meilleurvœux

Mulling, musing, mussing, amused, amorous, ameliorate, memorialise, meditate, mediate, reminisce, remediate. eclectic.

[atheist-me-blog]

[ohsoneon]

Jesus is at it again.

[languageramblings]

ruisseler (v) - to flow, run, drip

luire (v) - to shine, gleam, glow 

étinceler (v) - to sparkle, shine, gleam 

rougeoyer (v) - to glow 

éblouir (v) - to dazzle, impress 

scintiller (v) - to sparkle, twinkle, shine 

éclore (v) - to bloom 

tourbillonner (v) - to whirl, swirl 

fredonner (v) - to hum 

éparpiller (v) - to scatter, strew 

éclairer (v) - to illuminate, shine 

onduler (v) - to ripple

[comics1111]

Millipede and centipede. [1111comics]

[eadrik]

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via sighes)

[treyner-blog]

the best kind of dog honestly„

[upstandard-deactivated20150528]

alright im happy now

[abnormallyirregular-deactivated]

Lol so my dog

[elianaofshiverpeaks]

Historian: Shh! Arcanist: Shh! Historian: Shh!

[nickytwothumbs]

I hired job-o-tron as a second assistant for my travels across Tyria. He doesn’t seem to be getting along very well with my faithful val-a-golem though…o_0

[factsinallcaps]

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

[sandandglass]

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

[yunmengdemonbros]

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[skeleton-warrior-deactivated201]

this shit was brutal

[worthyourweightinfanfiction]

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

[wingardiumlevi-no-sa]

The proudest I have ever been of a hand of Cards Against Humanity

[the-legend-of-chel]

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

"Turn left. You monster." “Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.” “Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.” “Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prismatic-bell]

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

[amethystuniverses-blog-blog]

im laughing so hard like korras generation thinks they have it so bad theyre so bitter about their avatar disappearing for 3 years when AANG DISAPPEARED FOR 100 YEARS 

[eskalations]

you’re a true hundred year war kid if you remember

[irohapam]

hello new dashboard.

[dotty-literati]

The majestic Dumbo Octopus (x)

[fromyourdesperatefriend-deactiv]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[pizzaotter]

I WANT 3.

[ewwitsgeorge]

The moment when you see your crush online and you start to put some random dramatic shit on so he’ll maybe at least notice you and if you get lucky he’ll message you. but it never fucking happens

(via ewwitsgeorge)

[incorrectsylviaplathquotes]

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)