͋̉̌͂̆̅̈́̏͘̕͘͝ͅL̶̛͇̱͌̔̈̎͊͝ ̵̹̫͖̬̂̓̃́̐́͐͋̏̊̌͒̿͘̕͝͝͝ ̸̡̙̖͉͍̮̺͈͇̤̦̥̼̙͇̣̂͛͗̐̃̓̃̀͌͐̉͆̕͝☠̷̡̡͈̰̩̺̲̘̤̈́͑̎͊̅͊̎͋̅̽̊͂̋̽̈̀̾͐̏̕͜ ̸̖̗̤̈́̆͋̈̚͝͝☠̵̙̻̟̩̺͙̝̦̜̖̯̠̹̳̻͎̪̼̉̆͑̄͗̆̅̈̉͆͊̃̎̇́̊͠ ̸̧̧̡̨̥̲̱͓̬̗̝͕̳̠̺͎̭̖̎̂̎̓̓͋́̌̒̏̇̈̽̈͘⛥̷̢̨̦̜̲̟̣͙̥͚̭͇͙̹͇̈́̌̉͒̉̄͛͜ͅ ̵͇̏͗̊̎͆̅͐̈̂̈́͘͝☠̶̢̢̬̻̬̺̘̙̼̜̣͈̭̻̀̂̌͋ ̶̧̨̠̪̳̙̝̮̪̦̹̲͇͉̹̙̼̠͍̙̝̲̗̓̏̏͛̑̉̾͑́̽̄̀̍̂̅̚ͅ☠̴̡̢̨̺̘̖̼͓̫̦̝̻̜̯͚͙̠̘̥̤͉̽̀̑̓̋̏̇͋̃́͐͗̽̔͗̀̋̐̅͝ ̶͕̝͓͖̙̙̲̬̼̝̱͔͆͋̉̊̿̓̃͆̃̌̒̈́̾̄́̋͘⛧̴̢̪̺̝͔̭̙̼͍̼̜̖͓͚̬̯̭̇͒͊ͅ ̵̛̩̰̥̳̱̗̫͓̩̙̥̹͂͑̌̿̑̒̍̽̾͗̔̿́͋͐͌̎̎̔̊̽͋̇ψ̷̧̡̨̛̦̻͖͙̯̝̖͎̘̏̑͋̀̆́͂͛̎̈̽̈̓̚͘͘͝͠ ̸̡̢̢̮͈̘̹̼̰̥̳͖͈̖͇͍́̔͑̽̓̅͐̃̔͑̍̄͝ͅ⛥̴̮̳͓̽̓̐̋͝͠ ⛧

[autism-rants]

Oh yeah? Could someone with ADHD do this?

*plays video games for 3+ hours straight without blinking or realizing the time*

[jacobtheloofah]

Well what about this? *tries playing every game in my library but isn’t interested in any of them so just sits around bored*

[roboco-san]

genuinely adhd people are the funniest motherfuckers on the planet because every single one of us figured out real young that the easiest way to get positive attention was to be funny and then we just never stopped

[valtsv]

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

[valtsv]

these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it

[valtsv]

things pirates of the caribbean got right:

1. will and elizabeth’s love story

2. elizabeth becoming pirate king

3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women

4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme

[prismatic-bell]

5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.

6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.

7. Will’s hat.

8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.

9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.

10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.

11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.

12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.

13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.

14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.

[math-is-magic]

15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.

[paddysnuffles]

1. They had a woman of colour play a goddess.

2. They had a woman pirate right in the first film, when the tradition is to only show male ones (hell, the PotC ride at Disney had a wench auction scene until recently). And it was a female pirate of colour at that!

3. Elizabeth may not have known how to fight in the first film, but she wasn’t helpless either. Her first instinct was to fight, but she also had the brains to recognize when it was best to hide instead. Plus when given the chance she stabbed Barbosa that one time.

4. Elizabeth’s lack of fighting ability was not simply because she was a woman, it was clear it was due to her societal circumstances, since we saw other women of different socioeconomic backgrounds being able to fight (and when given the opportunity to learn Elizabeth took to fighting like a duck on water).

5. The Hoist the Colours scene where we see pirates of multiple ethnicities and their varying flags, reminding us that pirates came in all shapes and sizes and weren’t just white men.

6. One of the Pirate Lords being yet ANOTHER woman of colour. She may not have had much of a speaking role if memory serves, but even her presence is already a big deal.

7. The pirates accepting their King is a woman without much fuss.

[chubbyooo]

Pirates is amazing I will not here a bad word

Davy Jones CGI is legendary and a ton better than some of the stuff done today 😄

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

I’m pretty sure that female Chinese pirate was a nod to a real, documented female pirate king who was Chinese and had a whole fleet of ships at her disposal but I can’t remember her name rn

[kintatsujo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih

[real-jaune-isms]

My favorite part about the Bretheren Court voting wasn’t that they were against Elizabeth for becoming King as a woman and newcomer. They were pissed at Jack for being a chaotic neutral who broke the decades long tradition of an egotistical stalemate by voting for someone besides himself.

Also, the deleted scenes from Black Pearl and At World’s End that divulge more of Jack’s troubled past, like how he was branded as a pirate by the East Indian Trading Company because he stole a ship full of slaves and freed them.

[mistermaf]