Marlene said this season will be romantic so I thought I’d make a quick recap of all the “romance” so far. (Warning: contains a lot of sarcasm)
Aria cheated on her boyfriend with her ex. You know the one who stalked her and her friends, whilst he was their teacher? #goals.
Caleb tried to get back together with his ex girlfriend (whilst still in a relationship with her best friend) literally STRAIGHT after she freed herself from being kidnapped. After being rejected, he then attempted to get his current girlfriend into bed with him. Jane Austen couldn’t write this shit.
Hanna, fresh from a fucking torture chamber in the middle of nowhere, sexed herself up and reunited with her fiancée. Ya know, the one who didn’t even know she had been kidnapped in the first place? She tried to create a perfect night with him, failed, and then broke up with him. Well, at least she tried… I guess?
Toby hasn’t seen his girlfriend in about 99 years it seems. Maybe it’s a long distance romance…? No matter, he’s still getting his fix of flirting over picking locks with his ex girlfriend, who is currently in a relationship with his best pal. Dreeeeeaaaaaam-y.
Emily is trying her hardest to protect Ali. It’s so sweet. Not as sweet as when she accused her of murdering her own sister based on, well, nothing. But still pretty sweet.
2 episodes in, and I can safely say, if this is romance…. Do not sign me up.
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