1. We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.
2. We’re not gonna die. We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
3. Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
4. We’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.
5. Crime and politics: the situation is always… fluid.
6. Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothin’…
7. Now we have a boatful of citizens right on top of our… stolen cargo. That’s a fun mix.
8. If anyone gets nosy, just, you know… shoot ‘em…. Politely
9. If you’d prefer a lecture, I’ve a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire… one has lepers.
10. Listen, you don’t know me, so I’m gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.
11. This is why we lost, you know. Superior numbers.
12. You know what is reputation? Is people talking, is gossip.
13. Time for some thrilling heroics.
14. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in command here.
15. May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
16. What does that make us? Big damn heroes.
17. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
18. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back!
19. Suffocation’s not exactly the most dignified way to go.
20. Everybody dies alone.
21. No power in the ‘verse can stop me.
22. Hey, I’ve been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
23. We went to the war never lookin’ to come back, but it’s the real world I couldn’t survive.
24. When you can’t run anymore, you crawl, and when you can’t do that, you find someone to carry you
25. Everybody dies. Someone’s carryin’ a bullet for you right now, doesn’t even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.
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