Rat Detector

Detected whether or not there was a rat in a post on and off since 2023 until 2026.

[esmeraldaka]

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oh hey rat detector havent seen you in a while

[dickspooky]

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

[sluttygrandpa]

[kvotheunkvothe]

now that's a solid snake

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[rat-detector]

[wollratten]

The allways so flattering front pic with extra static poof

[rat-detector]

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[rat-detector]

[rat-detector]

Your pronouns are now Cult/Leader

And that is Very Problematic!

Anon in my box assigning me problematic Neos.

[rat-detector]

Hey shawty what’re your pronouns again I forgor

Did I ever state them? I thought I was so careful…

[rat-detector]

why rice???

I have no idea what you’re talking about

[girlsworldrats]

clover traded spots with juno so she could have a snack

[rat-detector]

[cure-whimsy]

Mmm

Monke

[rat-detector]

[thetrueratking]

Horse girl transitions becomes car guy..?

[rat-detector]

Is that what uma musume is about?

[thetrueratking]

If you’re ever feeling down just remember that we’re less than 6000 years away from 8008. Just gotta make it to boob.

[rat-detector]

Ill make it. Ive been gaining immortality by killing off a hostage and taking their life force anytime someone mentions Alberta.

See you at 8008 rat king o7

[rat-detector]

I wish my finals were about rats

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

SO that you can force your likes on others? Not everyone likes rats, and they don't need to!

[rat-detector]

Of course its to force it on others. How else can vermin spread? Everyone MUST love rats or DIE!

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

Wanting people to die for not liking rats is problematic! This is the type of thing murder cult leaders say to get their devoted followers to KILL PEOPLE, and murder is never ok!

[rat-detector]

Exactly, and my most devoted who have participated in my many wars back my actions completely! We have killed and will kill again in the name of rats!

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

So You are saying that the concept of rats is More importent than Human Life? That is VERY PROBLEMATIC! You aren't even killing for rats, just the name of rats!

[rat-detector]

Id kill a thousand people before I let the concept of rats die.

[ratdetectortheninth]

I would gladly lay down my life for the concept of rats.

[rat-detector]

Ninth has shown unexpected loyalty. Ninth is my favorite for the month of April. Wear it with pride Ninth. Wear it with pride.

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[rat-detector]

[rat-detector]

I wish my finals were about rats

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

SO that you can force your likes on others? Not everyone likes rats, and they don't need to!

[rat-detector]

Of course its to force it on others. How else can vermin spread? Everyone MUST love rats or DIE!

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

Wanting people to die for not liking rats is problematic! This is the type of thing murder cult leaders say to get their devoted followers to KILL PEOPLE, and murder is never ok!

[rat-detector]

Exactly, and my most devoted who have participated in my many wars back my actions completely! We have killed and will kill again in the name of rats!

[terrible-faith-misinterpreter]

So You are saying that the concept of rats is More importent than Human Life? That is VERY PROBLEMATIC! You aren't even killing for rats, just the name of rats!

[rat-detector]

Id kill a thousand people before I let the concept of rats die.