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[olessan]

Pinned post for stuff!

[LINKTREE] - find all my links and shit here

[Ko-Fi] - Commissions available as well as mini sketches for coffees

[Redbubble] - I have stickers and stuff up here :)

[Bluesky] - the non hellsite

[Twitter] - hell bird site

[Youtube] - mostly me occasionally streaming games or uploading an art process, sometimes shitposts

Art tag is #olessan art

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If you're looking for the Critical Role campaign 4 Thjazi relationships chart and family trees:

[LATEST VERSION + dark mode/low contrast]

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful or whimsical.

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[olessan]

Sapphire weapon's beam barely misses the Highwind in Revelation 💀

[olessan]

[pokemonarchive]

Bulbasaur (2023) - Scarlet & Violet—151 Illustrator: Yoriyuki Ikegami

[olessan]

The Sandspear Space Program has entered the testing phase

[olessan]

Let's chomp overly-curious humans with mama

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

Can I come

[olessan]

I'm still really behind on CR episodes but am peeking in the tag... omg at multiple things

[lazer-t]

Preview for something new I've been working on for my store 👀

[lazer-t]

My army grows

[lazer-t]

Leatherback Sea Turtle for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lazer-t]

Reminder that I'll draw any animal species you want for a $15 donation to my ko-fi!

ko-fi.com/lazert

More info about these on my carrd page: lazerdoodles.carrd.co

[shencomix]

[lunnefisk]

you can put emojis in your signs and labels in subnautica 2... i use them for my storage lockers

and a sign in my living quarters

and of course a vocal stim reminder for when i enter my base

[geologyin-blog]

Natural druzy Amethyst crystals with Haematite Inclusions Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa

Collection: Macro_crystals

Photo: Matthew Parshchikov