HIYAAA!!!! Idk of this counts but could you plsss do a job ideas for my dr ( ╹▽╹ )
I dontr eally want a job job?? Like not a serious job, just silly stuff
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I ran out of ideas with the banners sorry, anyways requests still open
O1 — Ghostwriter, so basically you do something (write a song, a book, or just have the concept for a movie/game wtv) and you sell it to someone (like, you write a song and sell it to Beyonce) you can or not get credit publicly, which is a good option if you don't want to be famous in your dr.
O2 — Archivist, basically you collect, organize, and preserve historically valuable records and digital files. But in your dr you don't need to make it about historical stuff, you could make it like, idk, archivist of FNAF? Archivist of Cris-Chan's life? Anything you like!
O3 — Worldbuilder, people pay you to create fantasy worlds, to make the maps, culture, creatures, history. (J.K Rowling needed this but wtv)
O4 — Professional aesthetician(? (I think it has other name) you decorate people's room, or socials, you decorate people's space and it completely matches their vibe and it always satisfies and surpasses their expectations.
O5 — Napper tester, companies pay you to test how comfortable their beds, couchs, or even pillows are.
O5.5 — Second option because the nape gave me an idea, you find weird but comfortable places to nap, example: the top of a mountain where a big rock covered by leaves is comfortable enough to sleep in.
O6 — Pet translator, you don't actually talk to animals (or you could), but you "interpret" their barks or meows for what they want or they're trying to say, you also train them to understand human language.
O7 — Cheer?? Idk what to call this, people who don't have anyone/are alone hire you to show up to their minor achievements (like a small win at a game) and cheer for them and hype them up.
O8 — Taste tester, you just eat weird new snacks and give your opinion on them, if it tastes good, if the texture it's weird, etc etc.
O9 — Gift wrapper, basically you make the packaging of boxes, gifts and stuff to match the theme, you're creative with them and the way you decorate the package it's something no one would think about but it perfectly goes with what the costumer wanted.
1O — Lost item finder, someone lost a single sock? You’re the person they call to help them look in all the weird places and you always find them in places they had already looked (like a mom lol)
11 — Place hunter (?), ok so someone has a place to hang out with their friends, example, they want an abandoned cabin in the middle of the forest, you explore the area until you find a place like it and tell them about it.
12 — Plant sitter, you get hired to look at people's plants and inspect them to see if they're okay, if they're growing properly, if they need more water, if they need to change it from the spot is in, etc.
13 — Playlist maker, people give you a vibe, moodboard, quotes, ship, characters, situation, anything and you make a playlist based on it, you always make them so nichiterally (niche + literally) acurrate and spot on.
14 — Advicer (??, basically people talk to you about what they're going through, and you give them multiple advice and what could happen/how would it go depending on what they do or what advice they act on.
15 — My name is the wokerr. I think all of us scripted racism/homophobia/misogyny/etc in our dr's, but basically you talk to these people and talk to them about why what they think it's bad and harmfull and make them change their opinions. Also this could work maybe idk, with someone with internalized homophobia to "cure" it??
WAIT THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE BRAINWASHING OR INDOCTRINATION, well let's ignore that, like a chill or a woke dictator.
16 — Constellation mapper, you search new patterns in the stars for people, example: a couple hires you and find a constellation that looks like their name initials together.
17 — Letter writer, yk how some people are bad at expressing their emotions? Well, you write their letters for them to explain what they feel and you always understand what they feel.
18 — I have no idea what to call this, basically you help people find other people(?? Like their classmate from kindergarten who they hadn't seen in decades, with only a few descriptions you can find the person.
19 — Storyteller, you go to daycares to tell kids fantasy stories and stuff, you never ran out of ideas, you can turn everything into a story for childs (like reversing the human centipede lore to make it family friendly)
2O — Librarian organizer, people hire you to organize their book/mangas/CDs/wtv for color, date of launch(?, alphabetically, or even organize them so the colors make an image! (If you know what I mean sorry I don't know how to describe shit 😭)
(Not part of the section just me yapping) I actually did that with a few books that I had! Organized them so they would form my country's flag colors :3
21 — Shadow puppeter, you can perform movies/stories using only your hands and lights, your hands are very flexible which helps you to make any shape you want.
22 — Sticker designer, you draw or edit stuff to make stickers for people, you can also help them organize them, example: someone wants sticker for their laptop and you tell them in what spot each sticker would look better.
23 — This kinda goes with O4, you make moodboards, pfp, banners, etc with specific themes for people.
24 — Aesthetic scout, you find places that match someone likings, example: someone who likes the sea wants places in their city to visit, you find a sea themed club, a sea themed cafe, stores with sea themed decoration, people who also like the sea and want friends who share the same passion for sea.
25 — Workout maker, you give people the perfect workout routine for anything they want even if it contradicts itself, example: someone wants to be skinny but not lose their ass fat, you give them a routine that gives them that. (Ik it sound weird but a naturally big ass with body fat isn't the same as a big ass made with muscle from workout and all that and I'm not explaining more 😭)
26 — I also don't know what to call this sorry I'm dumb, basically you make the annoying tasks people have, like having to pick up a package, assemble a piece of furniture, withdraw money from the bank, etc.
27 — This one is a little messy (not Lionel), basically people hire you to find out bad/embarassing things about the people they don't like, like idk, they pissed themselves in school, they were a bird for a man, they had a failed career, idk.
28 — Character consultant, sometimes people have problems giving their OC's more stuff that makes them THEM, and you help them with that, "they're kind of guy to..", the kind of music they would listen to, what annoys them, what do they always have in their bag, stuff they liked in the past, 5 things they couldn't live without, etc etc.
29 — File organizer, people pay you to go through everything they have in their phone/laptops and organize them into specific folders, delete stuff they don't need anymore, and organize the folders order (example: the folders they visit more often at the top and the ones they don't at the bottom)
3O — Name consultant, whether its a name for a new shop/brand, or a baby, you find good words with meaning and that sound good, fit the theme, are unique, for whatever your costumer wants. Also make wombos (word + combos) with them to make it more unique, example: Peak + Macho + Nephew = Peakachew.
