✨the doctors stole my blood✨

enigma || minor || they/it/he || fluent in nonsense || theatre kid lmao

[an-absurd-mess]

hi enigma !!!

niss hello!!

ESGHGD THIS WAS FROM SO LONG AGO- I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO

i'm incredibly inactive ;u;

BUT HOW ARE YOU HOW IS LIFE >:0

[an-absurd-mess]

whos kyara?

he's this neat person, i believe that ve is resurfacing back to tumblr. you can find them @rosesootgold. she also writes for dsmp (c!/cc! depends on who), which i do reccomed checking out, zhe writes some good stuff, and you request some things too, if you'd like (just make sure to read its request rules first).

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different bloggers, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out ✨

Thank you!

@thatgirlgames @fatgumsupremacy @blossominglark @muffinmots @letstalkaboutfandomsbaby @not-your-damsel @bnhafanfiction @tomurastrashpanda @myhero-allmight

[fatgumsupremacy-deactivated2023]

AWW DEE

@deleteddewewted @letstalkaboutfandomsbaby @bloodypeachblog @omniuravity @pureofheartaudio @depressed-bisexual-disaster @furious-and-tired @aizawachick @eraserheads-sleeping-bag !

I love y’all so much!

There’s bound to be some people I missed but I hope all my moots know I love ‘‘em with every fiber of my exsistence.

[bloodypeachblog]

OMG BESTIE IMMA CRY

@koi-fish69 @moodyvoid @holditbitch @macckenchiz @yee-yee-bretherens @etherness @itwasnot-a-phasemom @hearth4days @ghostingurdreams ​

I hope you all know that I think you guys are awesome and are the best and I wish you guys the best for the future!

[macckenchiz]

AH thanks jssyyou 💖💘

I definitely cannot just choose 8 people Immana choose more, sorry if your already been tagged, just take another reward and a cookie.🍪🥛👍🏻

@drabbledealer @binkbonkthesimp @originaldouble @epickiya722 @holditbitch @cazeaje @mikithewooloo @yee-yee-bretherens @itsbaku @itsnothingofinterest @crxmat1on @eyebulb @great-cats @katnumdrum @hearth4days @navy-leader @fuck I even wrote you all down but I can't recognize my own writings...;-;

[epickiya722]

AAAAWWWW, THANK YOU!!

Here, this is for you! -> 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

But everyone is amazing...

@hochiumi @icy-spicy @samkatsuki770 @3ambrainrot @deadwriter16 @rrandomtthings @minisheku @eleiwitch @waytoohornez @jaywriteshere @red-high-tops @a-hobit @hiraimonoma

+EVERYBODY

[afterhourswjay]

Ahh, thank you for the tag!! All my mutuals are lovely people, so go check them out!!

@liv-loves-mic @fizzychocolatemilk @dynacats @a-very-tired-raven @shimmer-lamp @a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form (ik we're not mutuals on this account, but we were mutuals on @jaychirps ) @rrandomtthings @red-high-tops @aeshiteirus-self-shipping @hitozy @megumis-bf @animekpopsimp @uasproblemkids @crow-harlequin @scarlet-kazuha @yyyyikees @pugwithagun @aki47-hayakawa @solarwindscosplay @mechaking789 @aspergerhero @toobusyoverthinkingforname

[shimmer-lamp]

Aww thanks Jay! Ur amazing too

@a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form @a-very-tired-raven @icelingbolt @randomgamefan @ace-alien-with-anxiety @jelly-rights-activist @aaftaaab @let-love-run-red @man-of-masks @androreblogs

[a-very-tired-raven]

DSUSUSFUFSUFS AWWW thank you both jay and shim, it means a lot,,,

@shimmer-lamp @jaywriteshere (taggin' u guys BACK lol) @let-love-run-red (YOU DESERVE THIS. UR AMAZING) @a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form @icelingbolt @fruitsnackart @ratsoh-writes @ivyprism @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @rainbowut @mochamashi @dont-hug-me-im-a-fander @coopers-in-spain-without-the-a @vrnicky (ur amazing wolfie, dont you ever freaking forget it.) @kuvvydraws @blankspaceintime @crazydoodlez @morp-ramblings @hampal @puppetcl0wn (YOUR AMAZING TOO CENTS. AND UR FUNNY) and so many more!!

