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damn Ive been gone almost a whole month and the community imploded what the fuck.

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stepped into work yesterday and IMMEDIATELY broke into a fucking fever. I will not be there today, instead, I will be dueling with my fever to see who's better.

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i thonk u would lookf reky as hell ? is ts true

guys I dont look that freaky I just did not inherit my dads genes as a 1:1 ratio my great grandmas fucking Brit genetics came after me actually.

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honglu thinks hes so fucking funny labeling himself LongLu in our logs just you wait you stupid fucker Im going to maul you the fog is coming for you hong lu

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funniest thing ever is knowing Volgin only knew Naked Snake wasnt Raikov was because Volgin had a bdsm relationship with Raikov.

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oh hey ur the no shoelaces guy. did ur parents not teafg u to ride abike either

is this my legacy. am I forever known as the guy who cant tie shoelaces.

also for context anon, Im 18 and ride with training wheels, Ive never touched a bike prior to this. when I was a kiddie I had no self-preservation instincts (mutual can confirm) so I literally WASNT allowed on a bike.

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if I make a bah blog would you guys pinky promise not to shame me.... okay..? it wouldnt be amazing or anything itd just be me frolicking in the fields... okay..?

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pjm mentioned👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

oh you should see the yap sesh Ive been having for the last hour in Discord. I love my project moon especially Gregor's Samsa's and Heath's cliffs 🤤

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dude my names fucking Tiān like the Mili song and youre telling me these people trust me with their life thats a fucking AWFUL decision bro.

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u neednto leave roblox and pjm collabs alone. theres no reason 2 collab tjem

youre MAD because I suggested in a server that there should be a combination of Win Rate and Block Tales. Im going to throw my vast arsenal of tomatoes at you, loser.

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ijsut saw a worm onthe floor wt f

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Where I would be able to read fanfic where Tiantui Star's Blade is going to get shoved up Lei Heng's ass. PLEASE. I NEED THIS.

Im crying the people are desperate for my bullshit. ok for realsie though give me like, four to five days to type it all up, I like to make my fics long. I also need to make a character to perfectly encapsulate the ideal partner for shoving Tiantui Star up Lei Heng's ass. in short, new Limbus OC otw.

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goin off my meds whos ready to see hallucination posting

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writing Lei Heng fanfic where he gets Tiantui Star handle shoved up his ass 🤤🤤 oh yeah middle aged man we're gonna go so hard you need a hip replacement 🤤🤤🤤

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I could beat Nothing There without having to do anything because Id just breathe so hard it instantly dies.

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call me transdantedurante the way my head is on fire.

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top ten things Im doing when I go to the city

-suckling on a 9mm (pacifier)

-finding a groom or bride (Im not picky) 30 minutes in

-adopt children

-go mad and kill them all and paint my walls picturesque with their insides

-realize that Ive been restrained to a desk and my eyes are glued to a test

-sleep for 800 hours

-drink warm milk