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Vegan. Writer. Adjunct professor. Elder millennial fangirl. Wanderer. 100% chance I'll ask to pet your dog. Find me on Insta instead @MyLoveAffairWithTheWrittenWord

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Sometimes I’ll just be going about my day and then randomly remember the time someone stole Matty’s steering wheel💀

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The beard. The stance. The lip. It’s all too much🥵

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Everyone be quiet it’s my husband’s birthday

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1st June, The 1975.

Will Matty see his shadow today, or will there be six more years of hiatus?

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The 1975 are the opposite of U2 in that they remove songs from your phone while you’re sleeping

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Matty saw Ross getting all the attention today and said, “absolutely not”

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In full sploot mode

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This is the most active Ross has ever been on social media, which means two things:

1) He genuinely cares about this cause (please donate if you can!)

2) We’re never gonna hear from him ever again after this

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Our favorite rat boys 😘

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It’s Ross’ big day. I figured he could use some musical motivation.

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Matty and his Temple Grandin ass lookin shirt

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Inquiring minds wish to know

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Has anyone ever made an Excel spreadsheet of all the “she said”s

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Damn the man really knows how to wear a coat