----- SHIT PEOPLE HAVE POSTED IN MY DISCORD SERVER AS A PROMPT of course, some are tweaked to fit a prompt setting. and you may tweak them too, if need be. not all of these are sfw.
☆ -- “ YOU THINK YOU CAN SLAP MY MOTHER? IT IS I WHO SLAPS YOU. ” ☆ -- “ This is why I have -- ” Drops seven dollars worth of change. “ SMELLY FUCK. ” ☆ -- “ This v-neck is gonna get me some v-gina. ” ☆ -- “ I bet Michael Myers piano’s through his eyes. ” ☆ -- “ Joke’s on you, my mom makes my lunch. ” ☆ -- “ YES MEDIVH, EAT THE BEANS. ” ☆ -- “ When you chicken the season right. ” ☆ -- “ Just say fucc, it’s like succ but fuck. ” ☆ -- “ If you cut your nipple, does that mean you’re lactating blood? ” ☆ -- “ EAT YOUR FUCKING TEETH ___! ” ☆ -- “ DADDY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO JAIL. ” ☆ -- “ Look out, it’s the taint stabber! ” ☆ -- “ I want ___ to come into my house and bash me over the head with a bottle, killing me instantly. ” ☆ -- “ It’s like eating a patch of soaking wet grass, after a cow SHAT all over it. ” ☆ -- “ Not the tits, ___, the memes. ” ☆ -- “ YOU’RE A FAKE MAN WITH A SMALL BISTRO. ” ☆ -- “ SHUT UP, BITCH, GET OUT! ” ☆ -- “ I HAVE A BALL! ” ☆ -- “ ___ grip my dong. ” ☆ -- “ You barely weigh one pound at five foot fuck. ” ☆ -- “ The snack that smiles back: CHILDREN! ” ☆ -- “ I will sneeze in your mouth if you ever tell me I can’t have egg salad again. ” ☆ -- “ Just because Jesus took a three day nap doesn’t mean you get one. ” ☆ -- “ Every year I prank ___ with something I deem hilarious, and every year they send me something bland and uninteresting. It makes me furious. ” ☆ -- “ I want my blood boneless. ” ☆ -- “ It tastes like porn. ” ☆ -- “ Whoever McDrove their McBus past my McHouse and shook my McBed, they just McFucked up and I will McKill them. ” ☆ -- “ I am clutching my kidney in fear. ” ☆ -- “ I love Hulk Hogie. ” ☆ -- “ I can only take so much: I can take a lotta dick, a lotta drama, but if ___ throws my orphans... ” ☆ -- “ I showed you my dad, please respond. ” ☆ -- “ I speak for the spiders now, and they say you’re a little bitch. ” ☆ -- “ Holy fucking police officer on a pogo stick. ” ☆ -- “ Shut to fuck. ”
