[birdasaurus]

Soultwin Studio

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

to myself,

i am trying to love you more

[71-00-deactivated20191106]

[officialjiggly]

I lick an apple for lunch

[binshalhoub-deactivated20211110]

I lowkey notice everything so don’t try to hide shit from me.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Okay

[valtsv]

im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[anal-destr0yer]

my birthday is literally in 5 days. I’ve never felt so old.

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[naiveasf]

[sad-jew-with-cake-deactivated20]

my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[zealouseagleface]

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[asideofbpd]

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

Dont you worry about where i got my burlap sacks with dollar signs on them

[tellyjpg]

when i care, i care hard. when i don’t give a fuck, i reallly don’t give a fuck