[cooperblr]

AGAGHSHEHEHHEHEB THANK YOUUUU

@ace-of-sqates @dragonncat @aloha-from-angel @3-snakes-in-a-trenchcoat @kaysogayso @the-frog-soda @dreamseeker1032 @ozymandayus @bread-does-things @corrupted-aroace @try-cry-why-try @morgan-n-cheese-91 @the-mike-est-of-michaels

[gist-maybe]

Oh shoot hello

Right back at ya >:)

@primordial-beetle-whore @fishfucker6969 @officiallysoup @core-vortex @dusk-ee @sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch @thegh0stboy @i-likestuff86 @69-sheep-in-a-trenchcoat @skeletorishot @marvels-obscure-tophat and many many more because my followers list wouldn't load-

[sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch]

@natsueyama

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@sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch @tmmy-smile @gebder @portal-fox @bobateaboo @greemany @gloomymuffin @galaxyempire-lilith (the return of the ggg) @clearlyclueless @a-clueless-star

[ratofthesocialsewers08]

Awww! Tonight’s a great night now :,) /srs

This also all goes to @natsueyama (Uno reverse, love!) @sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch @blackstar-gazer @anotakugardener @komsaammetmy @carnival-of-carnage @tmmy-smile and so SO many other moots that I couldn’t tag cause I just got done crying and now I can’t remember sh!t!!

[blackstar-gazer]

YRCUTV H HEART. THANK YOU @arcanepluto @zackcrazyvalentine @official-kool-aid-man-cum-sock @hat-troll @minzart @milfboss @s4ki-has-4-l1ttle-cl0ver @an-absurd-mess

[an-absurd-mess]

GAZER BELOVED ;w; @yesland, @plxndry-systm, @artemis-is-god, @krabmeat, @dysfunctionalcrab (I FORGOT YOUR ALT IM SORRY EDGFS). @fucking-fragrance-man, @jschllatt, @i-am-an-abyss-of-gender

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[the-emblematic]

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

[an-absurd-mess]

im gonna be sensible and post my nonsense on my alt-

[an-absurd-mess]

there's a kid in one of my groups, and all he aspires to is rickrokk people. now i hear the song at least 3 times a month.

[an-absurd-mess]

breakroom story

once during work, it was my off time so i went into the break room ofc. for a bit of context, there's two others in there with me. my co-workers, who's also from the UK, and then an american who moved here a little bit before covid restrictions.

anyways, we're all doing our own thing when my fellow european co-worker gets up and says that they're going out for a fag.

and our dearest american, unused to the slang here, did not realize that they mean a cigarette.

[an-absurd-mess]

your mom's a whore, but i loved her first

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[an-absurd-mess]

mmmm who's online rn o-o

[krabmeat]

BBBBRRRROOOOO AAAAHAHAHAHDNSHHFNDJSDGSKJD

I MISSED YOU SM OMFGG

[an-absurd-mess]

RFTGBH I MISSED YOU TOO

[krabmeat]

HOW ARE YOU BOSSMAN HOW ARE YOUUYY??? NAME AND PRONOUNS?

[an-absurd-mess]

IVE BEEN GOOD, SCHOOL IS /NEG DFVGB, BUT I STARTED GOING TO A VOLLEYBALL CLINIC TO PRACTICE FOR TRYOUTS NEXT YEAR... we also went through like...2 system renames edfvg (i think we've settled on jubilee.EP ahhh)

enigma - he/it+neos

aphid - they/sap/+

tubbo - he/bee/buzz/bam

:>

WBU HOWVER YOU BEEN DOING KRABS

[krabmeat]

FKSKFIWJD SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED-- AHH BUT IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT SCHOOL HAS BEEN DOODOO FOR YOUYOU BUT AYYYEE VOLLEYBALL?!?!? THATS SO COOL!!

AND HOW TF ARE YOU SO- GOSH THATS SUCH A RAD SYSTEM NAME BRO THATS SO COOLLL

MMM IVE BEEN CHILLIN!! IM ACTUALLY GONNA BE PUBLISHING A BOOK SOON SO IM VERUVERY EXCITED FOR THAT :DD HELLO TO TUBBO AND APHID TOO I HOPE YOU SNAZZY FELLAS HAVE A WICKED DAY :]

[im-an-ungodly-mess]

YOURE PUBLISHING A HECKING BOOK

WHAT /POS CONGRATS KRABS THAT SO COOL WHAT THE HELL DRFVG

[krabmeat]

FHSJDUSJDH YEAHH I AM!! ITS BASICALLY AN ARCHIVE OF A BUNCH OF SH-T IVE WRITTEN IN THE PAST 3 OR SO YEARS COLLECTED INTO THIS ONE BOOK! IVE FINISHED SELECTING AND PUTTING TOGETHER ALL THE POEMS AND SHORT STORIES I WANT IN IT AND IN TOTAL THERES 23 CHAPTERS IN ALL!! I COULD PROBABLY POST THE WRITING ITSELF TO TUMBLR IF YOU WANT? CAUSE THE WRITING IS DONE I JUST NEED TO WORK OUT THE COVER DESIGN AND THE PRINTING/PUBLISHING LOGISTICS TO GET A PHYSICAL BOOK :DDD

[an-absurd-mess]

yes

just yes to all of this

[an-absurd-mess]

My last two posts make it sound like all i do is complain, i swear up and down it's not (though i do complain....kinda frequently). so to compensate here:

hey, i'm aphid. i'm 24 (body is a minor), my pronouns are they/sap/+. if you need to, ask how to use them i don't mind. i honestly have no fucking clue what i am (possibly a co-host), we just went through a system reset (it's shit). i like herbology and eco related things :P

[an-absurd-mess]

the fuck is a qualm /lh

Technically it's supposed to mean a worry, or doubt. but i use it to describe a problem

[sapnaptwt2]

alright social experiment time. reblog & put ur in the tags nationality + whether u know what bagged milk is or not + if yes on the previous question what's ur stance on bagged milk.

[pizzinga-deactivated20211203]

gravity is crucial, geomagnetism

[an-absurd-mess]

SEE ITS AMAZING

[pizzinga-deactivated20211203]

@an-absurd-mess has lemon demon lyrics as buzz status on discord

[an-absurd-mess]

first off, lemon demon pops off

second, hush <3

[an-absurd-mess]

mmmm who's online rn o-o

[krabmeat]

BBBBRRRROOOOO AAAAHAHAHAHDNSHHFNDJSDGSKJD

I MISSED YOU SM OMFGG

[an-absurd-mess]

RFTGBH I MISSED YOU TOO

[krabmeat]

HOW ARE YOU BOSSMAN HOW ARE YOUUYY??? NAME AND PRONOUNS?

[an-absurd-mess]

IVE BEEN GOOD, SCHOOL IS /NEG DFVGB, BUT I STARTED GOING TO A VOLLEYBALL CLINIC TO PRACTICE FOR TRYOUTS NEXT YEAR... we also went through like...2 system renames edfvg (i think we've settled on jubilee.EP ahhh)

enigma - he/it+neos

aphid - they/sap/+

tubbo - he/bee/buzz/bam

:>

WBU HOWVER YOU BEEN DOING KRABS

[an-absurd-mess]

mmmm who's online rn o-o

[krabmeat]

BBBBRRRROOOOO AAAAHAHAHAHDNSHHFNDJSDGSKJD

I MISSED YOU SM OMFGG

[an-absurd-mess]

RFTGBH I MISSED YOU TOO