Come back with a warrent

Or actually, don't

[cecelovesrats]

ricky, my little criminal

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

Free Ricky!

[dogpuppy]

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

Like we'd wait for you to finish.

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[rat-detector]

I nominate @a-rat-with-internet-accesses for rat of the year

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Whavdwlhtuehuhnywnm8tekterwkkbgdbfshu4hdqfhhgftyh

Me?

Wait hold on i don't know how to react too much of a positive suprice

Give me like 2 hours max

[ratkingreblogs]

You still need a second, better get campaigning!

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

I got this maybe

[rat-detector]

Someone else nominate our candidate! We shall rally behind The Chosen!

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

I steal your nomination and give it to @anklethirstyrat instead.

[thetrueratking]

This is funny so it’s official now. Sorry pal.

[dumpster-fire-rats]

no way im stealing it back >:(

@a-rat-with-internet-accesses you got this :3

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Steal my nomination again Anachist and ILL START A MARCH TO YOUR BLOG WITH A SWORD.

For me being nominated is Rat detertors choise. One that i shall take pride in

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

Well now imma steal it twice.

Yoimk!

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[rat-detector]

I nominate @a-rat-with-internet-accesses for rat of the year

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

Whavdwlhtuehuhnywnm8tekterwkkbgdbfshu4hdqfhhgftyh

Me?

Wait hold on i don't know how to react too much of a positive suprice

Give me like 2 hours max

[ratkingreblogs]

You still need a second, better get campaigning!

[a-rat-with-internet-accesses]

I got this maybe

[rat-detector]

Someone else nominate our candidate! We shall rally behind The Chosen!

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

I steal your nomination and give it to @anklethirstyrat instead.

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

This was on my saved photos, and I don't remember saving it.

Clearly the universe is speaking to me through the mystery of my poor file organization.

[anarchist-rat-crimes]

What about gun wrongs?