You are in for Major Trouble

Grumpy old cat lady. Fanfic writer (MajorTrouble on AO3) and editor. There is nothing coherent about this place. Canadian.

[mariacallous]

[thecactifindahome]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

this is what happens when they cut "When Love is Gone" from the Muppet Christmas Carol smh

[sandmandaddy69]

[lethalwizard]

“why are there black people in the odessey” greece is closer to libya than it is to england you dense cunt

[pissed-whizard]

[dreamstars]

[lost-lycaon]

Lilac breasted roller, surveying the insect buffet on the savanna.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[clayorey]

So many herbs, so little thyme

[sirdiskscratch-deactivated20150]

im really mad at you for making that pun

but thank u

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

[poetrylesbian]

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[stompanieart]

you think that's bad

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

[gatogummie]

[worldsandemanations]

Petrified opalized wood

[lamignonette]

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[alienpapacy]

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

[alienpapacy]

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

[nart65]

They’re both in their 30s

[itisiives]

[pride-knightess]

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

[im-kickn-it]

THAT-

that is coheed and cambria. That is the man who wrote the song.

[pride-knightess]

Its mr coheed and cambria

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]