Screw it.

22 | married momma | Maryland Born and Raised | Firefighter/EMT

[amurrycan]

What’s a premium snap?

Google it

[wetfantasygirl-deactivated20191]

[amurrycan]

Sick af

[amurrycan]

Hi

It's fucking cold

[bob-belcher]

me on a full weekend with family

[amurrycan]

When he don't wake up when you want it. ಠ╭╮ಠ

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[mesopelagic]

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

[mesopelagic]

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[summers-in-hollywood]

Marilyn Monroe, 1952 

[navycorpsman]

[ovenbakedlays]

God Speed…..

[amurrycan]

[amurrycan]

Being a mom is my favorite💚💚💚💚💚

[amurrycan]

[rusticstyle]

(via #tifforelie @instagram)

[vrytiredgrl-deactivated20171118]

Confession time

🌷- you have a super sweet smile

🍄- Let’s hold hands & explore for hours

🌿- you don’t realise how beautiful you are

👋🏻- I wanna be your friend

🎧- you have great taste in music

🍒- you’re such a tease

🌎- why are you so far away?!?!?

🌶- I find you verrrry sexy

🌻- I could talk to you for hours

💐- you’re a total cutie

🍂- I wanna lay in bed and cuddle you

✌🏻- Netflix n chill?

🌸- I think about you a fair bit

🌞- I wanna make out with you

🌚- I’d totally fuck you

💫- I wanna talk to you but i’m too shy

🌈- we have lots in common

☂️-we have nothing in common

💥- you’re really damn annoying

🌧- I find your blog boring

🥀- you’re dead to me

👻- I wish I never met you

[lethalangel]

reblog if you’re in the mood for anons rn

[parastitch]