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this is 100x funnier because of the guy laughing so hard he can barely breath

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Oh man this is gold.

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good vibes here

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honestly he could miss and kick me in the head and still get it

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A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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"i’m no artist but you get the idea"

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I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

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This tiny house was built by Ethan Waldman. He’s getting great reviews for a 180 page how-to decision-making book which looks like a solid resource if you are going to build tiny.

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change.org takes on the real issues of our day

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Pass by the Student Union patio tomorrow from 11am to 1pm, to get a free mint, holy basil, or spinach plant from the UCF Arboretum. If you bring an old bottle or container to plant your freebie plant we’ll give you even more freebies! Come learn more about UCF Sustainability and Arboretum resources. #UCF

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Give me a house in the woods with a hidden lake a mile down the trees. Give me mountains and valleys surrounding my home where I have wooden floors and ceiling high windows. Give me a garden to water, coffee to brew, and food to cook. I know this is maybe a little too specific, but it’ll make me happy. And there’s nothing wrong with being too specific or happy.

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36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball (via seabelle)