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Sex is a lot like depression. Middle class parents don’t realize that their children are having it.

jonathan to the hero’s family: if you guys want anything else uncle jonathan says yes

“In Spider-Man: Homecoming, if I was ever upside down doing dialogue, they would just stick my hair up and flip the camera upside down. Because as soon as you dangle upside down, you have veins popping out of your head and it doesn’t look very flattering. So the Russos, I had to be like, ‘Guys, here’s a little tip about filming upside down people.’ But we didn’t actually do it.” Tom Holland on filming his upside down scenes in Avengers: Infinity War.

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We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.

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ppl keep sending me asks about this like “what’s stopping you from throwing a ball OP”

equalistmako

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

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equalistmako

*narrows eyes*

angel-on-vacation

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

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IT GOT BETTER

tuaconfessions

“im like the biggest lesbian ever, but klaus and ben could like,, get it”

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ghostsapphic

It was the only way I could get back here

adhominem13

overheard:

“you dress like the kid of like… three farmers”

“shut UP, you prep”

loud, offended gasp, “TAKE THAT BACK!!”

mxnrique

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

vasmemeas

please let’s not forget

slaydrienne8

you ever meet someone and get that “I could love you” feeling?? like you don’t know them well enough yet to actually love them but they are incredibly your type and you vibe with them so hard and you know you could??

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Vanya: There is a master key and a spare key for the Academy. Five has them both. When I asked, “what if you die, Five? How will we get in?” He said, “if I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks".