abel

abel ~ she/her ~ bonk

[applejongho]

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

[commander-gloryforge]

your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them

[evilscientist3]

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

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men that are loverboys are going extinct and the un is doing fuck all about it

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their count has been on a dwindling trend for a decade now :(

[an-animagoose]

what is the solution this is urgent

[rhinointherain]

26/7/2021

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i love yr little character in the joe biden post can u tell us how it came to be

it started as a distorted & burned version of my profile picture that i didnt make and then i drew its outline and then i used that as the profile picture and colored the face red because i love red then abel redrew that in a jackbox game and then i redrew the redrawing a couple times and we're at this stage now

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You came from spores, I think.

close enough

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no criticism of my run on idiot english sentences will ever be as scathing as that one time when i wrote like two sentences and someone that reblogged the post tagged it with "read later"

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you for the minecraft youtuber concert tickets that you spent real people money on. means a lot. very sibling behaviour of you. <3.

this is so funny why are u doing pr work in my inbocsx

[an-animagoose]

mocking you for actually buying me minecraft youtuber concert tickets

[hiveswap]

Hello welcome to lovejoy, here you can listen to hit songs such as:

-i fucked your girlfriend

-you fucked my girlfriend

-capitalism is a prison and the rich will regret the lifestyle they lead

-i'm gonna fuck my ex girlfriend's boyfriend

[hiveswap]

Hello welcome to lovejoy, here you can listen to hit songs such as:

-i fucked your girlfriend

-you fucked my girlfriend

-capitalism is a prison and the rich will regret the lifestyle they lead

-i'm gonna fuck my ex girlfriend's boyfriend

[weakerthan]

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

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[mintyproof]

i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time

[mintyproof]

they should give me landmines

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LJGSAUFHFHSJKBDF

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im the guy that says this is the best movie ever made immediately after every movie i watch btw

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

The haters try to put me in a crate at night