i can't believe i've been here since 2012

my archive doesn't define me

[apas-95]

night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen

night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse

night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good

night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place

night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place

night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[unclefather]

The leaning tower of pussy

[unclefather]

Shut UP

[lakevida]

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

[lorcychief]

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[nervoussquidward]

[ceevee5]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ohstarstuff]

[kristina100000]

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

[lichen-thr0pe]

[gothish]

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

[meteorherd]

hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.