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[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

[a-lix]

[ichbinniko]

mentally ill & horny

[ananzee]

🌚

[megidola]

[menodore]

[tomshardy]

[jetgrindvizio]

[theoddlittlethings]

I can’t

[chileanprince]

Bitch Same!

[francisbuseko]

IG: @francisbuseko

[slavery]

[lifeinflames]

what did i just see!!!!!

[slavery]

The truth

[t3sla]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Australia is the asshole

[t3sla]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[ren-nolasco]

[ohnro-deactivated20190815]

[ananzee]

Forever reboot

[ttzsource]

Five Characters in Search of an Exit (The Twilight Zone, 1959-1964)

[bimbocracy]

i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the ultimate voice of authority and that he shits gold, that woman will privately know he’s stupid. even if she never says it, she’ll know

[bimbocracy]

womanhood is actually just an extended piece of performance art called “yes, mister, you are very smart”

[bimbocracy]

now you males out there may be thinking “but barbie, if that were true then wouldn’t all women be oscar-worthy actresses?” the answer is no. we don’t actually need to be good at pretending. that’s how dumb y’all are.

[bimbocracy]

you may also be thinking “well *I* can tell when a woman is just placating or patronizing me”. that is also false. if you can tell, it’s because she wants you to know she’s making fun of you.

[psychslave]

[doctorslippery]